never in my life have i felt this good to be home, to be sleeping on my own bed rather than a bed that has only a thin layer of sponge resting on a metal board. and the best part - it has been slept by countless of people.
who knows maybe the previous guys have hair lice?
or perhaps even dandruff? or maybe even he is suffering from hair loss?
....
ok no sense.. anyway was pondering whether i should talk a bit about my life in Thailand.
*pondering
*pondering
*pondering
*pondering
well i am still pondering. the reason why i am considering whether to say a not is cause that would make my entry today very lengthy which i don feel like it. the reason why i dont feel like it cause i got no mood to make this entry a lengthy one or a loh-soh one.
thats why even as i am typing, i am considering whether should i write about the life in Thailand. the reason why i am considering whether to say a not is cause that would make my entry today very lengthy which i don feel like it. the reason why i dont feel like it cause i got no mood to make this entry a lengthy one or a loh-soh one.
ok i decided that perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance that i shall maybe share with ya a bit on the life there.
life there is very simple..
yeah, very simple..
the first day we arrive, i was shocked. we nvr arrived in an airport, rather it was a open piece of land where we just land and the air stewardess was like "Nah, the door is open, u can fuck off the plane now"
ok i was kidding, they were very polite. anyway the landing spot was barren and soon enough, we saw buses which took us to our training camp.
once i open my eyes after a some-what 2 hours ride, i was not shocked, but more of a 95% i wan go back Singapore feeling.
my Coy was allocated this 2 storey building where the 2nd floor is able to accomdate 100 over person while the 1st floor comprises of a 36 men bunk, empty room(we used it as an office), and a small open space which we use as smoking point and fall-in area.
showering area was quite shocking i must say. it is like having 2 mini swimming pools where u scoop ur water from and bathe.
anyway lets jump time a bit.
training soon started for us. and as ya know, being a i-drive-a-puny-boat commander, i was constantly checking and making sure that no water was going in my boat. as sure as it was told, it was more difficult to drive my puny boat in thailand compared to singapore due to the water current.
but nonetheless, when you are one who is physically equipped with fucking-the-not-bad water driving skills, you would find little problem in getting use to it.
one fine day, when i was as usual drying my laundry, i, NRIC 8328863I, 3SG HONG ZIQIANG, declare that i have nothing, just an underwear with shorts and a plain-no-protection slippers in my possesion, accidentally kicked an iron picket that was half dug into the ground.
i heard a PANG~
and a twinge of pain in my left toe..
i tout i was all right, i was wrong. so so wrong. my toe nail came out. soon after it was totally extracted out by the medical officer over there.
from then on begin the life of Ah Hong & his adventures staying in bunk while evryone is out training.
i read more books than i ever read in my whole life during the 2 weeks plus of recuperating. that was when i found out that the books by Haruki Murakami was so good. Donald Trump book was ok ok only compared to another book that teaches you how to get rich.
days and days went past == >
and finally it was time for the final exercise. and i was glad i made it in time for it. i wouldnt wana go back Singapore and tell people.
"Hey what did you do in Thailand?"
"I was sleeping in bunk most of the time"
it was a 4 days exercise. quite a large scale one considering the 1000 plus people who are involved.
Ah Ha~!
and finally evrything was over before you knew it.
and soon enough before you knew it was 23rd Sept. and in case some of ya is still wondering whats so special about 23rd Sept, its just another day amongst the 365 days.
its the birthday of the person whose blog you are reading now.
celebrated my birthday over there..
tick tock tick tock~
and soon i was on my way back home, back to singapore on 25th Sept.
now i have reached home, evrythin i buy i unconsciously convert to thai baht first.
wah laoz.. so expensive loh things in Singapore, how to buy you tell me?
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Sunday, August 28, 2005
泰国我来也~
虽然说只不过是去一个月，但心中难免会有些少许的期待，少许的兴奋，一些些的盼望，一汤匙的害怕，两茶匙的快感， 一两粒不舍。。。
喂~~！
你在做菜啊~！
哈哈，不好意识。不小心用错词。
wa piang, use chinese type damn slow. though i am intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese, i still need time to type out the han yu ping yin and inserting those words. damn stressful ya know~
later meeting my army frans cum people who are going to suffer there with me cum sometimes help me wash my boat cum people whom have suffer with me in Bravo for 1 yr 2 mths in yishun interchange to take 858 go down airport. motive for going down so early is to chill out at the airport. and i would certainly wana try the $6.90 laksa which evryone has been talking about. and of course, that laksa will be the last meal i am having here in Singapore before i leave.
asked my parents not to send me there as i am the type who dont like the mushy mushy feeling in airport.
hopefully i can go online at the camp there. hopefully can blog so that can somehow keep my frans update on how i am doing. and of course, to let them know i haven die yet over there whaahahaha.
counting down, clock is ticking. got to go prepare some final stuff~ chaoz peeps..
喂~~！
你在做菜啊~！
哈哈，不好意识。不小心用错词。
wa piang, use chinese type damn slow. though i am intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese, i still need time to type out the han yu ping yin and inserting those words. damn stressful ya know~
later meeting my army frans cum people who are going to suffer there with me cum sometimes help me wash my boat cum people whom have suffer with me in Bravo for 1 yr 2 mths in yishun interchange to take 858 go down airport. motive for going down so early is to chill out at the airport. and i would certainly wana try the $6.90 laksa which evryone has been talking about. and of course, that laksa will be the last meal i am having here in Singapore before i leave.
asked my parents not to send me there as i am the type who dont like the mushy mushy feeling in airport.
hopefully i can go online at the camp there. hopefully can blog so that can somehow keep my frans update on how i am doing. and of course, to let them know i haven die yet over there whaahahaha.
counting down, clock is ticking. got to go prepare some final stuff~ chaoz peeps..
一个月后，同样时间，同样地点 再见~~
Saturday, August 27, 2005
A Whole New Start
decided to choose a new background for my blog.
nvr to think i stick back to the original scripts which they provide.
as what the old people say "还是旧的最好"
whats best about the original scripts is that they provide the ability for those intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese people like me to type chinese words which can be seen in my blog. so this is absolutely a Plus factor for me.
but notice i couldnt combine colours really well. guess its always a trouble for me. from young to now, my choice for colours just sucks to the limit.
went for a swim yesterday with my Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran ytd at yishun safra.
being the lazy old me, i was reluctant to go at first. but they brainwashed me till i, in the end, still went. put on sun block as i am a Good Boy cause..... well, 她明白的啦.
anyway though i was earlier than Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran, i decided to take a dip 1st. swam 20 laps non stop.
but i swam rather slow though cause well, basic physics.
"A larger vessel needs bigger propulsion power"
nvr to think i stick back to the original scripts which they provide.
as what the old people say "还是旧的最好"
whats best about the original scripts is that they provide the ability for those intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese people like me to type chinese words which can be seen in my blog. so this is absolutely a Plus factor for me.
but notice i couldnt combine colours really well. guess its always a trouble for me. from young to now, my choice for colours just sucks to the limit.
went for a swim yesterday with my Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran ytd at yishun safra.
being the lazy old me, i was reluctant to go at first. but they brainwashed me till i, in the end, still went. put on sun block as i am a Good Boy cause..... well, 她明白的啦.
anyway though i was earlier than Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran, i decided to take a dip 1st. swam 20 laps non stop.
but i swam rather slow though cause well, basic physics.
"A larger vessel needs bigger propulsion power"
sad, dejected.
ate the most disgusting ribs just now. nearly wan cry liao. actually i went to the place eat a number of times le. or should i say i used to work there. thats why i was confident its ribs are one of the nicest around.
anyway went to suntec to eat just now. ordered a number of items. 1st came their cottage pie.
what the fuck.. FAIL~!
the center is cold. i was sianz 1/2. told the waitress to help me heat up a bit more.
nx came my ribs. when it came, i had a good look at it. i said it wasnt mine.
"no sir, its ur ribs" the waitress replied with a filipino accent. wo.. maid working part time i guess.
i stared hard at the ribs and figure out it looked different from last time. it was bigger, fatter and looked more disgusting. it looks like cha-siew meat more than ribs itself.
anyway without further delaying i took the first cut into it.
oil flew into my eyes.. "他妈的。。。。。 儿子是我朋友"
damn angry loh~~ grrr.. anyway i took a bite into it. sucks to the core. totally jus sucks. as simple as that..
it sucks~!!
anyway until the 4th cut, i realise somethin was wrong. the meat was a bit too chewy. i saw and realise the meat was not cooked prpoerly.
"他妈的。。。。。 儿子还是我朋友"
i buey tahan liao. i called the filipino maid-cum-waitress over.
despite my anger, i still manage to talk in a nice tone." hi hello, just wondering is my eyes seeing things or the meat is a bit red in colour?"
she nod her head as in to agree with me that the meat is uncooked. jokingly i said
"wa lao, like that cannot la. just now is cottage pie not hot. now is ribs not cooked. must give me 10% discount."
yeah she agreed. guess she knows they are in the wrong. one mistake nvm, but 2 times. oh my god~
somemore i am really disappointed in the food. maybe i work in that restaurant before. maybe not the same outlet, but at least same company. thats why mayb i have an affiliation with that restaurant. never to think that things got so worse.
anyway glad i got the 10% discount. coz i will nvr go back there anymore. sucks to the core~
ate the most disgusting ribs just now. nearly wan cry liao. actually i went to the place eat a number of times le. or should i say i used to work there. thats why i was confident its ribs are one of the nicest around.
anyway went to suntec to eat just now. ordered a number of items. 1st came their cottage pie.
what the fuck.. FAIL~!
the center is cold. i was sianz 1/2. told the waitress to help me heat up a bit more.
nx came my ribs. when it came, i had a good look at it. i said it wasnt mine.
"no sir, its ur ribs" the waitress replied with a filipino accent. wo.. maid working part time i guess.
i stared hard at the ribs and figure out it looked different from last time. it was bigger, fatter and looked more disgusting. it looks like cha-siew meat more than ribs itself.
anyway without further delaying i took the first cut into it.
oil flew into my eyes.. "他妈的。。。。。 儿子是我朋友"
damn angry loh~~ grrr.. anyway i took a bite into it. sucks to the core. totally jus sucks. as simple as that..
it sucks~!!
anyway until the 4th cut, i realise somethin was wrong. the meat was a bit too chewy. i saw and realise the meat was not cooked prpoerly.
"他妈的。。。。。 儿子还是我朋友"
i buey tahan liao. i called the filipino maid-cum-waitress over.
despite my anger, i still manage to talk in a nice tone." hi hello, just wondering is my eyes seeing things or the meat is a bit red in colour?"
she nod her head as in to agree with me that the meat is uncooked. jokingly i said
"wa lao, like that cannot la. just now is cottage pie not hot. now is ribs not cooked. must give me 10% discount."
yeah she agreed. guess she knows they are in the wrong. one mistake nvm, but 2 times. oh my god~
somemore i am really disappointed in the food. maybe i work in that restaurant before. maybe not the same outlet, but at least same company. thats why mayb i have an affiliation with that restaurant. never to think that things got so worse.
anyway glad i got the 10% discount. coz i will nvr go back there anymore. sucks to the core~
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Pork Ribs - Any of the curved arches of bone extending from the spine to or toward the sternum in pigs.
The best ribs comes with a big fat price normally. the best ribs are those which slides off the bone so easily you hardly need to cut them.
Monday was an unusual day. Monday was unlike any normal monday cause it was the first time it was dated as 22nd August 2005. Get it?
anyway, my feelings were cheated on monday. go back to camp dont know for what fuck. was recalled thinking that there was some sort of briefing or whatsoever but behold!!!
Not a single fuck thing was said.
thats why i said my feelings were cheated. a SOF (Self Obssessed Freak) fran of mine wanted to buy this weird black pants at Muji Muji and so i decided to join him in the hunt.
in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, some frans, together with me head off to bugis to hunt for the weird pants at Muji Muji.
to my SOF fran's disappointment, there was no this certain weird pants there. i can see the dejection written all over his face.
but nonetheless in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, we decided to eat our dinner at a nice but also not so expensive place. we decided to settle down at this certain cafe.
forgotten what they ordered but i decided to choose BBQ PORK RIBS since i always see people eating it but nvr ordered it myself. find it a messy thing to eat. ribs seems to be flying evrywhere.
but i decided to gave it a shot anyway. i have confidence in my knife skills anyway. anyway the dish came. the first bite that enter my mouth i was like "Wu~~"
i was having orgasm siah~
cant believe it. not bad siah the ribs i tout to myself. to add points to it, the ribs came easily off the bones.
the feeling of the orgasm is still lingering there that i have no choice but to ask certain special someone to eat pork ribs with me at another place at a certain day this week. hope it can make me or-gas even more~~
wu la la~
The best ribs comes with a big fat price normally. the best ribs are those which slides off the bone so easily you hardly need to cut them.
Monday was an unusual day. Monday was unlike any normal monday cause it was the first time it was dated as 22nd August 2005. Get it?
anyway, my feelings were cheated on monday. go back to camp dont know for what fuck. was recalled thinking that there was some sort of briefing or whatsoever but behold!!!
Not a single fuck thing was said.
thats why i said my feelings were cheated. a SOF (Self Obssessed Freak) fran of mine wanted to buy this weird black pants at Muji Muji and so i decided to join him in the hunt.
in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, some frans, together with me head off to bugis to hunt for the weird pants at Muji Muji.
to my SOF fran's disappointment, there was no this certain weird pants there. i can see the dejection written all over his face.
but nonetheless in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, we decided to eat our dinner at a nice but also not so expensive place. we decided to settle down at this certain cafe.
forgotten what they ordered but i decided to choose BBQ PORK RIBS since i always see people eating it but nvr ordered it myself. find it a messy thing to eat. ribs seems to be flying evrywhere.
but i decided to gave it a shot anyway. i have confidence in my knife skills anyway. anyway the dish came. the first bite that enter my mouth i was like "Wu~~"
i was having orgasm siah~
cant believe it. not bad siah the ribs i tout to myself. to add points to it, the ribs came easily off the bones.
the feeling of the orgasm is still lingering there that i have no choice but to ask certain special someone to eat pork ribs with me at another place at a certain day this week. hope it can make me or-gas even more~~
wu la la~
Monday, August 22, 2005
jus had a wonderful night with my group of sec sch frans. quite some weeks since we last saw each other. anyway thanks to them also. think they know i going off to thailand soon le so like they wana meet me for a farewell dinner. appreciated that~
was really thinkin wat to do after we had dinner at a coffeeshop. didnt really want to end the night so early so we went to jalan jalan at a shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
when i go inside the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years, the feeling was.. was just so like the typical 9 years which i have been going there. kan sianz one loh haha. but still after jalan jalan for half an hour, we didnt really wanted the night to end so early so we settled down at one of the cafes at the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
didnt expect once we settled down, it was just funny. we laughed and joked about evry single little thing thruout the whole 2 hours. been don know how many months since i laugh till my tears came out so u can imagine how fuckin funny it was... i really enjoyed the outing with them tonight
used to hang out with these group of frans often last time. but slowly its like i gradually distance from them.
i wont hide the truth then maybe its sometimes i too lazy to meet up with them or not is i got meet other frans. anyway they are still a group of close buddies which i treasure so i make more effort to meet up with them now.
like them a lot. they are very chin chai people. i like chin chai people coz i am fucking chin chai myself haha. being with them makes me feel very comfortable. hmmm~~~
was really thinkin wat to do after we had dinner at a coffeeshop. didnt really want to end the night so early so we went to jalan jalan at a shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
when i go inside the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years, the feeling was.. was just so like the typical 9 years which i have been going there. kan sianz one loh haha. but still after jalan jalan for half an hour, we didnt really wanted the night to end so early so we settled down at one of the cafes at the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
didnt expect once we settled down, it was just funny. we laughed and joked about evry single little thing thruout the whole 2 hours. been don know how many months since i laugh till my tears came out so u can imagine how fuckin funny it was... i really enjoyed the outing with them tonight
used to hang out with these group of frans often last time. but slowly its like i gradually distance from them.
i wont hide the truth then maybe its sometimes i too lazy to meet up with them or not is i got meet other frans. anyway they are still a group of close buddies which i treasure so i make more effort to meet up with them now.
like them a lot. they are very chin chai people. i like chin chai people coz i am fucking chin chai myself haha. being with them makes me feel very comfortable. hmmm~~~
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