Just a quick add on. As boring as I am now, I am actually reading my blog all over again. It's a really nice thing to keep a blog. I was looking at the old entries and was like constantly "Wa I forgot this thing happen before. oh how come it happen?"
Some entries I was also thinking like "How come I so childish? Must be that time too young lah."
Well that was just a year ago.
The style of my blogging has really changed a lot.
Anyway the reason why I suddenly felt like posting an entry again was because I stumbled upon an old entry of mine which sent me bursting out in laughter. Well, at least to me it was funny.
In the entry I was talking about army and then suddenly I gave an example between army 30 years ago, present army and future army.
30 years ago Army
Soldier X: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. carry tree trunk run here run there. still must carry cupboard from the bunk to parade square for standby bed. evryday can clock up a total of 400-500 push up. Rice taste like screws. soup taste like water. meat taste like rubber."
Present day Army
Soldier Y: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. bo tai bo ji wan standby bed in bunk. must open cupboard again. everyday do 200 push up liao stil not enough. luckily rice taste like rice. soup taste like soup. meat taste like meat."
Future Army
Soldier Z: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. cannot watch teletubbies today. kfc not open. cinema also not open. 5 months no do push up then suddenly ask us do 10 today. now my hands sore loh~"
This was the particular quote from that entry which send me laughing.
And then there was this classic poem which I dont know how the fuck I was able to come up with.
吃饱饱 精神好 咱来一起吵一吵
小吵没烦脑 中吵身体好 大吵练头脑
妈妈吵 爸爸吵 朋友也来凑热闹
吵一吵 吵了吵
肚子忽然又不饱 咱来去吃吃煮炒
餐厅好热闹 要等吃煮炒
等呀等 受不了
等到新年要来到 终于菜单才来到
点一点 叫一叫
叫到小姐“动 buey diao”
忽然间~！！
我们又再开始吵
妈妈吵 爸爸吵 朋友吵 这次多个小姐参一角
吵一吵 吵了吵
吵到肚子也变饱
等呀等 Kok Kok Tan
等到气也消一消
想一想 即然有四角 咱去打麻将
东西排一排 就把麻将撒满卓
天胡 地胡 碰碰湖 小姐来个乱乱湖
爸爸变疯掉 瞪着小姐。。 忽然间。。。。。。
又来开始吵
吵一吵 吵了吵
到我“动 buey diao”
实在后悔写这搞。。
End.... 艺名： 小洪
Oh my. I actually managed to came up with such shit last time. Unbelieveable~!!
How time flys~
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Something On My 2nd Day
As reluctant as I was, as complain-sive as I was, it has been 55 hours since I last touched a cigeratte. Quite a remarkable record, its like 2 and a half days loh~
The urge to smoke has certainly went down. But still, it doesnt mean I have no urge to smoke anymore. The urge is still lurking out there, my little devil inside me is still urging me to grab hold of any cigerattes I can find.
If you dont believe it, just let me describe a scenario to you which happened yesterday. My housemates, unfortunately are both non-smokers. But fortunately, one of my housemate's friend came to stay over for the night and he is a smoker.
When midnight approach, I was really getting this strong urge to smoke. Mind you, this urge was so strong that it unconsciously pull my legs towards my friend's room. Then like a stupid asshole, I was walking back and forth outside his room, while all that while the angel and devil is fighting inside me.
The stronger the struggle was, the faster I walk. In the end, its obvious who won again. The one holding the fork cause it hurts me the most. So slowly, I knocked on the door.
"Do you happen to have any cigerattes to spare me?"
I nearly killed myself. Since when have I stoop so low? I really feel like killing myself with asushi knife rubber band.
The chap gave me a "No."
Surprisingly, I wasnt disappointed. More of happy I should say.KanNiNahBeh Turban, what's a man without cigerattes.
And so as of today, as of at this moment, I am still happily carrying on my Campaign.
I realise that the urge to smoke is stronger when it reaches night time.
So being the bright student I am, I have decided to come up with the following measures which therotically, should and perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance will increase my chances of quitting.
Increase Chance No.1 - Die die also must sleep before 6pm.
Increase Chance No.2 - If I ever find it too difficult to sleep so early, refer to No. 1.
A friend of mine was suggesting something to me. She told me that why not I try cutting down on my intake of cigerattes slowly instead of straight away say "Ok, I am not smoking anymore."
Well, that proposal seems very decent. Worth considering. Cause this means that tomorrow I can go buy cigerattes le since I planning to cut down down slowly, hia hia hia hia~
The urge to smoke has certainly went down. But still, it doesnt mean I have no urge to smoke anymore. The urge is still lurking out there, my little devil inside me is still urging me to grab hold of any cigerattes I can find.
If you dont believe it, just let me describe a scenario to you which happened yesterday. My housemates, unfortunately are both non-smokers. But fortunately, one of my housemate's friend came to stay over for the night and he is a smoker.
When midnight approach, I was really getting this strong urge to smoke. Mind you, this urge was so strong that it unconsciously pull my legs towards my friend's room. Then like a stupid asshole, I was walking back and forth outside his room, while all that while the angel and devil is fighting inside me.
The stronger the struggle was, the faster I walk. In the end, its obvious who won again. The one holding the fork cause it hurts me the most. So slowly, I knocked on the door.
"Do you happen to have any cigerattes to spare me?"
I nearly killed myself. Since when have I stoop so low? I really feel like killing myself with a
The chap gave me a "No."
Surprisingly, I wasnt disappointed. More of happy I should say.
And so as of today, as of at this moment, I am still happily carrying on my Campaign.
I realise that the urge to smoke is stronger when it reaches night time.
So being the bright student I am, I have decided to come up with the following measures which therotically, should and perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance will increase my chances of quitting.
Increase Chance No.1 - Die die also must sleep before 6pm.
Increase Chance No.2 - If I ever find it too difficult to sleep so early, refer to No. 1.
A friend of mine was suggesting something to me. She told me that why not I try cutting down on my intake of cigerattes slowly instead of straight away say "Ok, I am not smoking anymore."
Well, that proposal seems very decent. Worth considering. Cause this means that tomorrow I can go buy cigerattes le since I planning to cut down down slowly, hia hia hia hia~
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Shit~
Oh shit, I am having one of those moments of Why-the-fuck-do-I-have-to-quit-smoking thoughts. Just have this strong urge now to grab a cigeratte, light it up and lubricate my throat that is crying now. Well, at least I feel it crying.
Now I know why so many smokers are eventually still smokers, cause they never succeed in quitting. I am getting a feeling that I will be like them soon. This feeling is big time shit~
You know something I hate about those parents that are smokers?
They will be like "Oh Ah Gal/Boy ah, dont smoke you know? Bad for your health.", while happily puffing away that cigeratte in their mouth.
In my family, because my parents doesnt smoke, my brother and I decided to do them proud by smoking ourselves.
Talk about filial piety and bringing glory to my family, dont we just bring a smile to their face. Even my grandparents will climb out of the grave and give me 2 thumbs up!
Ok, I sidetracked again. This is really sucky~ Why did I backside itchy and start this stupid quit what fuck smoking?
Cigerattes are actually same price as in Singapore so why did I backside itchy~~~
忍耐，忍耐，我要忍耐。
明天，很快，就到来。
期待，无奈，脸愁哀。
何时，才能，克服来。
忍耐，忍耐，我管你什么耐。
明天就买包香烟来 :)
....
Ok I am just kidding.
Now I know why so many smokers are eventually still smokers, cause they never succeed in quitting. I am getting a feeling that I will be like them soon. This feeling is big time shit~
You know something I hate about those parents that are smokers?
They will be like "Oh Ah Gal/Boy ah, dont smoke you know? Bad for your health.", while happily puffing away that cigeratte in their mouth.
In my family, because my parents doesnt smoke, my brother and I decided to do them proud by smoking ourselves.
Talk about filial piety and bringing glory to my family, dont we just bring a smile to their face. Even my grandparents will climb out of the grave and give me 2 thumbs up!
Ok, I sidetracked again. This is really sucky~ Why did I backside itchy and start this stupid quit what fuck smoking?
Cigerattes are actually same price as in Singapore so why did I backside itchy~~~
忍耐，忍耐，我要忍耐。
明天，很快，就到来。
期待，无奈，脸愁哀。
何时，才能，克服来。
忍耐，忍耐，我管你什么耐。
明天就买包香烟来 :)
....
Ok I am just kidding.
Day 1 Of Campaign
24 hours has passed since my last ciggeratte. I am.. I am truly perservering. I seriously think that going on a diet was much easier than quitting smoking. Its a simple deriviation. Dieting just means you, eat lesser. Quit Smoking means, you totally dont touch any ciggerattes.
Now there will be an update on the odds table:
1 Day - 1.00
2 Days - 1.50
3 Days - 2.00
4 Days - 2.50
5 Days - 3.00
6 Days - 3.50
7 Days - 4.00
7 Days+ - 6.00
1 mth - 15.00
Forever - 99.00
For the 1st time in Australia, the occupants in my nose has decided to turn watery and move out of their house.
In short, I have a runny nose. Was this sympton suppose to happen? I thought it only applies to drug takers.
No no no, I am not saying I took drugs forgod's toa pei gong's sake.
Yesterday night was one of the hardest night for me to sleep in a long long while. As you can see, it has been my old habit of consuming 1 stick of nicotine every night before I head to bed no matter how tired or lazy I am.
If you ask me to recall how I started this weird habit, the memories are already vivid. But if you insist on one, then perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance was that time I was feeling kinda stress too?
I think I was kinda stress cause too many girls were asking me out and telling how much they adored me. I was having a hard time choosing cause all of them were blessed with devilish bodies and angelic faces. Even the girl which I rated as the ugliest had the figure of Christy Chung and face of Fiona Xie.
Howwwww to choose you tell me?
So I started the habit of popping a stick at night before I head to sleep.
Oh ya, not to forget, to switch off my handphone. Well cause you know the girls. They just love to send me those lovey-dovey sms-es which are kinda irritating.
Now there will be an update on the odds table:
2 Days - 1.50
3 Days - 2.00
4 Days - 2.50
5 Days - 3.00
6 Days - 3.50
7 Days - 4.00
7 Days+ - 6.00
1 mth - 15.00
Forever - 99.00
For the 1st time in Australia, the occupants in my nose has decided to turn watery and move out of their house.
In short, I have a runny nose. Was this sympton suppose to happen? I thought it only applies to drug takers.
No no no, I am not saying I took drugs for
Yesterday night was one of the hardest night for me to sleep in a long long while. As you can see, it has been my old habit of consuming 1 stick of nicotine every night before I head to bed no matter how tired or lazy I am.
If you ask me to recall how I started this weird habit, the memories are already vivid. But if you insist on one, then perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance was that time I was feeling kinda stress too?
I think I was kinda stress cause too many girls were asking me out and telling how much they adored me. I was having a hard time choosing cause all of them were blessed with devilish bodies and angelic faces. Even the girl which I rated as the ugliest had the figure of Christy Chung and face of Fiona Xie.
Howwwww to choose you tell me?
So I started the habit of popping a stick at night before I head to sleep.
Oh ya, not to forget, to switch off my handphone. Well cause you know the girls. They just love to send me those lovey-dovey sms-es which are kinda irritating.
Monday, August 28, 2006
The Start Of The Campaign
Finishing my last stick, the buzzer to Sure Try Quit Smoking Campaign has been sound!
So how long can Yours Sincerely tahan? Well I am eagerly anticipating too.
Odds is out so you are welcome to bet~!!
So how long can Yours Sincerely tahan? Well I am eagerly anticipating too.
Odds is out so you are welcome to bet~!!
1 Day - 1.00
2 Days - 1.50
3 Days - 2.00
4 Days - 2.50
5 Days - 3.00
6 Days - 3.50
7 Days - 4.00
7 Days+ - 6.00
1 mth - 15.00
Forever - 99.00
Start betting now! Rates are to the number of Clip-On koala bears you can redeem when I am back!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Pleasant Surprise
Before I blabber on what what I am going to write now, I would like to sincerely thank the 3 dwarfs that stay Dwarfs' Hut; Mr Chinese Who Cant Speak Chinese, Mr Malay Who Grow Pubic Hair On His Head and Miss Short Who Can Buy A Child's Bus Ticket.
They did something which touched my heart. They, thought that 23rd August was my birthday. So this afternoon, they went groceries shopping for the surprise dinner which they had plan for the evening.
I once told them that yesterday (Sat) was my birthday. But I told them I was just joking. My birthday was in September. Everytime I tell them something, they never believe and thought I was joking. But ironically, they believed what I said about yesterday being my birthday.
I already insist that I was just joking. But somehow they believed me cause or not I would not have suddenly requested for a drinking session at their place on Friday.
Anyway, today after their groceries shopping, they invited me over to their place for dinner which I kindly declined. Cause being the nice people they are, they have invited me to thier place for dinner quite a number of times.
But anyway somehow they insisted I joined them for dinner. When I reached their place. They were halfway in preparing the food and I was like Wo, what's the occasion today. On the grill plate were lamb chops and chicken wings prepared by Mr Chinese Who Cant Speak Chinese who is really quite a good cook. Only second to Yours Sincerely.
They entertained me by just saying the food was on sale so they bought a lot.
Halfway through the eating the really nice lamb chops and chicken wings. They sort of hint to me that this dinner was for me birthday on 23rd Aug. But I was like What the fu...? I had a tough time convincing them that it really wasnt my birthday till the point I had to flash out my IC for them to believe.
You can guess the look on their faces. They even had a cake and present ready and keep on mumbling Oh man, Oh man. It was so funny.
But hey mates, really thanks for what you all do. It's the 1st time in my 22 years that I celebrated my birthday 1 month in advance. So that makes it special.
Your efforts, I appreciate it.
So to show my appreciation, I have decided to clean your house in AUSTRALIA for NO CHARGES for a whole of one year.
Starting from August 2008.......
They did something which touched my heart. They, thought that 23rd August was my birthday. So this afternoon, they went groceries shopping for the surprise dinner which they had plan for the evening.
I once told them that yesterday (Sat) was my birthday. But I told them I was just joking. My birthday was in September. Everytime I tell them something, they never believe and thought I was joking. But ironically, they believed what I said about yesterday being my birthday.
I already insist that I was just joking. But somehow they believed me cause or not I would not have suddenly requested for a drinking session at their place on Friday.
Anyway, today after their groceries shopping, they invited me over to their place for dinner which I kindly declined. Cause being the nice people they are, they have invited me to thier place for dinner quite a number of times.
But anyway somehow they insisted I joined them for dinner. When I reached their place. They were halfway in preparing the food and I was like Wo, what's the occasion today. On the grill plate were lamb chops and chicken wings prepared by Mr Chinese Who Cant Speak Chinese who is really quite a good cook. Only second to Yours Sincerely.
They entertained me by just saying the food was on sale so they bought a lot.
Halfway through the eating the really nice lamb chops and chicken wings. They sort of hint to me that this dinner was for me birthday on 23rd Aug. But I was like What the fu...? I had a tough time convincing them that it really wasnt my birthday till the point I had to flash out my IC for them to believe.
You can guess the look on their faces. They even had a cake and present ready and keep on mumbling Oh man, Oh man. It was so funny.
But hey mates, really thanks for what you all do. It's the 1st time in my 22 years that I celebrated my birthday 1 month in advance. So that makes it special.
Your efforts, I appreciate it.
So to show my appreciation, I have decided to clean your house in AUSTRALIA for NO CHARGES for a whole of one year.
Starting from August 2008.......
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