shide jus called me again to persuade me to go for the dinner.. i insisted no.. he insisted yes.. ask me y? `bcoz y go there n make myself so gang-kou?`n make themselves c me so gang-kou also? for fuck rite???

i am officially labelled a bad guy.. so be it.. i don deny i am in some fault.. not makin an effort to catch up.. but damn it.. i got my own things to do also.. i wil feel tired n sianz sometimes also..


i am aready self mental prepared to losin one group of frans.........

I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!>!>!>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n for the first time in my life.,. I AM PISSED OFF WITH A GAL~!!!!!

SCOLD ME UNGENTLEMAN OR WATSOEVER.. I DON GIVE A FUCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN ANGRY WITH A GAL.. JUDGING FROM MY TEMPER NOW.. YOU CAN KNOW HOW FUCKIN PISSED I AM..

WAT MORE DO U WAN ME TO DO??
I HAVE PROMISED OTHER FRANS LIAO TO JOIN THEM FOR NEW YEAR EVE.. AND GOT OTHER FRANS ASK ME TO GO OUT HAVE DINNER WITH THEM.. BUT I REJECTED THEM AND CHOOSE TO HAVE DINNER WITH MY SEC SCH MATES LIAO.. AFTER THAT NO CHOICE BUT GOT TO CHAO MEET MY OTHER FRANS WHOM I HAVE PROMISED EVEN B4...

AND WAT DO U MEAN BY
"Y GO FOR DINNER WHEN U GOT TO PAI PAI PI GU JIU ZHOU? THEN MIGHT AS WELL DON GO!!!"

WHAT THE FUCK?!@?! WHAT MORE DO U WAN ME TO DO?@?!
I AM UPSET BCOZ WE FRANS FOR SO LONG N U SAY THESE TYPE OF SHIT!!

ya u r right.. y make myself so troubleesome.. run here run there.. can easily settle at one place right???
so i should just keep my promise and go my fran house right!

i am now officially a handicapped person...
i cant hear with my left ear.. don knw wat happen.. but seems like it nvr turn up the volume.. hear things quite soft.. tink must change the sound card haha..

sob sob.. qiang yan huan xiao.. acting cheerful in midst of crisis.. chim rite.. tts me.. u can buy a copy of "Understanding Qiang's Theory" Volume. 1 at all leadin book stores...
teaches u my native language..

my waist is getting fatter, but my bank book is getting thinner..
saddening.. gettin fatter, getting deaf-er..
bad things is happenin to me.. luckily its goin to b the end of 2004.. 2005 mayb is a new start.. thinner waist, smaller head, fatter bank book, more handsome face..

wuu.. sounds interesting. cant wait for 2005 to come wahahahahahaah

~~ oh... ohhh.. he is back.. oh yeah he is back~!!
*be scared~!

*be petrified~!

*shiver ur legs.. tremble with ya toes...

*he scares people like no one else~

*he scolds People like no one else~

*he kicks soccer like no one else~

*he charms people like.... well.. almost evryone else~

cOz the One is bacK in toWN with A big bAng...
feel his wrath, feel his presence..



*don worry folks.. ain't so bhb to be refering the One as me hahaha..

LUO WEISEN IS BACK IN TOWN~!!!

http://edisen07.blogspot.com/

visit or face.. face.......
disciplinary action?
nah..

beating?
nah..

scolding?
nah...

extras?
nah..

ah fuck.. jus fuck care haha

pAin pAin pAin.. now my right wrist is sprained, i cant turn my neck.. if someone call me from my right, i gota turn my shoulder, instead of my head.. c so jialat..

i so POOR THING~~~

but nvm.. quite fun.. except for the injuries haha.. ytd i slept at 9pm~!!
coz bo bian.. ytd neck even worse.. cant even lift it up.. perhaps for the fact i got a bigger head.. mayb tts y it weighs heavier too...

did even more rollin breakfall today.. roll here roll there roll till head pain...

christmas eve where ya goin?
i don knw mine yet.. now discussin over a christmas dinner at my fran house.. eat teppanyaki perhaps.. that means i got to marinate chicken, pork, fish, sotong... the rest all but packet one can rite? hhmm.. wat about the soup.. nvr try doin it b4... haha fuck care..

THEY SHALL BE MY GUINEA PIGSSS~~~~!!~~
MUA... MUA.. MUA............................................ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

last fri we went bbqing.. jus 8 of us.. damn shiok man th efeeling.. watch out.. we didnt go to a regualr bbq pit.. but went down to seletar reservior instead..

there got pit meh???
of coz~!!! don hav la.. we use aluminum tray as pit.. then put wire gauze over it.. this time round.. i marinate the chicken in teriyaki n bacon bits style.. not bad i tink hahaha.. this one must leave to frans to judge.. but nvm.. i am quite happy with my attempt this time.. anyway it aint the first time i marinate chicken.. been doin that since sec sch.. whenever my class got bbq.. confirm plus gurantee chop is i marinate one..

bo bian.. chi guo dou shuo hao "eat before all say good"
haha bhb.. jokin la.. actually is not nice one.. but they don dare say wait i angry mah.. thx frans.. u all r so considerate to my feelings...

*ACHE... ACHE... ACHE...

*cRaCk, cRacK

yes.. tts the sound of my bones.. to update on u all.. i now on course at pasir laba camp.. its call close combat auxiliary instructor course.. its really torture inside.. now i am beginning to regret VOLUNTEERING for this shit.. yes tts rite.. VOLUNTEER~

guess wat i did this morning.. jus for warm up, 3 sets of push ups, butterfly kicks, alternate leg thrusts.. tts jus the appetizer. then came a killer blow.. SPLITS(one set is to left leg infront n right leg behind n vise versa)

did too much splits.. btw.. splits is to basically splilt ur legs.. i did so much today n ytd.. now my groin hurt like fuck.. i did till i could see my legs trembling.. N I MEAN SHAKING like shit.. i wasnt the only one.. all my frans say the same thing haha.. it hurt so much that our sweat were dripping rain on the floor

i tink now one of my balls is in east coast and the other in west coast.. luckily the base is still hanging around town area.. don understand??
haha nvm.. little kids knw too much no good..

btw.. on my first day.. i realise that the whole course compromises of pple of all the different units.. there were 2 SIR, 3 SIR, 6 SIR, 6 DIV n so on.. scali they say one unit call 23 SA..

"huh?? SA means wat unit??"
"Singapore Airline la haha"

remember the break fall??
yes.. i was doin tt today.. but difference is i did 6 times more than tt time.. its a miracle i can type now... evryday i get home so tired tt after dinner i feel like sleeping.. no time to socialise at all.. now is jus 9 pm.. n my eyes r aready closing.. waking up at 6 am evry morning is no joke.. i am back to recruit life style.. it sucks.. but nvm.. look on the bright side.. 6th jan i am passin out.. but on the dark side.. straight away after i go back camp, its Exercise Hycinth.. wtf!?!?!?!

no time to rest at ALLL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quote of the day" nvr ever backside itchy volunteer for things u don know wat the fuck it is"

wahahahahahha.. from tmro onwards till jan 04, i will b out evryday~!!~
yea~~~

haha.. jus tt i will kinda miss my camp.. sob sob..
wahaha wtf.. who cares~!

i am a prankster.. there was this incident when i woke up early in the morning wearing my boxer. (jus in case u don knw, boxer is like a shorts. but it acts as a underwear for men. difference is that this shorts, there is a opening in front of the ***k)
anyway as usual, my frans is still lying in bed. so i was fuckin angry. anyway i decided to play a prank. wat i did was i stick my hand into my boxer. then i pop one of my finger out thru the opening in th eboxer. as a result, it look like my ***k sticking out. hahaha.. anyway after that in that position i use my finger to touch my fran face.. wahahaha u should look at his face when he first open his eyes.. so damn funny..

today my fran ask me wat was arsenal n chelsea score...
i said "2 or"
that bugger ask me" then who 2?"

i nearly strangle him to death..

*at this moment i am teaching an idiot who doesnt even knw how to zip up files.. its killing me/. didnt knw such primitive creatures still exist on earth.. wa laoz.. really don knw wat to say..


oh ya.. forgot to say about my 3 days camp hahaha.. piangz.. it wasnt like a camp.. my frans brought luncheon meat la, bunsen burner la, maggi mee la, hotdog la, egg la, 5 spice pork cubes la.. all sorts of stupid can food la.. then add night basically like bbq like tt.. c peh shiok ah haha..

so bored so i decided to blog.
bascially i have nothin in mind to say at all.. so i am jus gonna type some rubbish here... nx week will b goin for a 3 days camp aGain.. nvm.. jus 3 days.. close one eye... there aint gonna b no tuna for me this time.. STRICTLY NO FISH OR FISH RELATED ITEMS THIS TIME i.e. fish ball, fish crackers, fish cake.

today i was back home at 1400.. early rite.. i cleared half day off... oh my god.. i am so bored till i am writing such bo liao stuff.. can someone jus ask me out now.. any saviours with any activities for me to pass thru the nite.. i cant stand this anyMORE~! how come evrytime only sat got activities but fri i must wait till 10 plus b4 there is something to do.. cant anyone jus start plannin wat to do like b4 fri.. example thur? wed? tues? mon? sun? sat?

y must evrytime wait till last min.. oh by the way.. believe it a not.. i am actually readin story books... not comics.. plain story books with no pictures wat so ever... miracle rite. whahahaah.. i am slowly becoming a member of the jia kan tang (eat potatoe) pple ahahaa...

ma de.. not funny at all..

wahahahahahaha.. how long.. jus tell me how long...
how long since my last entry...

*counting down.. 1, ...2,.... 3,.... 4...
"ai ya wat the fuck~!" who will care so much rite~!>?

much more things has happen to me than previous times....

"of course la, u took longer time to blog this time wat"

wahahahaha.. true true true....
how ah?
i am broke.. pok kai liao.. startin of my pay month i spend 300 plus on my mp3 plus speakers. then ytd nite went for my soccer buddies bday.. together i spend round 60 plus..

then at nite went for another fran bday.. but woo00OOO.. it was quite fun i must say.. we went drinking in a ktv pub..
i drank more than i evr did.. first time i felt like puking.. but the feelin of singing in a crowd where u don knw most of them i must say is really gd..

starting i go in, the guy singing sang like lee ming. then i was tinkin wa kaoz sianz liao.. cannot ask this type of pple sing one.. later behind who dares to sing.. anyway i nvr pick up the mike till later part.. mayb i was more mabok.. tts y got courage to sing.. sang a duet with the bday gal hazel.. quite shiok man the feeling. not sing with her shiok la.. i mean shiok as in can really let it all out in a crowd.. somemore the voice like "live" concert like that.. surround speakers siah..

wa laoz.. hard to explain the feelin la.. u must go there try urself...

wasted.. cant get to sing one song coz they closing.. (*&^$($^

contradictin rite.. startin ask me sing i die die also don wan.. but once i start one song.. i die die also don wan stop.. troublesome arsehole..

oh ya.. b4 tt.. show u all some pics.. artistic pics ok..


shuyi hitting the ball...



taken at table view.. i like this a lot.. this is b4 hitting the ball




after hitting the ball.. notice the still image of the ball infront, n a movin shadow behind.. deliver a different contrast rite haha





this one is taken at hotel rendevous at dohby ghaut.. it is jus a lighting anyway, not sun.. jus that the light is so damn powerful giving a nice look on it.. haha


haiz.. i am gettin more n more in love with taking pictures. even if my frans say its not nice but as long as i feel its nice.. then who the fuck cares right hahaha...

"to let even the most ugly piece of shit be taken in a way that u will say *wao.. tts a fucking beautiful shit". tts my photography motto haha..
hopefully one day i got enough money to change my digital camera to a gd one..

pengz.. quite tire.. waitin to start another wcIII map.. so meanwhile post some pics i took jus now at shirley's bday...

































HA~~~ LI LU YA... holy mother









test effect.. fade away shot



















layping










kexin









look chio.. but sadly its lijing haha











looks like idol..



funny... 21st bday somehow doesnt seem so special anymore.. been to countless 21st bday this yr.. till the extent i am immune to it liao.. the whole bday is like a schedule now.. go eat buffet, take photos, cut cake, sayonara...
quite sianz man.. luckily mine didnt fall on dec.. but still sep didnt spare me the boredness also.. my bday wasnt really spectacular since i had a bloody AHM b4 tt.. totally draw all my free time away..
ok la.. caoz peeps

FUCK~!

utterly er xin~

jus now say i wanted to go SMU rite a not...
my frans say they don knw how to go.. so i ask.. is it the one beside Ngee Ann Poly...

they said yES!!@@

so off i went bringin them there.. with one car behind me.. scali i go there.. started to rain.. all of A SUDDEN~!!

i saw a sign that reads "Singapore Institute of Management(SIM)"

WTF~!?!?!!?!?

wrong place liao confirm. which means the real SMU is in Orchard.. sianz™

after reachin SMU, realise at first sight the place was quite lock cock. gave me a feelin like when i was in SP. but on goin in...

wU hU~~~~~~~~~~

the gals were totally different.. a lot of chio's around.. haha... then we went into the seminar.
btw, we were half n hour late..
after listening to the seminar.. i realise i don tink i goin SMU.. totally no relation with my diploma.. sianz again™

first wishin all happy deepavali n hari raya puasa..
aint updatin my blog for a quite a while..

remember the latest issue on the Huang Na thing??
actually i didnt follow up much on the story.. but i only knw one thing.. the gal is dead.. jus let her rest.. y is the news keep on digging up on stuffs on it..
mayb guess they think they have an obligation to let the sgporeans keep track of wats happening..

but somehow i tink its fuckin lame..

jus to let u peeps knw.. pls hor. if nx time i kana kidnap or raped & murder, pls don post my pics evrywhere...
i knw its gd to b famous.. but i only wana b famous while i am alive.. NOT WHEN I AM DEAD~

ytd miss out the 9pm CHAMPIONS.. sianz man.. don knw wats happenin.. can someone update me..
i not really keen on the show.. but since its the final 4 episode.. y not watch it till the end... actually thsi show doesnt have a fantastic plot or story.. but they knw how to capture the 'hearts' of sgporeans.. just look at fiona n toro.. wa laoz.. just these 2 can get both guys n gals to watch..

evrything about champions is about image.. even the canafare they find must b a chio or yandao one.. think my standard can only go act in the 7pm Happy Fish.. saddening :(

ok.. time to prepare go SMU.. fran invited me go check it out..

to this certain guy XXXXXXXX,

hey i got somethin to say to u.. ever heard of one ofRonan Keating song..

it goes like this " you say it best, when u say nothing at all"


it means to ask you to SHUT THE FUCK UP~!!!!!!!

sometimes u jus tok too much la dey.. talkin is silver, but silent is golden.. of coz, this rule doesnt applies to people with surname Hong..

oh so QIO, my surname is Hong.. tt measn i can talk all i wan..

ok enough of u.. u r spoiling wat has been a bad day for me... guess u peeps notice somethin different about my blog.. yes, i change the cover page a bit.. jus this bit.. bo liao mah.. nothin to do.. i am tryin to make my blog more aggressive so that no ones dare to come here anymore..

i guess it isnt workin really well, since you are readin it rite now.. rite a not..

don tink i don knw who is readin my blog.. my website is able to track down who enters my blog evryday..
don believe u check out the top right hand corner..












piangz u really go check out.. U R ONE DUMB MAMMAL~!!!!!
wahahahahahahahaha...

evryone has his or her own special way of spending their pri sch days..



to me, pri 1 to pri 5 has been vivid in my mind.. it is when i came to pri 6 which school really mean something to me..

when i was in pri 5, i was in 5B3.. at the end of year, my results were not bad. therefore somehow they posted me to 6A3. from a 'B' to an 'A' class.. i compare my results then.. i was last if i went over to their class.. sianz. so of course durin the startin of pri 6, there was some pressure in me. the guys there have been around since pri 5. i was like a person who halfway intruded into their life. i nvr really get to gel into their class..

school then to me was fuckin boring.. i did manage to get into this group of boys. evryday after school, they will go and play block catching. i didnt knw why i still hang out with them then, even though they really treat me like they were using me. but i really needed frans then. so i stupidly stick with them.. i was like a dumb arse

they was this gal in 6A3, which one guy in my group like. so evryday we will like disturb her. as time goes by, i got to knw this gal better. her name was Yanran. bcoz of this gal, i somehow got into her group.

total were 5 person. 3 guys, 2 gals.
Weiqiao, Junming, Yanran, Serene and me. from then on, they were like my best frans in pri school. goin to school somehow becomes a thing which i would eagerly wanted early in the morning. even when i slept at night, all i wanted to do was for teh night to pass by faster, so i would hang out with these frans next morning. all 4 of them were from 6A3. but it nvr so called hindered our friendship. evrytime i would find excuse to go to thier class and see them.

but of course there was another reason. there was this gal in their class which i like then.. ******* (for identity protection haha). anyway this gal nvr really came into our group. but it doesnt really matter. they were really bunch of great guys.

still remember evryday after school we would go home together. we would go to a nearby block and sit down and play table tennis~!! yes trust me.. the gals re one hell of a pro in table tennis. but they lose to me of course haha.
we would sit there whole day just chatting, playing table tennis. i remember once for a period of time they had a social studies project. the 4 of them were in a group. n of course i wasnt since we not same class. the project was on building a volcano. it was really fun. evryday we would sit down there and use all our resources on buildin that volcano.. we stuff crumpled newspaper to make the volcano look big i remembered. playin with plasticine was a evryday thing. i go home evryday with my nails all red and brown and green.

none of this matter coz there were like evidence that i had fun that day. finally the volcano which was done on a white styrofoam board got completed. somehow the shape looked funny and a passin by old auntie saw it, enlightened us and remove the 'too much' newspapers out of the volcano haha.

life evryday weekdays seems to pass like this. go block play, chat. when we wana go home, i would accompany them walk past the reservior b4 tehy reach the interchange.(btw, my house was in the total opposite direction).

once it was rainy season, so there would b these small tadpoles that u can see amongst the puddles of water. on weekends, we would meet up and go orchid country club. once we took a taxi there.. all 5 in one taxi. oh by the way.. forgot to say this.. all the 3 guys including me, all of us were really fat. and the 2 gals now.. trust me.. they have grown really pretty now.. 2 pretty gals goin out with 3 fat guys.. wahahah.. no wonder they say when u are young, there is just pure franship..

anyway we would go to orchid country club n bowl. challenge each other with chinese proverbs.

sometimes when the gals werent around, junming and me will go to weiqiao house to play PC games. not to forget, we will always buy sushi to his house to eat haha. till now.. he is the guy i knw who can type real fast. basically u can jus hear him typing and see words forming on the screen. you cant see his fingers..
when the gals are around, we would go to his house to chat also haha.. but jus chat, no play games.. coz they will get bored.. still remember serene has a really sweet voice when it comes to singing at his house. she like this song "jing sheng zhu ding". actually whenever we are at his house, he would play these standard list of songs.. i hear them so many times that i knw how to sing all the songs.. till now whenever i hear these songs, i would tink of those days.. and make me miss my 4 very very gd frans..

but sad thing to say.. time changes things.

after pri 6, we got into different schools. Yanran n Junming went Anderson Sec. Weiqiao to AMK Sec. Serene to AISS. we nvr really met up as a group again. both the gasl still keep in contact even now from wat i knw..

midway thru sec sch, i did call up the gals to meet once....

at our usual place.. the block where we spend our pri 6 days

only 3 came.. me and the gals.. i realise then things has change but i tout we still can be gd frans, go out regularly, keep in contact..

i wasnt really correct.. i haven saw the 2 guys since sec 2. for the gals, i saw serene quite often and did chat for a while. and all along i did call Yanran once in a while to catch up with old times.. it has like become a routine.. but in recent years, i cant get to her at all.. mayb she is busy with her own stuff... nvm.. i don really have the right to knw

3 years back i had a dream. where i saw the 5 of us under that block again.. i woke up.. i knew it was a dream.

sometimes, somethings should be left the way there are. at least when you grow older and remember the days you had. it would all be sweet memories

once a man brought his son to the store. upon paying money at the counter, his son saw this stack of condoms.

"dad wats this?"

"this are called condoms. it is for men to practise safe sex"

after saying this, his son picks up the 3 condom per pack.

"dad, how come this comes in 3?"

dad replies," this are for JC students. 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturaday and one for Sunday"

the son next took the 6 condom per pack.

"dad, how come this comes in 6?"

"this is for University students. 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday."

finally the son takes the 12 per pack.

"dad, how come this comes in 12 then?"

"well.. sadly to say son. this is for married couples like me. 1 for January, 1 for Feburary, 1 for March......."



ok end of story.. quite lame right.. waahahaha.. i believe a lot of you have read it somewhere sometime. but i just roughly write it out in my own words.

ytd was quite a funny day.. i sudddenly miss my sec sch life.. although mine wasnt really spectacular with fighting and all sorts, i kinda like my normal way of sailing pass sec days

i miss the days when just before school starts, have to buy new uniforms.
have to fill in some sort of forms for you to tick so that u can decide wat books you wana buy for the next semester.
when i was in lower sec, just right before the bell for recess, you can see one whole bunch of kiasu boys including me lining outside the door, preparing to make the dash down to the chicken rice auntie.
the compartment below my table was a 'locker' for the upper sec. they always left their books there. once i left my books there overnight.. and next morning i found it in the dustbin.
how i see my frans jio my classmates to become steady. now i tink of the way they use is fuckin lame.
dating area for one of the couple:one bloody hot afternoon, hand hold hand walk in the park. both sweating like fuck.
so romantic wahahaha~~
times when i will meet up with my frans go AMK library to do wat i also forget liao. after that will eat and play there.
get to see how troubled your frans are for those caught in love r/s. wan to cry la wan to commit suicide and so-on. dumb... but memorable
there was a period when my class was obssessed with bi sian(pencil god). play till one time my blassroom blackout. and only our classroom. the gals some cried. say they saw cat face on top of the OHP. must be guohao face.
music lesson where we always get fuck by our music teacher. i got fuck mosst coz i am noisest. and trust me, my ability to play a recorder is a total flunk. i blame it on the recorder so much i always break it into 3 piece at the end of lesson.
end of year classroom cleaning. get to play water, spray water on fran. that time i have no preference on spraying water on guy or gal. but when i reach upper sec, i only spray gals.
i love soccer so much then that bcoz our recess time was so short, our guys will always jus buy big bao and run down to the field to play soccer.

when i reach upper sec, somehow it was like we had grown in rank. unnoticingly when we walk pass those lower sec students, we can feel like even as we walk, got wind behind us one.
though the books were much thicker, my bag just got lighter. the 'locker' has become mine.
becoz we shared our classroom with those lower sec, my frans would write on the table say hello and so on hopin that the lower sec will reply. something like irc. she did reply.. once we stayed back to see how the mysterious person look like.. turn out to be the joke of the day. *No offence but it was really funny that time
PE was the best. i loved playin floorball.
and then we had our Mr Bernard Tan. whose favourite actor was Tom Hanks. once i even laughed at him with that.
science lab lessons was shiok. we sprayed water when the teacher wasnt around, played with bunsen burner. that time i didnt knw that was really such a thing as distilled water, so evrytime after playin with the bottle labelled "Distilled Water", we just repalce it with tap water. i have to confess but i did steal test tubes back home. but both nvr make it alive. always get broken on way back.
i love going to toilet in sec 4. coz i always had to walk past this classroom. inside was a gal which i wanted to knw. goin to toilet least 8 times a day became a routine. even if i jus step infront of the urinal and fire blanks.
nearly forget. endless remedials lessons after school. bloody sianz.
our maths teacher who always carry his modified "rice bag". he was a total flunk. top student in university but sucks as a teacher.
and of course near to O levels. where goin to school was not to study, but meet up with frans to cook noodle, eat in classroom, play poker coz there were no teachers around..

thx for the memories mates

YO YO YO YO~!!!!!

so glad that finally the first line has changed right!!!!!

which means there is~~~~~~~

A NEW ENTRY~!!!!!


jialat liao la.. gain weight during OPS BACINET.. cham liao.. go back camp must evryday go jog liao.. sianz... i so lazy. feel like going back extrim to eat.. but then sorry.. i rather exercise than eat pills... i got my own principles ok...

*say nice is principles.. no money of course need to have principles la...

i cant wait to go back camp.. this 3 weeks has been a zombie like 3 weeks for me.. jus going thru it aimlessly.. at least last time still got my weekends to look forward to.. now even if go back home there is limited things which i can do.. nvm..

tahan somemore.. nx tues only.. then muahahahahaha.. endless off's for me.. hopefully they do come though.. btw guess wat.. today while doin duty, i finish up one book in 8 hours.. powerful man.. its call Chinese Cinderella by Adeline Yen Mah.. not a bad book..

but wait.. go back also sianz le.. back to borin life again.. endless maintenance of vehicles and stores.. then still got my soc n ippt to clear.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oh ya.. nearly forgot nx mon must go ROM...
i tout i was xtra careful when i did it.. but it still happen
i admit i was being playful that time, i tout i could handle the things that would happen after that..
i was wrong. abortion came across my mind but no~! i cant do that~!
now, i just have to take on the responsibilities and handle it like a man.

ok enough fooling around.. nx week i goin ROM but its my bro getting marry or engaged.. ah i don knw.. i only knw they goin there do something...

n here i am.. still single.. wa sianz

ending up a relationship is like being a perfect murderer.
-clean up the after-scene so perfectly till you leave no traces behind at all to detect after that.

get it???

nvm.. i was being dumb for once again..
relax ah.. say first.. i not troubled at all.. bloody hell.. for once in a while io write serious u all say i troubled....

halo~~ i am not destined to be a clown ok.. evryday happy..

for the 4th time in 12 days, i am preparin to do the same thing.. packin up to go back...
wont complain anymore.. complain the 4th time i also sianz... now adapt my thinkin liao..

ALL RIGHT.. finally i can go back.. i feel so great~!
go back can play, sleep, eat, watch vcd.. yes~!










































wat the fuck.. i wan to go back home

"It takes forever to reach minute to minute"

thats the proverb i came up with with these few days of duty..
just when i tout at least 1/2 hour has pass, it shows only 5 min has pass...

its been 23 hours since i last slept. Ops Bacinet is draining all my energy. its takin away all my free time.. fucked up...

doin straight 12 hours is damn way tiring. to atone for that, we played on the walkie talkie.. quite fun.. though at times u will get fuck for nothing...
but thats wat officers are there for rite.. they get paid to fuck you for every single thing u do...
after the 12 hours duty, u get to rest for 24 hours. but in between th e24 hours u still get area cleanin plus those have-one-don-have-one things.. free time is sleep, eat , play table tennis, watch vcd, play basketball, play gameboy. after that another gruellin 12 hours b4 you book out

after i got back home today, straight went to eat at Vienna at United Square.. not a bad meal..
but certainly one that i will nvr go again.. don ask why..

`not evrything you need to seek out the truth.. sometimes being ignorant may not be a bad thing. at least it leaves a good memory behind...`

i haven blog for quite sometime.. yea once again.. fuck up ops bacinet.. so little time at home, so little time for frans.. lucky i no gf.. thats one of the few times when being single comes in handy..

really sleepy right now.. time to sleep... jus realised.. 24 hours non stop without rest

woooo00000OOOOO

recieve a very warm reponse for my poem.. was tinkin of writing another one.. but sianz.. no feeling to do so...
i am fuckin tired now.. been sleepin after 5am the last two days...

fri went where huh??

hm... tink i went to see white chicks... not bad la.. considering i hate faggots....
after that went to eat then went down seletar with my frans.. sit there till 5 am..





then ytd even more jialat.. imagine i use up half tank petrol of my car.. so imagine where i went...

first went geylang eat at 1am.. then went changi village don knw for fuck.. after that go down woodlands.. by the time reach home aready 6.. pengz...

by the way miss wai fong.. tink u really got *SSDT la.. seriously haha..
*Self Stupidity Denial Terminology

to my frans.. well. forgot to infrom u all that for the nx 3 weeks, i wil b stationed at Exxon Mobil in Jurong as a machiam security guard like that.. will b startin on tues.. work 48 hours rest 24 hours.. so when is my off days, go calculate urself..

n if u call or msg me i nvr reply.. pls don tink i am dao.. jus that i am not allowed to carry my hp on duty

suddenly for once.. i felt like being poetic...
so here it goes ladies n gentleman.. n by the way.. i got a C5 for O'Levels

i was born in 1983,
year of a animal which is fucking smelly.
people call me qiang, the great one
i ponder, look down and wonder if they were refering to that one

Never do i feel that i look like jay chou,
coz i thought i look more like andy lau

Ask me what i scared most on the roads
women drivers are wat i fear most
SOME i fear them so much
i rather drive a car with one wheel

i dont say "i love you 1314" to my gal fran
it will only be empty promises
coz i knw love will always die one day
i wont say i will fly you to the sky
coz i am jus a man, not Mr. Superman

Ask me if i would die for you
the answer will always be a No
cause i rather be the one to feel the loneliness when u r gone

You said you wanted a star for Valentine's
thats why i hit you on the head with my baseball bat
Now see the stars for all ya wan

haiz... sep till now has been a really bad bad 1 month for couples.. among my frans that i knw.. 8 couples have broke up in sep.. quite ironical right..

i believe sep is a curse month.. except for 23rd of sep of course haha....

ytd went double o again.. yea.. tt place has become a regular place for me haha..
on the way there took a lots of pic on the mrt.. most r nice but too bad none of them i set to a bigger resolution..
this pic i took guess guess guess wats it



haha ADIDAS~!!!

chio right...

anyway jus now i was watching tv.. then

ALL OF A SUDDEN~!!!!

i smell smoke~!!

n then~!!!

my living room like become dark~!!!

at first i was afraid, i was petrified..

i smell plastic burning... i walk to my kitchen..
nope.. my mother wasnt cookin plastic for lunch.. anyway who will?

then i saw this thick smoke comin from uotside so i ran.. i knw somethin big was brning.. jus wat... was it a house?

then sure jialat... then i show a playground near my house was burning.. chey..........

but lucky it wasnt someone house also.. anyway i took down pics also hahaha.. this is call remainin calm in tense situations...



quite a nice fire...



thick smoke.. does it relive 911 memories? haha







bloody.. k poh people. extras right... some were even takin photos.. arseholes~!



ok end of fire fight.. quite exciting.. since i nvr saw one b4.. but i surely don wna experience one..

CHOY~!!! touch wood...

why did you had to lie to me??


i trusted u so much...


why............
















the chicken rice 2.50 u tell me 3 dollars.. KnN.. 50cents U ALSO WAN~!!!!!

whahahahaha.. just now loh.. damn lame my fran.. go eat chicken rice also wana play.. c.. this kind of childhood slowly led me to the abyss where my current charcter is being slowly molded into an irregular, unsettled molecule waiting to fit into any size, shape bottle..

chim right.. today i use my normal standard of english. i hate to lower my standard of english evrytime i blog.. sianz man.. wahahahaha..
nvm.. i am willing to do anythin for my frans..

especially those dumb n retarded ones.. i promise i will try to learn ur native's language ok frans?

i promise~

from the bottom of my broken heart, thats just a thing or two or mayb three or maybe four i'd like you to know.. you were my first, mayb second, no i tink its third love, you were my true. nah i tink false love.....

wahahahahha.... toot.. now is raining.. i nvr go sleep.. coz since i reach home at 12 this morning, i have been sleeping alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way till 3.. hahaha. 3 hours only.. break limit liao le.. normally afternn nap i most to most can sleep 2 hours max only..

anyway today i came out becoz got half day off.. stop askin me.. i have been answerin this qnt since this afternn my mother ask me to my father, to my mother fran, to the auntie from 9th floor, to my father's fran..

WTF~!! i cant home also must create such a HU-HA is it.. being famous is not easy.. i understand how beckham feels..

he cant lead a normal life at all.. imagine him goin eat 2 dollar laksa, cut 8 dollar hair cut, take 60 cents bus... he will b on the headlines nx day.. evrythin he does must b above a certain value one...

oh ya.. btw.. this month my 660dollar pay will b very difficult to earn one... sianz.. learnin close combat training.. then today teach u how to fall down stylo milo one.

first got to jump up from th eground(n i mean jump), then at the same point of time, ur elbows n palms must hit the ground hard.. at the same time ur body must b straight with only ur toes supporting ur lower body.. can picture???

if can.. u try doin that one time..


how??? still can control ur mouse???

pain rite.. knn.. they siao one le.. then still must do don knw how many times.. don knw really for fuck.. don expect us go orchard road accidentally trip down then use the front-break fall right...
this month 660 pay, spend 100 on doctor de hua, then i leaft 560.. sianz..

anyway this afternn when i took the bus home. i saw a very unsightful thing.. bus was quite crowded, then got one old auntie come up.. then got one young guy.. knn.. saw her liao go pretend sleep.. damn sianz le.. he lucky i not infront.. or not i sure call him fuck off


.......................


wait..

u all don blive is it.. kaoz.. knew it.. i have a sense of righteousness one ok... u all don knw only.. mayb some will knw.. nvm.. if u don knw.. then its time u get to knw me better... as usual, kindly call 96615417 for any information. Calls are charge at per normal rate. Office hours doesnt apply here.

i am gettin paranoid.. mayb this is the side effect of being single for an excessive period... need someone to control me.. but guess tts hard..

u expect to tame ME?

chey.... wait long long.. mayb i will b scared if u learn some martial arts ie: taekwando..

NO NO.. i not refering to u.. pls don hit me haha..
sorry ah.. always playing with *u.. *HA-TA gal aka yiling

tink nx time i am gonna die on the streets for nothing.... actually come to tink of it.. its not really hard to keep me under control..

just be the one i tink of evrytime i need someone

simple right.. see.. told u i wasnt such a complicated guy after all



cherish the people you have taken granted for all these years
don feel the bite only when they are not around

It is shown in studies that second-hand smokers(person who doesnt smoke but unnoticingly inhale the smoke exhale from a smoker) take in more harm compared to a person who smokes him or herself.

THATS WHY~!, to live longer, i started smoking myself..

wahahahaha.. see.. thats y i always say smoking is healthy.. but don ever over do it..

haven blog like in more than a week.. haha.. fans r complaining.... damn it.. i am like so bzy hahaha.. ok la joking.. as usual.. by right sat i was supposed to blog.. but was bzy had to go down to esplanade area to do the AHM(Army Half Marathon) thing that was on sunday.. so was ion the city the whole day..

quite bastard one.. basically we reach esplanade b4 1pm.. but till night. we had really little things to do.. really bastard the people..



my almond aka NBT(nothing-but-trouble) platoon falling in on 1pm..
u c them in the photo like cute.. give u take them for 1 day.. u c who more cute.



went to change to vest slack to prepare to do sai kang.. from left.. xiao lye, fabian n me



fabian's butt.. ugly right



walking down to the designated area for my party



ok.. this my party.. basically we r the stretcher party.. knw wats that right.. my fans cant b so dumb..

....

nvm.. i do know a number of dumb frans.. anyway we help the medics to stretcher off the injured personnels.



wahaha.. the snake man.. this guy very funny.. he was there askin tourists to hold the snake, take photo. tink one shot is 3 bucks.. then we all flock over there..
he tout wah song.. so many pple.. earn till siao.. but knn.. they all go there take out camera phone, take photo at the snake only liao then walk away.. haha...


i am actually a very romantic person ya knw.. i am willing to








turn off the lights for her.......................

haha.. ok lame..



when the wind hits esplanade.. it hardly stays on its shape



taken at a different angle..



while some people r given siong tasks.. some r just ask to play pinball



don knw how to describe.. jus see la fuck



like this pic a lot.. the person who took this photo is really professional.. wahhahahaha



FA LUN GONG~!!!!



for some pple.. u just hate them so much i wish i could just pinch them alive



n b4 u knew it.. the sky jus got darker....



at round 8 plus... some of the different partied were told that we could leave and meet at round 3 am.. so we left n met up with my almond specs (basically all the 3rd sergeants) at star bucks la-teh..



guess they put alcohol in my mocha freeze..

"don push me or i will fall"i shouted~!

i turn back n saw people queueing up all the way till the mrt..

guess i wasnt well like

wahahaha



the almond specs.. gals.. no need to observer so much.. i most handsome one hahaha



at 2am.. in the midst of doing nothing n fucking sianz.. i was instructed by my OC to barricade up the areas, stand in the fucking road n direct the traffic.. damn shiok i tell ya.. i even made frans with the CISCO police haha..







at round 330am.. just b4 the fall in time, i told my men to wake up n don LIE DOWN ANYMORE.. this was wat they do...

c.. how cute they are



as dawn was about to break.. we did a final preparation



n dawn really break



it break somemore

wtf.. wat english is that



just glad i wasnt in the run



runners who has finish the run and cluster fucking at the end point



the number of stretchers we were preparing to use



9am



photographing a guy who was trying to photograph another guy



results of tahan-ing the night b4.. damn tired man..



when things r almost done.. n we r packing up to go home.. evrything just seems so beautiful hahaa..

ok.. i have sum up my this week.. long wait right haha.. when i went home. i didnt sleep.. coz got to go buy my present.. damn bzy..