why did you had to lie to me??


i trusted u so much...


why............
















the chicken rice 2.50 u tell me 3 dollars.. KnN.. 50cents U ALSO WAN~!!!!!

whahahahaha.. just now loh.. damn lame my fran.. go eat chicken rice also wana play.. c.. this kind of childhood slowly led me to the abyss where my current charcter is being slowly molded into an irregular, unsettled molecule waiting to fit into any size, shape bottle..

chim right.. today i use my normal standard of english. i hate to lower my standard of english evrytime i blog.. sianz man.. wahahahaha..
nvm.. i am willing to do anythin for my frans..

especially those dumb n retarded ones.. i promise i will try to learn ur native's language ok frans?

i promise~

from the bottom of my broken heart, thats just a thing or two or mayb three or maybe four i'd like you to know.. you were my first, mayb second, no i tink its third love, you were my true. nah i tink false love.....

wahahahahha.... toot.. now is raining.. i nvr go sleep.. coz since i reach home at 12 this morning, i have been sleeping alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way till 3.. hahaha. 3 hours only.. break limit liao le.. normally afternn nap i most to most can sleep 2 hours max only..

anyway today i came out becoz got half day off.. stop askin me.. i have been answerin this qnt since this afternn my mother ask me to my father, to my mother fran, to the auntie from 9th floor, to my father's fran..

WTF~!! i cant home also must create such a HU-HA is it.. being famous is not easy.. i understand how beckham feels..

he cant lead a normal life at all.. imagine him goin eat 2 dollar laksa, cut 8 dollar hair cut, take 60 cents bus... he will b on the headlines nx day.. evrythin he does must b above a certain value one...

oh ya.. btw.. this month my 660dollar pay will b very difficult to earn one... sianz.. learnin close combat training.. then today teach u how to fall down stylo milo one.

first got to jump up from th eground(n i mean jump), then at the same point of time, ur elbows n palms must hit the ground hard.. at the same time ur body must b straight with only ur toes supporting ur lower body.. can picture???

if can.. u try doin that one time..


how??? still can control ur mouse???

pain rite.. knn.. they siao one le.. then still must do don knw how many times.. don knw really for fuck.. don expect us go orchard road accidentally trip down then use the front-break fall right...
this month 660 pay, spend 100 on doctor de hua, then i leaft 560.. sianz..

anyway this afternn when i took the bus home. i saw a very unsightful thing.. bus was quite crowded, then got one old auntie come up.. then got one young guy.. knn.. saw her liao go pretend sleep.. damn sianz le.. he lucky i not infront.. or not i sure call him fuck off


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wait..

u all don blive is it.. kaoz.. knew it.. i have a sense of righteousness one ok... u all don knw only.. mayb some will knw.. nvm.. if u don knw.. then its time u get to knw me better... as usual, kindly call 96615417 for any information. Calls are charge at per normal rate. Office hours doesnt apply here.

i am gettin paranoid.. mayb this is the side effect of being single for an excessive period... need someone to control me.. but guess tts hard..

u expect to tame ME?

chey.... wait long long.. mayb i will b scared if u learn some martial arts ie: taekwando..

NO NO.. i not refering to u.. pls don hit me haha..
sorry ah.. always playing with *u.. *HA-TA gal aka yiling

tink nx time i am gonna die on the streets for nothing.... actually come to tink of it.. its not really hard to keep me under control..

just be the one i tink of evrytime i need someone

simple right.. see.. told u i wasnt such a complicated guy after all



cherish the people you have taken granted for all these years
don feel the bite only when they are not around

It is shown in studies that second-hand smokers(person who doesnt smoke but unnoticingly inhale the smoke exhale from a smoker) take in more harm compared to a person who smokes him or herself.

THATS WHY~!, to live longer, i started smoking myself..

wahahahaha.. see.. thats y i always say smoking is healthy.. but don ever over do it..

haven blog like in more than a week.. haha.. fans r complaining.... damn it.. i am like so bzy hahaha.. ok la joking.. as usual.. by right sat i was supposed to blog.. but was bzy had to go down to esplanade area to do the AHM(Army Half Marathon) thing that was on sunday.. so was ion the city the whole day..

quite bastard one.. basically we reach esplanade b4 1pm.. but till night. we had really little things to do.. really bastard the people..



my almond aka NBT(nothing-but-trouble) platoon falling in on 1pm..
u c them in the photo like cute.. give u take them for 1 day.. u c who more cute.



went to change to vest slack to prepare to do sai kang.. from left.. xiao lye, fabian n me



fabian's butt.. ugly right



walking down to the designated area for my party



ok.. this my party.. basically we r the stretcher party.. knw wats that right.. my fans cant b so dumb..

....

nvm.. i do know a number of dumb frans.. anyway we help the medics to stretcher off the injured personnels.



wahaha.. the snake man.. this guy very funny.. he was there askin tourists to hold the snake, take photo. tink one shot is 3 bucks.. then we all flock over there..
he tout wah song.. so many pple.. earn till siao.. but knn.. they all go there take out camera phone, take photo at the snake only liao then walk away.. haha...


i am actually a very romantic person ya knw.. i am willing to








turn off the lights for her.......................

haha.. ok lame..



when the wind hits esplanade.. it hardly stays on its shape



taken at a different angle..



while some people r given siong tasks.. some r just ask to play pinball



don knw how to describe.. jus see la fuck



like this pic a lot.. the person who took this photo is really professional.. wahhahahaha



FA LUN GONG~!!!!



for some pple.. u just hate them so much i wish i could just pinch them alive



n b4 u knew it.. the sky jus got darker....



at round 8 plus... some of the different partied were told that we could leave and meet at round 3 am.. so we left n met up with my almond specs (basically all the 3rd sergeants) at star bucks la-teh..



guess they put alcohol in my mocha freeze..

"don push me or i will fall"i shouted~!

i turn back n saw people queueing up all the way till the mrt..

guess i wasnt well like

wahahaha



the almond specs.. gals.. no need to observer so much.. i most handsome one hahaha



at 2am.. in the midst of doing nothing n fucking sianz.. i was instructed by my OC to barricade up the areas, stand in the fucking road n direct the traffic.. damn shiok i tell ya.. i even made frans with the CISCO police haha..







at round 330am.. just b4 the fall in time, i told my men to wake up n don LIE DOWN ANYMORE.. this was wat they do...

c.. how cute they are



as dawn was about to break.. we did a final preparation



n dawn really break



it break somemore

wtf.. wat english is that



just glad i wasnt in the run



runners who has finish the run and cluster fucking at the end point



the number of stretchers we were preparing to use



9am



photographing a guy who was trying to photograph another guy



results of tahan-ing the night b4.. damn tired man..



when things r almost done.. n we r packing up to go home.. evrything just seems so beautiful hahaa..

ok.. i have sum up my this week.. long wait right haha.. when i went home. i didnt sleep.. coz got to go buy my present.. damn bzy..

*ITS YA BLOGGING TIME~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISS ME AUDIENCE???????????????/

BET U ARE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








hm.. lets start story from where... monday?

forgot wat happen....

tuesday??

hm, forgot wat happen......

wednesday???

hmm, also forgot wat happen.......

thursday????

KNN, CANT REMEMBER~!!!

oh my god... now i feel like Mr Bourne from Bourne Supremacy.. i cant rem the past...

OK ENOUGH COCK~!

anyway ytd was my so-called simple dinner for my 21st bday.. nothin fancy, nothin glamorous.. just a peaceful dinner with my closest frans..

*first dedicate a song now for peihe and liping.. (sing for ya all nx time haha)
thx for the cake.. though the food was aready too much, that cake nvr add to the burden. instead, it touch my heart..

*wu.. today qiang sentimental little kitten siah whaahah..

but guess wat we had for dinner?? haha.. anyway had dinner at my house.. but i nvr order catering at all.. coz eat caterin till sianz liao.. so i went down chong pang n bought from the hawker center.. satay n so on.. wu... shiok.. but buy way too much.. haha

anway took lots of photo ytd...



this was the amount of junk food i bought from chong pang



I DON KNW ANYTHING.. SHE GRAB MY HAND AND TOUCH HER THERE



left to right - lijing, tengyee's galfran, shirley's boyfran, me n ck



behind me r the gals whom i reject for the past 10 yrs



and the guys who wana pick up the pieces i don wan



my FAMILY~!!
soon-to-be sister-in-law, bro, mother.. father not around..
WAIT.. as in he went out.. don mistaken



making a wish since 20 yrs ago



aint acting cute



rose among the thorns



haha.. me n my best gal-fran



me n my lao chio mother.. wahahah

*PS: Forgiveness seek if any personnel in the photos got pissed by wat is written by author

anyway after the nice simple dinner.. dress up a bit b4 proceed on to DOuble-O
then wa lan.. took quite a while bcoz the gals in my house was all bzy resupplying make up
to their face.. pengz..

anyway at double o i didnt drank much.. coz after that need to straight go back home, take bag, bathe, then drive back to camp at 4 plus in morning



taken at double-O.. seen such a handsome ghost b4?? wahahaha



the grass which i took in camp this morning.. bo liao rite..



2 gays in my bunk



anyway thx to my buddies who came to my bday... cheers mike

*NO MORE TUNA FROM NOW ON~!!!

*puke... 10 cans of tuna... big mistake.. startin eat still not bad.. but from the 4th can onwards...
smell also wan puke liao.. puke...

hmm.. where should i start.. seems a lot of things on my mind to say...
ok.. lets start from the first day of my my outfield trip.. basically the purpose of this field camp was like a summary exercise. its to sum out the BPC training. after this exercise. we will b officially a operational-rdy company. anyway............................................................

first day.. woke up at 7 plus.. took evrything n set out. we were going to our deployment area(place where like we were suppose to camp) in 3 waves, meanin makin 3 trips.. i was among the first trip.. reached there, form a defense around our vehicles then make our way inside. our deployment site was in this manner.
we form a triangle. in the middle will b our vehicles. then 3 different parties will form around the vehicles... we unpack n then started digging our shell scrap.. after that we started to camouflage our vehicles... to sum up, digging n camouflaging is the 2 things i hate most.. cos damn troublesome n damn siong.. somemore when u move the camouflaging net, there will b a lot of tiny hairs floating around.. then i jus keep sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin sneezing sneezing sneezin

wo.. thatsquite a lot.. but ya.. thats the rate at which i am sneezing.. that night, my lungs were basically a camouflaging net itself.. then one thing i very jet le.. bloody hell we work till night fall b4 we had our dinner.. then it was bloody dark n we had this sort of light discipline enforced which means minimising usage of any forms of light.. then knn.. i can HARDLY SEE MY TUNA~!

anyway after our dinner.. we break camp.. means.. yes.. to de-camou evrything, fill up our shell scraps n prepare to move to the holding area.(temporary place where once again our vehicles will b park as we love them one by one to our launching area)
anyway by then we reach our holdin area, it was i tink 2am... yawnz.. tts rite.. considerin wat we undergo in the faternn.. i was quite sleepy then.. several occasions i closed my eyes..

anyway from then on the buildin process began.. finally out came our almond raft again.. so from then on till 6plus in the morning.. we were jus rafting, rafting, rafting n rafting.. then bth.. stop.. all sleep... nx day wake up.. do wat?

yes correct.. carry on rafting, rafting raftin rafting.. but this time with 2 vechiles on top.. then carry on rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

rafting.......

when ALL OF A SUDDEN~!~!

i saw something.. something thatreally really shocked me..
i saw..

that....

it was dinner time... so go eat dinner... tuna again wahahaha..

when ALL OF A SUDDEN AGAIN~!~!

i realise i finish my can of tuna.. haha so do wat.. thrw away la.. but kids remember.. nvr throw it into the forest coz can food is non bio degradable.. of coz i am not askin u to eat the can also.. but kindly jus throw into the dustbin..

but forest where got dustbin?

so i throw into the forest loh.. wahahahahahahahaha..

anyway after that again suddenly the OC call for meeting.. we were told to cut trainin till we return camp nx day.. apparently something really bad happen to my PC which i cant say here. kindly call 96615417 for any information. Calls are charge at per normal rate. Office hours doesnt apply here.

b4 i carrry on, just to say that my platoon was basically seperate into many areas. not all cluster fuck in one area.. there is Raft 1, Raft 2, Anchorage party, Launching Party and Bridging Operators, ah fuck.. the so called drivers.. i was on raft 1. raft 2 was elsewhere... launching party n anchorage party n BO were on land, but on 3 different places.. c the picture?

anyway my raft commander steady one.. we raft to a place where my platoon sergeant cant see us then we smoke out haha.. we meet up with the anchorage people and we had a barbeque on land.. set up fire then all took out the food.. damn shiok.. best field camp i had.. mayb partially bcoz my status is not as a trainee anymore..

eat finish liao powder bath... oh ya btw.. forgot to say.. i was bzy till from the first day i had no time to change underwear.. not even powder bath.. tink i am gonna get cauliflower liao.. cham... anyway finally got chance to change n powder bath.. damn shiok...

but ever since i am in bridging.. one fact has nvr change.. smokin on the raft at night n gazing into the sky.. it is REALLY REALLY NOTHING MORE I CAN ASK FOR.. the feeling is jus super.. at night then turn cold.. n i mean damn cold.. got to get up on several occasions then can always c least a few startin a fire to keep warm..

ya one last thing.. ONCE I DIDNT SHIT IN THE WILD AGAIN.. haha.. lucky.. phew.. the mosquitoes didnt had a 5 min buffet at all..

ok la.. got to return to camp at night.. coz sway sway tmro kana duty.. haiz..

* preparing to go for field camp liao... 4 days 3 nights.. 10 caans of tuna..
wahahaa

later will be setting off to seletar camp, pack my stuff in my field pack, then take tonner to lim chu kang, sungei gedong camp. from there, sleep in bunk for one night b4 tmro settin off early in the morning.. so sianz.. 3 months no field camp.. haiz...

sat wena watch 13 goin on 30.. hm.. not bad la.. but a bit child like le.. i tink it should b rated Kid-Guidance advised.. some parts i find it quite funny... funny as in not the type which i will laugh, but find it stupid.. watch it n u will knw wat i mean but overall.. not bad watchin it during weekdays only when its 6.50.. wkends trust me, don waste ur money..
tink for one week i wont b able to blog liao..

oh ya.. one wish for this week.. hope i don have to shit during the 4 days 3 nights..
I HATE SHITTING IN THE WILD~!~!
coz y??
it wil b fuckin troublesome n the bloody mosquitoes r goin to have a feast. 2 big chunks of exposed flesh saying "hello, buffet counter for u. Open for 5 min"

so long no blog liao...
didnt wana blog actually but decide to blog eventually... cant let my readers down...
so wat should i write today???????????????

hmmm... no "ling gan" currently leh..
anythin weird happen to me this week?

no..

anythin funny?

no..

ok that concludes.. end of this week blog..




wahahahaa.. relax la.. some come online just to specially c my blog. how can just let my entry be like this rite...
oh ya.. for my frans.. tink i not celebrating my bday liao.. coz i was tinkin of 2 options. to make it big affair or jus simple one..
big one means i need to go book chalet n buffet n so on. but i am sick of those regular costa sand resort chalet liao.. so wanted to get those big bungalow ones. but currently tink not available.. somemroe i quite lazy to go book n so on.. very ma fan to make one celebration leh.. neh neh

so guess i may jus go for a simple nice dinner.. as for wat present... wahaha.. yi shi yi shi can liao la.. no need too expensive.. preferably a 4 figure gift will do..

wahahaha.. kai wan xiao la.. 4 figure.. i knw u all one la.. so niao.. give 2 figure aready begin to nian qing qing liao.. still ask 4 figure.. tink u will disconnect right away..

sianz.. today blog like fuck up.. nwo listening to Chantal Kreviazuk - Leaving on a jet plane
quite nice.. u should go download now~!

*TUO DIAO TUO DIAO TONG TONG DOU TUO DIAO~!

wahaha.. alex toh new song damn irritating. startin hear interesting. second time quite funny. third time very funny. fourth time how come he can so creative. fifth time ok this song is gettin irritating. sixth time this song is really stupid. seventh time ok this song is adding unnecessary space, clear it from my D:/

jus nwo took taxi back from lim chu kang with 2 other guy frans. on the taxi i was damn tired away aready then knn.. guess wat.. the taxi uncle saw us in No.4 so was blabberin to us about last time army how n how la.. i wanted to like ask him to SHUT UP coz i am damn sleepy.
but being th ecourteous n considerate guy which i always am, i jus close my eyes n BO KA LAN~!
i am such a courteous guy whaahaha..

nx week field camp liao. sianz.. 4 days 3 nights.. i bought 10 cans of tuna wahahahaha.. but bloody cost me near 20 bucks.. y so exp huh.. jus 10 cans of tuna leh.. not much wat.. damn it.. i am gonna be a fish eater nx week..

*how do i, get thru a night without you. if i have to live without u, wat kind of life would that be~

wu... wat a nice song.. i jus love this song.. damn crappy.. wat how to live a night without you.. guess an item...

bed la.. you tink who she wrote the song for.. haha dumbo... king koll should use her song as their advertisement song.. suits them so well..

notice my blog is getin really lame..
*N TELL ME NOW~! HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT U~! I WANT TO KNOW~!

waahahaha.. haiz....
oh ya btw.. 5 days week NS..
damn stupid leh this idea, but i like it a lot... but i was wondering when war comes. r sgporeans really dependable.. i wonder hwo many will run away.. i tink jus 125 US Navy Seals can wipe out
the whole of Army haha.. y 125? i jus happen to type in...

LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
All my bags are packed,
I'm ready to go,I'm standing here,
Outside your door,
I hate to wake you up and say Good Bye.
But the done is breaking, surley moan,
The taxi is waiting, blown his horn.
Already I'm so lonesome I could die.

Refrain:
So kiss me and smile for me,
Tell me that you wait for me,
Hold me, like you never let me go.
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh Babe I hate to go.

So many times, I let you down,
So many times, I played around,
but I can tell you, they don't mean a thing.
Every place I go, I'll think of you,
Every song I sing, I sing for you.
When I come back, I'll bring your wedding ring.