Boredom Leads Me To Do The Following:

I am seriously so bored to death that I decided to churn out some random facts about myself. Please skip this entry if you are one who is thinking now "Who the fuck cares about what you are?"

No better still, if you really have this thought, stay away from here. Well right now, I am thinking the extent to how honest I am going to be. On a scale of 10, I guess I will go about 4 at first. Knowing myself, the tendency that I will reach 10 is approximately 99%.

That 1% is supposedly if there is a blackout in my house.

- I am a straight guy. I detest the sights of homosexuals making out in public. They can kiss all they want but please do it where no one sees you. I once saw two guys kissing in public. One by one, the old people around them suffer from cardio arrest.

- I am an animal lover. Among my favourites are chicken, pig, fish, lamb and cow. They taste excellent when grilled.

- I like girls with long hair. I mean above the neck.

-I hate girls who have this fringe hanging in a straight line infront of their forehead. I call them the "curtain fringe". You are only allowed to have this kind of hairstyle if you are think you are ugly. Better off, keep the fringe till it covers your face.

- I hate celeries, brinjas and durians.

- I hate to have no toilet paper when I want to shit. That is why it is advisable to wear two underwears out. You know what happens when you dirty one; you have the other.

- I hate ladies who speak in a voice that sounds as if they just came out of the womb.

- I am not really picky on food on some days. Notice I say "some". It means out of a week, that would normally fall under Monday and.... Ok, make that just Monday. Fuck, I am picky when it comes to food.

- I dont like it when girls put on perfume that smell too strong. Unless they are trying to cover their body odour, then well, I advise them to use the whole bottle. Otherwise, I prefer the natural smell of them just after a bathe.

- I like to fart when I am with my close friends. So if I fart infront of you, congratulations. You are my buddy. Better of if you are a fellow fart-ker as well. We can form a Farting Orchestra that specialises in farting a-cappella.

- I keep all my unsightful hair in check. That includes the armpits, groin area and your nostrils. It's called personal grooming and respect for others. It does not mean completely bald but rather trimmed. Imagine an ant getting lost in my nest of hair. This is call animal abuse. I just want to highlight one certain area. For my fellow friends who are reading this now, please look at your nostrils in the mirror. If you see hair sticking out, most probably I would have seen it as well. I just did not know how to bring this subject up to you.

- I have really low self-esteem when I was young. And even lower now.

- When I tell people I have low self-esteem, I am lying.

- I can't concentrate on two things at a time. An obvious example is when I am watching movies. I don't like to talk. So if you don't see me talking to you, please don't talk to me. I hate it when people talk to me in the midst of movies. If you really have something to talk to me, SMS me. Better still, leave a voicemail. I will get back to you.

- I acknowledge myself as a guy that cries easily. Punch me in my balls now and I will make sure I squeeze out two drop of tears. Instantly.

- I like to laugh a lot. Especially if you fall and do a triple somersault infront of me.

- I don't like it if people laugh at me when I fall and do a triple somersault.

- I used to criticize people a lot but have changed on that bad habit ever since I realised it was a lot harder to borrow money from people.

- Similar to farting, I like to burp as well. If I burp infront of you, it does not mean you are my buddy. I just had too much to drink.

- I like paying for girls but I hate girls who always presumed we are ever-so-willing to pay for them. Unless they are prepared to give me a blowjob anytime I want, please act like you are keen on paying.

- I don't like drinking. I just like the feeling that drinking can bring you. It makes me forget I just spend 100 dollars on it.

- I like to do things that torture the hell out of me such as jogging and weight lifting. It makes me wonder what the fuck am I doing.

- I like to see people either quarrelling or fighting. I enjoy it even more when it doesn't involve me.


I hate studying even more but I guess I have to go do it now. As I said, I like doing things that tortures myself and makes me think what the fuck am I doing.