Leg Pain Pain

Me, aku, have been actively playing soccer these few days. Play till so often that I have no choice but to wash my clothes every 2 days.

Reason being I only brought 3 shorts along with me to Aussie, so you cant expect me to wear jeans to sleep on the 4th day right?

Now my legs are hurting too. Back in Singapore, I also not so enthusiastic about soccer till I play everyday! I only play weekly!

Been back here for round 2 weeks. At least for now, I can say that life has been better compared to my 1st two weeks last semester. Think most probably is cause I got to know more friends and another most important factor is I feel more like a student.

Last semester I felt like a soldier from hold gun to hold books suddenly. This sudden change in phase of life surely make me felt Na Beh Chao Turban~

Currently I am frantically trying to save up money for my Taiwan trip for next January with my dig nose buddies secondary school buddies. All these 10 years, we have planned many activites and outings - on paper and talks itself.

Cause always got people chut pattern. End up last minute we didnt go anywhere at all.

So hopefully we can make it for our Taiwan trip next January, to mark our 1st decade of friendship.

1st decade.. I am getting older. I realise the older I get, the fatter I become more easily I get tired. Every now and then, I feel like sleeping.

Previously this symptom only happen when it rains. Rain has always been my jinx.

As Ah Qiang's saying goes: "Got rain means must go sleep."

But now, even when no rain I also feel like sleeping. Do not ask me why. I am asking myself why too.

Ok this is yet another random entry by me. I know its bored to read. Cause I write till I feel bored also wahhahaa. Ok bye mates~

Shaggy Weekend

This weekend had been kinda of fun for me. Well, least I can say its been quite a while that I actually stretch both sat and sunday to such extents.

First lets talk about how I spend my Saturday. Did I mention that I actually joined the Taiwan Student Association?

Ok now I am telling you. I joined both HK and TW Student Assc. due to the vast amount of privileges they offer for both groceries and certain bagus makan areas. Coincidently, I got to know the Taiwan SA actually had this Welcoming Party and I was invited.

Since I had nothing to do, I just went for the Welcoming Party alone yesterday.

Hmmm how should I say this? To me, I only see Taiwanese on TV. But yesterday was the first time I see SOoooo many Taiwanese.

I pee I see.
I play I see.
I shit I see.
I run I see.
I walk I see.
I eating I see.
I smoking I see.

But they are really a fun bunch. And let me tell you guys one more ironic part. Not all Singaporeans has a ang moh name. Eg: Me.

I prefer people to call me by my chinese name.

But 99.9% of the Taiwanese actually has a christian name!!!!

The other 0.01% I am not sure what his name was, I only heard people calling him 滚蛋.

99.9%!! Amazing statistics right? I got to know 3 guys by the name of Peter yesterday.

But they are really fun people!!! I guess a lot of people remember my name cause I am the only one with a chinese name other than the guy who is called 滚蛋.

Anyway after that, went for a godlike Taiwanese food outlet with some of my Singaporean friends. By the time I reached home, it was round 10pm.

But not to worry, my night didnt end there. My housemates living upstairs actually had an on-going party. It was scary. My roof was actually shaking. I AM SERIOUS.

Anyway since I wont be able to get some sleep or study, I might as well go up and join in the fun. This is by far I think the first in-house party I been to in Australia. Seriously , ITS DAMN FUN. Got to know many different people and hmmm.....

I think I may getting to like life here in Australia. Tsk =)

Oh ya, I didnt mention about today.

I spend most of the afternoon helping to clean upstairs...

I Hate Summer!!

Do you know one thing I feel about summer??

I absolutely hate it!!

Because the weather is so hot, the girls are trying to wear as airy as possible. For example, they can walk around in the city wearing a bikini covered with a damn transparent top.

WA LAOZ~ so bad for the eyes of small children ya know~

I hate summer!! Makes my eyes sore. No no, its absolutely bad for my eyes.

Just yesterday, I saw this ang moh girl. She was wearing this super low-cut top with the words "I Love Jesus" at the chest area. And due to some factors, her tits chest area was not only big, it was like Ka-Boom type of big.

As a result, the "I Love Jesus" looks exceptionally 3-D.

I am a Buddhist.

But I must confess.

On that day, I Love Jesus too =)


On the other hand, I notice something strange around here. Back in Singapore, McDonald is considered a luxury for me when I was young because it costs relatively more expensive than food sold in coffee shops.

Me (When I was a kid): Ma, I want to eat Mcdonalds.

Mother : Fuck You! Go eat chicken rice at kopitiam!


But here in Australia, things are totally another way round. Eating food sold in food court or even those lousy road side stall is actually way much expensive than McDonald.

Me (If I was a kid born in Australia): Mummy, I want to eat chicken rice.

Mother: Fuck You Again! Go eat Mcdonald instead!

2nd Day Back In Australia

Before I came back to Australia, I was a bit sianz.

Before I came back to Australia, I was a bit sianz because I know when I reach here, I had quite a number of things in hand to settle. Those things are sianz till I dont even feel like typing out what there are cause they really make me sianz.

Surprisingly, I actually managed to complete all these gan-si-lang-sianz things by the 2nd day.

If you are smart enough, you will know I meant today.

One of this gan-si-lang-sianz thing was to look for a new house. Surprisingly I actually found one so fast. Lao Jiao 就是 Lao Jiao (Old Bird - Experienced).

Last semester when I first came here, I spend a total of 7 days before I finally found my ideal place. And some thing to note. The renting market then was that there were more houses or rooms than potential renters.

And this time round, I spend only 2 days looking for the ideal place. And something to note. The market now is hot till for every rooms or houses that are renting out, at least 6 people are interested in renting it.

I was petrified. I was nervous. I was worried.

But I didnt ka-lang-ka-bo (Make a mess out of things).

In this kind of winner takes all situation, its when being a True Singaporean At Heart will emerge as winners.

The advertisement said to call after 5pm. I called at 330pm.

The owner said to come and view the house at 7pm. I arrived at 6pm.

The owner said to wait for his call to see whether I will get the room next day at 9am. I called him at 830am.

The owner said Maybe I will get the house. I threaten him and said I got another offer in another place. If he doesnt want to rent it out to me, I will get the other place.

I lied.

He believed.

Now I am at my new home =)

Thats how Singaporeans always con Vietnamese.

Leaving On A Jet Plane - again...

In perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance of 28 hours, I will be once again leaving on a jet plane; back to Australia.

All my bags are roughly packed, but I am not ready to go. Oh my god, where am I such a Singaporean At Heart. Why cant I detest Singapore more? Perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance that now I would actually enjoy the fact that I will be leaving.

Never mind the fact that taxi rides are extremely expensive.

Never mind the fact that most certain Singaporeans are really fucking kiasus and inconsiderate.

Never mind the fact that Singapore weather is damn hot for a fat person like me .

Never mind the fact that Singapore has lot of Ah Lians.

Never mind the fact that highly educated Singaporeans are sometimes really very egoistic fuckers and thinking being a customer, they are right in every way.

Never mind the fact that the aunties here rush and push for every sale that is held in any tiny part of Singapore.

Never mind all these facts. I love Singapore. Being so patriotic. I would like to say the national pledge. Please chant along with me.

We, are Singaporeans living in Singapore.

Pledge ourselves as one united people.

Regardless of Chinese, Malay, Indian or Ba-E.

To build a trouble free society.

Based on tax free, low rates and no GST.

So as to achieve taxi free, MRT also free,

and plenty of public holidays for our nation.


~sing~

We are Singapore.

We are Singapore.

We will stand together hear my mother the lion roar.

We are Singapore.

We are Singapore.

We are a nation strong and free forevermore~

Journey To The South-East Land

Very fast again, in approximately 2 weeks, and I will once again be on my way back to Aussialah. Not that I hate that place, I just prefer Motherland.

If I say I am not feeling sian now, I lied.

If I say I dont feel like going back there now, lied.

If I say I love being a student, I lied.

If I say I love Aussialah, I lied.

If I say I look like Andy Lau, I am being honest.

Ok I lied. That was when I was younger. Now I look more like Phua Chu Kang.

Well, looking on the not-so-dim side. At least I get to decieve recieve some ang bao money before I head back. That will assure me at least an extra one slice of ham for every meal for the next 9 months.

Yes. 9 months. That will be how long I will be away from Motherland this time round. Hopefully everything goes smoothly this time round. Hopefully its time my Ah Gongs & Ah Mas realise that its time they po pi me a bit.

Speaking of which, do you know there are really some morons that I feel like slapping their face sometimes?

There always exist morons that its obvious when the sign written on the door says "Pull". But they always like to try the luck and PUSH the door instead.

There always exist morons that when they know they are sick, they should go see the doctor. Yet they choose to stay at home and do nothing. Hoping the disease will fuck fade away itself.

There always exist morons that knowing drinking too much water in the night is no good. Since you tend to wake up every now and then in the middle of your sleep to go pee. Yet they choose to drink tubs and tubs of water before sleeping.

There always exist morons that they know eating supper at night is bad for health. Since its the easiest way to grow fat. Yet they choose to eat whenever their friends call them out.

There always exist morons that they know their voice sucks. But they always want to snatch the microphone whenever they are in the ktv.


I am proud to say. I am one of those morons =P