话说在一亿三万多年前，当地球还只是充满了枯草，充满了比恐龙还要老的非进化动物时， 有这么一颗万年老容树。
这不是一颗普通的树。是一颗老容树。
老容树上住着一只老母乌鸦和几只小乌鸦。
有一天，小乌鸦就嚷嚷着要母乌鸦说故事给它们听，不让它们就跳楼自杀。
于是，母乌鸦就和它们说了个古神话。
在神话里，话说在一亿三万多年前，当地球还只是充满了枯草，充满了比恐龙还要老的非进化动物时， 有这么一颗万年老容树。
这不是一颗普通的树。是一颗老容树。
老容树上住着一只老母乌鸦和几只小乌鸦。
有一天，小乌鸦就嚷嚷着要母乌鸦说故事给它们听，不让它们就跳楼自杀。
于是，母乌鸦就和它们说了个古神话。
在神话里，话说在一亿三万多年前，当地球还只是充满了枯草，充满了比恐龙还要老的非进化动物时， 有这么一颗万年老容树。
这不是一颗普通的树。是一颗老容树。
老容树上住着一只老母乌鸦和几只小乌鸦。
有一天，小乌鸦就嚷嚷着要母乌鸦说故事给它们听，不让它们就跳楼自杀。
于是，母乌鸦就和它们说了个古神话。。。。。
To Be Continued......
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
兵变
很久，很久，很久以前。 在我还没做兵之前挺喜欢康康的。
他虽丑，但他妈的厉害搞笑。我也迷上了他其中一首歌。“兵变”
其中有一句话让我影响非常深刻。
“那天，收到你的分手信。
我躲在棉被里偷哭。
但我并不怪你。
因为我知道让我变成男人的不是当兵，
而是你离开来我。”
听了觉得很感动哈哈。那时没女朋友的我心在想无论是谁如果真的是因为做兵而女朋友跟人跑也没办法吧。
要怪也能只怪你生在错的地方。
要怪也能只怪你生错了器官。
*本故事如有雷同，纯属巧合
他虽丑，但他妈的厉害搞笑。我也迷上了他其中一首歌。“兵变”
其中有一句话让我影响非常深刻。
“那天，收到你的分手信。
我躲在棉被里偷哭。
但我并不怪你。
因为我知道让我变成男人的不是当兵，
而是你离开来我。”
听了觉得很感动哈哈。那时没女朋友的我心在想无论是谁如果真的是因为做兵而女朋友跟人跑也没办法吧。
要怪也能只怪你生在错的地方。
要怪也能只怪你生错了器官。
*本故事如有雷同，纯属巧合
Monday, October 24, 2005
.....
Several occasions have I attempted and even started a few lines to write.
All had a beginning. But non had an end.
So in the end I just gave up the idea of posting a blog.
你老爹我就是不想写~
Anyway finally have I write an entry that has a beginning. Plus an end.
Ok this is the end…
All had a beginning. But non had an end.
So in the end I just gave up the idea of posting a blog.
你老爹我就是不想写~
Anyway finally have I write an entry that has a beginning. Plus an end.
Ok this is the end…
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Birthday of our Special Guy
It was a beautiful morning. It was a nice cosy morning. During normal times of such situations, you can see me slogging away in bed.
But not today. For Ah Hong has an appointment with his secondary schoolmates. Well, it was a birthday occasion for our Not-so-straight-fran.
It’s fascinating how much my this Not-so-straight-fran has changed. Imagine when he was in secondary school, he was those typical nerd with extreme short hair and brings at least 3 bags to school. One he carries on his shoulders, one Power Ranger bag which he carries on his right shoulder and one which I don’t know what the fuck he puts inside.
From once a nerd to a big Beng now.
How time changes people. How surroundings changes people.
Ok, I am slowly drifting off track again.
Let’s bring our story back to this morning shall we.
I dragged my half sleepy ass out from bed (thanks to England & Poland match) after certain special someone called me to give me a morning call.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the kitchen to brush my teeth.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to have a half fuck bathe.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the nearest MRT Station.
Slowly, me and my friends adjourned to Orchard for a KTV-cum-you-can-eat session. We sang whatever songs we knew. We sing till we don’t want to sing the songs we knew anymore. What do you expect? We sang from 10 am to 5 pm.
Even Santa Claus would have finished giving away all his presents if he was around. Even the snail under my house would have travelled form Yishun to Ang Mo Kio.
It was dinner time.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that is not so oily.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that’s very “Green Egg”. (Qing Dan)
Wrecking our brains and we finally compromised to eating at a Certain Green Green Japanese Restaurant at Heeren.
We stacked up so much plates on our table that even the staff were shocked. We practically stuffed every mother father son food into our tiny stomach.
Bo Bian… what to do?
We still growing mah~
But not today. For Ah Hong has an appointment with his secondary schoolmates. Well, it was a birthday occasion for our Not-so-straight-fran.
It’s fascinating how much my this Not-so-straight-fran has changed. Imagine when he was in secondary school, he was those typical nerd with extreme short hair and brings at least 3 bags to school. One he carries on his shoulders, one Power Ranger bag which he carries on his right shoulder and one which I don’t know what the fuck he puts inside.
From once a nerd to a big Beng now.
How time changes people. How surroundings changes people.
Ok, I am slowly drifting off track again.
Let’s bring our story back to this morning shall we.
I dragged my half sleepy ass out from bed (thanks to England & Poland match) after certain special someone called me to give me a morning call.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the kitchen to brush my teeth.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to have a half fuck bathe.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the nearest MRT Station.
Slowly, me and my friends adjourned to Orchard for a KTV-cum-you-can-eat session. We sang whatever songs we knew. We sing till we don’t want to sing the songs we knew anymore. What do you expect? We sang from 10 am to 5 pm.
Even Santa Claus would have finished giving away all his presents if he was around. Even the snail under my house would have travelled form Yishun to Ang Mo Kio.
It was dinner time.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that is not so oily.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that’s very “Green Egg”. (Qing Dan)
Wrecking our brains and we finally compromised to eating at a Certain Green Green Japanese Restaurant at Heeren.
We stacked up so much plates on our table that even the staff were shocked. We practically stuffed every mother father son food into our tiny stomach.
Bo Bian… what to do?
We still growing mah~
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
What the fuck~
A: *KNOCK KNOCK. “Anybody at home”
Me: “Nobody is at home~”
A: “…….”
A: “Then how come you are answering??”
Me: “My name is Nobody”
Me: “Nobody is at home~”
A: “…….”
A: “Then how come you are answering??”
Me: “My name is Nobody”
Monday, October 10, 2005
New Decoration
凤爪 is a Chinese dim sum and somethin which i wont ever miss ordering when i am having dim sum.
Ironically, when i was younger, i detest the sight of it. i mean, who would wana eat somethin thats so soft and all it ever came into contact with when it was alive was dirt.
however, since a certain age onwards, i really love eating them.
yesterday evening, accompanied by my family, we proceeded on to one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar in my brother's 丰田克罗啦.
During the 20 min journey, it was the one of a few times when i will be able to sit in my brother's car and watch him travel at a humble speed of 80km/h on expressway and an even humble speeed of 50km/h on those normal streets. If he wans to change lane, he will faithfully turn on the signal light and patiently check all the mirrors before he carefully steer to the lane he intend to change.
the reason why is because of the presence and aura of my father. Yes, our presence of Mr Ang.
my father dont like people to drive fast. or should i say he only trust his own driving skills. so in order to save a scolding from our Mr Ang and yes trust me.
get into the wrath of our Mr Ang, and... and....
well, i cant think of any ways to save you. perhaps wat i can do is just prepare an ambulance for u.
anyway after a safe and slow travel, we finally reach our one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar.
the ordering method was a i give u a paper to tick method. being the youngest son and ultimately at the most bottom of the hierarchy of the Ang family, i was to do what the most humble servant do. help to pour the tea into the cups and tick the food which my family wants.
the 1st thing i looked for was of course, my fav chicken feet.
food came, chicken feet came.
sometimes when you eat one thing too many a times, you became very sensitive to the food. one mouth and you will know whether its nice or, not nice.
but for me, eating feet has been such a daily routine for me that when the 1st toe reached my tongue, i know only one thing...
the chicken feet was SCREWWWWED~!!!!
sucks to the max.... thats how bad it was. and when chicken feet taste like fuck, i dont really feel like eating the rest. cause by eating chicken feet, you know which level the chef is.
as i guessed, the rest of the food was just so-so.
Buying a new tv for my room was the nx thing i had in mind. the old tv in my room was the old old you can throw away type. I wanted to watch dvd in my room. and in order to fulfill the little wish of I want to watch dvd in my room, i had to get a cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes tv.
1st my destination was AMK. “知己知彼，百战百胜”
and in this case, i didnt really know AMK's terrain really well and so i don intend to walk around it tryin to find another shop when the one and only shop i know didnt hjave the choices i want.
and so, i took out my very useful K750i and called up 2 of my frans. and thanks to them, i realise they aint really much such shops around in AMK.
so i retreated and shift my focus nx to Toa Payoh. with 30 min remaining to shop closing, we didnt had much time. with our Mr Ang not around in the car, my brother knew what to do.
he was back to his ownself. travelled at ***km/h on the streets and ****km/h on expressway. change lanes so pro-ly that i think if he quit his current job, he can join Formula 1....
as a car washer...
*swallows
i was just joking. anyway indeed we reach our Final Destination in no time. i was able to find the cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes TV.
And throughout yesterday night, i was embarking on fixing my new TV and dvd and shifting a bit of my things in my room. now my room looks kinda new and refreshed. i love my little room.
guess a new small refrigerator is the nx on my list of shopping items.
Ironically, when i was younger, i detest the sight of it. i mean, who would wana eat somethin thats so soft and all it ever came into contact with when it was alive was dirt.
however, since a certain age onwards, i really love eating them.
yesterday evening, accompanied by my family, we proceeded on to one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar in my brother's 丰田克罗啦.
During the 20 min journey, it was the one of a few times when i will be able to sit in my brother's car and watch him travel at a humble speed of 80km/h on expressway and an even humble speeed of 50km/h on those normal streets. If he wans to change lane, he will faithfully turn on the signal light and patiently check all the mirrors before he carefully steer to the lane he intend to change.
the reason why is because of the presence and aura of my father. Yes, our presence of Mr Ang.
my father dont like people to drive fast. or should i say he only trust his own driving skills. so in order to save a scolding from our Mr Ang and yes trust me.
get into the wrath of our Mr Ang, and... and....
well, i cant think of any ways to save you. perhaps wat i can do is just prepare an ambulance for u.
anyway after a safe and slow travel, we finally reach our one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar.
the ordering method was a i give u a paper to tick method. being the youngest son and ultimately at the most bottom of the hierarchy of the Ang family, i was to do what the most humble servant do. help to pour the tea into the cups and tick the food which my family wants.
the 1st thing i looked for was of course, my fav chicken feet.
food came, chicken feet came.
sometimes when you eat one thing too many a times, you became very sensitive to the food. one mouth and you will know whether its nice or, not nice.
but for me, eating feet has been such a daily routine for me that when the 1st toe reached my tongue, i know only one thing...
the chicken feet was SCREWWWWED~!!!!
sucks to the max.... thats how bad it was. and when chicken feet taste like fuck, i dont really feel like eating the rest. cause by eating chicken feet, you know which level the chef is.
as i guessed, the rest of the food was just so-so.
Buying a new tv for my room was the nx thing i had in mind. the old tv in my room was the old old you can throw away type. I wanted to watch dvd in my room. and in order to fulfill the little wish of I want to watch dvd in my room, i had to get a cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes tv.
1st my destination was AMK. “知己知彼，百战百胜”
and in this case, i didnt really know AMK's terrain really well and so i don intend to walk around it tryin to find another shop when the one and only shop i know didnt hjave the choices i want.
and so, i took out my very useful K750i and called up 2 of my frans. and thanks to them, i realise they aint really much such shops around in AMK.
so i retreated and shift my focus nx to Toa Payoh. with 30 min remaining to shop closing, we didnt had much time. with our Mr Ang not around in the car, my brother knew what to do.
he was back to his ownself. travelled at ***km/h on the streets and ****km/h on expressway. change lanes so pro-ly that i think if he quit his current job, he can join Formula 1....
as a car washer...
*swallows
i was just joking. anyway indeed we reach our Final Destination in no time. i was able to find the cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes TV.
And throughout yesterday night, i was embarking on fixing my new TV and dvd and shifting a bit of my things in my room. now my room looks kinda new and refreshed. i love my little room.
guess a new small refrigerator is the nx on my list of shopping items.
“在等待”
Friday, October 07, 2005
吵架真言
吃饱饱 精神好 咱来一起吵一吵
小吵没烦脑 中吵身体好 大吵练头脑
妈妈吵 爸爸吵 朋友也来凑热闹
吵一吵 吵了吵
肚子忽然又不饱 咱来去吃吃煮炒
餐厅好热闹 要等吃煮炒
等呀等 受不了
等到新年要来到 终于菜单才来到
点一点 叫一叫
叫到小姐“动 buey diao”
忽然间~！！
我们又再开始吵
妈妈吵 爸爸吵 朋友吵 这次多个小姐参一角
吵一吵 吵了吵
吵到肚子也变饱
等呀等 Kok Kok Tan
等到气也消一消
想一想 即然有四角 咱去打麻将
东西排一排 就把麻将撒满卓
天胡 地胡 碰碰湖 小姐来个乱乱湖
爸爸变疯掉 瞪着小姐。。 忽然间。。。。。。
又来开始吵
吵一吵 吵了吵
到我“动 buey diao”
实在后悔写这搞。。
End....
艺名： 小洪
I am quite a reader~
Reading for me, or should i say i use to think was possible only, SOLELY for Chinese Graphic Novels.
Never to think that this fact would change......
read till dawn nearly break this morning. i was so captured in the story that i knew if i stopped reading and go to sleep, the next time i pick up from where i stopped, the feeling would be different.
last time i use to read english books too. however those were the times when my eyes were following the lines but my mind wasnt. somehow i never managed to finish reading much books. maybe just a handful.
meeting my frans soon for a fast fast swim session. of course, i wont forget to put on my 神奇不会变黑油 cause i dont want to be too tan.
if i too tan, i will be very painful cause certain special someone will pinch me. ok i was just joking~
h..a..h...a....
Never to think that this fact would change......
read till dawn nearly break this morning. i was so captured in the story that i knew if i stopped reading and go to sleep, the next time i pick up from where i stopped, the feeling would be different.
last time i use to read english books too. however those were the times when my eyes were following the lines but my mind wasnt. somehow i never managed to finish reading much books. maybe just a handful.
meeting my frans soon for a fast fast swim session. of course, i wont forget to put on my 神奇不会变黑油 cause i dont want to be too tan.
if i too tan, i will be very painful cause certain special someone will pinch me. ok i was just joking~
h..a..h...a....
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
2nd Day of Self Revision
Some stories had a beginning, some had an end.
But non had a beginning and an end.
Much to evryones' surprise, i went to our very faithful Yishun Community Library.
yup u saw the word correctly. Library.
its not Yishun Community Coffeeshop, Yishun Community Cinema, Yishun Community Shopping Centre nor is it Yishun Community Arcade.
and i am not there to peep at the school girls who hang there after class nor am i there to look for Penthouse magazines.
i was there to borrow books for self studying.
Surprise that our Qiang here whose motto is Thou shall not enter any library nor thou shall be struck withlightning money actually did something which he never believe he will do?
well i was too, but too bad. When ya need man to do the job, you gotta be that man.
i need books, so i SHALL find books.
regarding the books content i SHALL not disclose too much but rest assure, it is not an fairy tale story books nor is it some gossip magazines.
as most of my frans know that i am now clearing my days towards freedom, thats why i am most of the time at home. so i am now enriching myself with the books which i know will gonna help me when i have my freedom.
getting older~ time to make my bank account fatter~
btw, somethin is wrong with my pc i think. i cant tag. so sori if i nvr reply.
anyway here's a short reply to jing.
"after knowing me for nearly 8 years, you think i will bother with the little game? hahahha"
But non had a beginning and an end.
Much to evryones' surprise, i went to our very faithful Yishun Community Library.
yup u saw the word correctly. Library.
its not Yishun Community Coffeeshop, Yishun Community Cinema, Yishun Community Shopping Centre nor is it Yishun Community Arcade.
and i am not there to peep at the school girls who hang there after class nor am i there to look for Penthouse magazines.
i was there to borrow books for self studying.
Surprise that our Qiang here whose motto is Thou shall not enter any library nor thou shall be struck with
well i was too, but too bad. When ya need man to do the job, you gotta be that man.
i need books, so i SHALL find books.
regarding the books content i SHALL not disclose too much but rest assure, it is not an fairy tale story books nor is it some gossip magazines.
as most of my frans know that i am now clearing my days towards freedom, thats why i am most of the time at home. so i am now enriching myself with the books which i know will gonna help me when i have my freedom.
getting older~ time to make my bank account fatter~
btw, somethin is wrong with my pc i think. i cant tag. so sori if i nvr reply.
anyway here's a short reply to jing.
"after knowing me for nearly 8 years, you think i will bother with the little game? hahahha"
Monday, October 03, 2005
How my Dog was Killed
Slowly...
Gradually....
Clearing my days to being a civilian all over again, holding my pink I/C and keeping them in my wallet for the first time in over 2 years..
of course, thats has to wait...
till 20th Dec which i will be officially proclaimed as an ORD personnel.
the good part is 我只要等多两个月！！
and the bad part is 妈的。等了两年，现在还要等多两个月！
but hey~
just 2 more months right?
chill out dude~
anyway i am clearing leave for the whole of Oct, which means i will be back for the whole of Nov and some days of Dec. Reason being is 你老爹我不够 leave clear.
Memories can be forgotten
Pictures cant.
thats why i love taking photos. so 20 years down the road when i chance upon any photo and even if i have forgotten about them i will be like "Ohhhh.. now i remember those times"
thats one small little part which i would like to thank human kind for, developing things that can be of help to us.
the way i speak, surely makes you think that "Oh, obviously our fran here is unhappy with something that human kind create."
yes, and thats anti virus software~!!!!
because if there was no virus in the 1st place, we would never ever need anti virus software~!!
and guess what, i feel that its companies thats developing virus in the 1st place and then they come up with the remedies askin you to PAY for to subscribe to them.
As*holes~~
ok as usual i am getting off track. now i know why i always nearly failed my English Composition back in sec school.
you may give me a title on "what i want to do when i grow up"
and i may end up writing on "how my dog was killed"
Gradually....
Clearing my days to being a civilian all over again, holding my pink I/C and keeping them in my wallet for the first time in over 2 years..
of course, thats has to wait...
till 20th Dec which i will be officially proclaimed as an ORD personnel.
the good part is 我只要等多两个月！！
and the bad part is 妈的。等了两年，现在还要等多两个月！
but hey~
just 2 more months right?
chill out dude~
anyway i am clearing leave for the whole of Oct, which means i will be back for the whole of Nov and some days of Dec. Reason being is 你老爹我不够 leave clear.
Memories can be forgotten
Pictures cant.
thats why i love taking photos. so 20 years down the road when i chance upon any photo and even if i have forgotten about them i will be like "Ohhhh.. now i remember those times"
thats one small little part which i would like to thank human kind for, developing things that can be of help to us.
the way i speak, surely makes you think that "Oh, obviously our fran here is unhappy with something that human kind create."
yes, and thats anti virus software~!!!!
because if there was no virus in the 1st place, we would never ever need anti virus software~!!
and guess what, i feel that its companies thats developing virus in the 1st place and then they come up with the remedies askin you to PAY for to subscribe to them.
As*holes~~
ok as usual i am getting off track. now i know why i always nearly failed my English Composition back in sec school.
you may give me a title on "what i want to do when i grow up"
and i may end up writing on "how my dog was killed"
Friday, September 30, 2005
“人”
人~
写这个字很容易，不须费力，只须两画。
但要学会做“人”， 乃是何等困难呀。。
人生自古谁无死。
for all you know, i may have 投胎了好几万次。
从做皇上到做凡人，也许我样样都做过了吧。也或许跟本就没投胎这回事。
ok anyway, think i side track too much. back to “做人”。
人一生中也许无时无刻都在想着如何做个更完整的人。
无论是在工作上，感情上，友情上，亲情上，
都不断的寻找着 - 寻找着那缺掉的一块拼图。
有些人，很幸运的找到了。
也有些人，到了晚年还不断的在摸索，摸索着那无发肯定的缺口。
而你，又在寻找生命中的哪块拼图？
写这个字很容易，不须费力，只须两画。
但要学会做“人”， 乃是何等困难呀。。
人生自古谁无死。
for all you know, i may have 投胎了好几万次。
从做皇上到做凡人，也许我样样都做过了吧。也或许跟本就没投胎这回事。
ok anyway, think i side track too much. back to “做人”。
人一生中也许无时无刻都在想着如何做个更完整的人。
无论是在工作上，感情上，友情上，亲情上，
都不断的寻找着 - 寻找着那缺掉的一块拼图。
有些人，很幸运的找到了。
也有些人，到了晚年还不断的在摸索，摸索着那无发肯定的缺口。
而你，又在寻找生命中的哪块拼图？
Thursday, September 29, 2005
回家后的第四天
never in my life have i felt this good to be home, to be sleeping on my own bed rather than a bed that has only a thin layer of sponge resting on a metal board. and the best part - it has been slept by countless of people.
who knows maybe the previous guys have hair lice?
or perhaps even dandruff? or maybe even he is suffering from hair loss?
....
ok no sense.. anyway was pondering whether i should talk a bit about my life in Thailand.
*pondering
*pondering
*pondering
*pondering
well i am still pondering. the reason why i am considering whether to say a not is cause that would make my entry today very lengthy which i don feel like it. the reason why i dont feel like it cause i got no mood to make this entry a lengthy one or a loh-soh one.
thats why even as i am typing, i am considering whether should i write about the life in Thailand. the reason why i am considering whether to say a not is cause that would make my entry today very lengthy which i don feel like it. the reason why i dont feel like it cause i got no mood to make this entry a lengthy one or a loh-soh one.
ok i decided that perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance that i shall maybe share with ya a bit on the life there.
life there is very simple..
yeah, very simple..
the first day we arrive, i was shocked. we nvr arrived in an airport, rather it was a open piece of land where we just land and the air stewardess was like "Nah, the door is open, u can fuck off the plane now"
ok i was kidding, they were very polite. anyway the landing spot was barren and soon enough, we saw buses which took us to our training camp.
once i open my eyes after a some-what 2 hours ride, i was not shocked, but more of a 95% i wan go back Singapore feeling.
my Coy was allocated this 2 storey building where the 2nd floor is able to accomdate 100 over person while the 1st floor comprises of a 36 men bunk, empty room(we used it as an office), and a small open space which we use as smoking point and fall-in area.
showering area was quite shocking i must say. it is like having 2 mini swimming pools where u scoop ur water from and bathe.
anyway lets jump time a bit.
training soon started for us. and as ya know, being a i-drive-a-puny-boat commander, i was constantly checking and making sure that no water was going in my boat. as sure as it was told, it was more difficult to drive my puny boat in thailand compared to singapore due to the water current.
but nonetheless, when you are one who is physically equipped with fucking-the-not-bad water driving skills, you would find little problem in getting use to it.
one fine day, when i was as usual drying my laundry, i, NRIC 8328863I, 3SG HONG ZIQIANG, declare that i have nothing, just an underwear with shorts and a plain-no-protection slippers in my possesion, accidentally kicked an iron picket that was half dug into the ground.
i heard a PANG~
and a twinge of pain in my left toe..
i tout i was all right, i was wrong. so so wrong. my toe nail came out. soon after it was totally extracted out by the medical officer over there.
from then on begin the life of Ah Hong & his adventures staying in bunk while evryone is out training.
i read more books than i ever read in my whole life during the 2 weeks plus of recuperating. that was when i found out that the books by Haruki Murakami was so good. Donald Trump book was ok ok only compared to another book that teaches you how to get rich.
days and days went past == >
and finally it was time for the final exercise. and i was glad i made it in time for it. i wouldnt wana go back Singapore and tell people.
"Hey what did you do in Thailand?"
"I was sleeping in bunk most of the time"
it was a 4 days exercise. quite a large scale one considering the 1000 plus people who are involved.
Ah Ha~!
and finally evrything was over before you knew it.
and soon enough before you knew it was 23rd Sept. and in case some of ya is still wondering whats so special about 23rd Sept, its just another day amongst the 365 days.
its the birthday of the person whose blog you are reading now.
celebrated my birthday over there..
tick tock tick tock~
and soon i was on my way back home, back to singapore on 25th Sept.
now i have reached home, evrythin i buy i unconsciously convert to thai baht first.
wah laoz.. so expensive loh things in Singapore, how to buy you tell me?
who knows maybe the previous guys have hair lice?
or perhaps even dandruff? or maybe even he is suffering from hair loss?
....
ok no sense.. anyway was pondering whether i should talk a bit about my life in Thailand.
*pondering
*pondering
*pondering
*pondering
well i am still pondering. the reason why i am considering whether to say a not is cause that would make my entry today very lengthy which i don feel like it. the reason why i dont feel like it cause i got no mood to make this entry a lengthy one or a loh-soh one.
thats why even as i am typing, i am considering whether should i write about the life in Thailand. the reason why i am considering whether to say a not is cause that would make my entry today very lengthy which i don feel like it. the reason why i dont feel like it cause i got no mood to make this entry a lengthy one or a loh-soh one.
ok i decided that perhaps, maybe, possibly got a slight chance that i shall maybe share with ya a bit on the life there.
life there is very simple..
yeah, very simple..
the first day we arrive, i was shocked. we nvr arrived in an airport, rather it was a open piece of land where we just land and the air stewardess was like "Nah, the door is open, u can fuck off the plane now"
ok i was kidding, they were very polite. anyway the landing spot was barren and soon enough, we saw buses which took us to our training camp.
once i open my eyes after a some-what 2 hours ride, i was not shocked, but more of a 95% i wan go back Singapore feeling.
my Coy was allocated this 2 storey building where the 2nd floor is able to accomdate 100 over person while the 1st floor comprises of a 36 men bunk, empty room(we used it as an office), and a small open space which we use as smoking point and fall-in area.
showering area was quite shocking i must say. it is like having 2 mini swimming pools where u scoop ur water from and bathe.
anyway lets jump time a bit.
training soon started for us. and as ya know, being a i-drive-a-puny-boat commander, i was constantly checking and making sure that no water was going in my boat. as sure as it was told, it was more difficult to drive my puny boat in thailand compared to singapore due to the water current.
but nonetheless, when you are one who is physically equipped with fucking-the-not-bad water driving skills, you would find little problem in getting use to it.
one fine day, when i was as usual drying my laundry, i, NRIC 8328863I, 3SG HONG ZIQIANG, declare that i have nothing, just an underwear with shorts and a plain-no-protection slippers in my possesion, accidentally kicked an iron picket that was half dug into the ground.
i heard a PANG~
and a twinge of pain in my left toe..
i tout i was all right, i was wrong. so so wrong. my toe nail came out. soon after it was totally extracted out by the medical officer over there.
from then on begin the life of Ah Hong & his adventures staying in bunk while evryone is out training.
i read more books than i ever read in my whole life during the 2 weeks plus of recuperating. that was when i found out that the books by Haruki Murakami was so good. Donald Trump book was ok ok only compared to another book that teaches you how to get rich.
days and days went past == >
and finally it was time for the final exercise. and i was glad i made it in time for it. i wouldnt wana go back Singapore and tell people.
"Hey what did you do in Thailand?"
"I was sleeping in bunk most of the time"
it was a 4 days exercise. quite a large scale one considering the 1000 plus people who are involved.
Ah Ha~!
and finally evrything was over before you knew it.
and soon enough before you knew it was 23rd Sept. and in case some of ya is still wondering whats so special about 23rd Sept, its just another day amongst the 365 days.
its the birthday of the person whose blog you are reading now.
celebrated my birthday over there..
tick tock tick tock~
and soon i was on my way back home, back to singapore on 25th Sept.
now i have reached home, evrythin i buy i unconsciously convert to thai baht first.
wah laoz.. so expensive loh things in Singapore, how to buy you tell me?
Sunday, August 28, 2005
泰国我来也~
虽然说只不过是去一个月，但心中难免会有些少许的期待，少许的兴奋，一些些的盼望，一汤匙的害怕，两茶匙的快感， 一两粒不舍。。。
喂~~！
你在做菜啊~！
哈哈，不好意识。不小心用错词。
wa piang, use chinese type damn slow. though i am intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese, i still need time to type out the han yu ping yin and inserting those words. damn stressful ya know~
later meeting my army frans cum people who are going to suffer there with me cum sometimes help me wash my boat cum people whom have suffer with me in Bravo for 1 yr 2 mths in yishun interchange to take 858 go down airport. motive for going down so early is to chill out at the airport. and i would certainly wana try the $6.90 laksa which evryone has been talking about. and of course, that laksa will be the last meal i am having here in Singapore before i leave.
asked my parents not to send me there as i am the type who dont like the mushy mushy feeling in airport.
hopefully i can go online at the camp there. hopefully can blog so that can somehow keep my frans update on how i am doing. and of course, to let them know i haven die yet over there whaahahaha.
counting down, clock is ticking. got to go prepare some final stuff~ chaoz peeps..
喂~~！
你在做菜啊~！
哈哈，不好意识。不小心用错词。
wa piang, use chinese type damn slow. though i am intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese, i still need time to type out the han yu ping yin and inserting those words. damn stressful ya know~
later meeting my army frans cum people who are going to suffer there with me cum sometimes help me wash my boat cum people whom have suffer with me in Bravo for 1 yr 2 mths in yishun interchange to take 858 go down airport. motive for going down so early is to chill out at the airport. and i would certainly wana try the $6.90 laksa which evryone has been talking about. and of course, that laksa will be the last meal i am having here in Singapore before i leave.
asked my parents not to send me there as i am the type who dont like the mushy mushy feeling in airport.
hopefully i can go online at the camp there. hopefully can blog so that can somehow keep my frans update on how i am doing. and of course, to let them know i haven die yet over there whaahahaha.
counting down, clock is ticking. got to go prepare some final stuff~ chaoz peeps..
一个月后，同样时间，同样地点 再见~~
Saturday, August 27, 2005
A Whole New Start
decided to choose a new background for my blog.
nvr to think i stick back to the original scripts which they provide.
as what the old people say "还是旧的最好"
whats best about the original scripts is that they provide the ability for those intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese people like me to type chinese words which can be seen in my blog. so this is absolutely a Plus factor for me.
but notice i couldnt combine colours really well. guess its always a trouble for me. from young to now, my choice for colours just sucks to the limit.
went for a swim yesterday with my Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran ytd at yishun safra.
being the lazy old me, i was reluctant to go at first. but they brainwashed me till i, in the end, still went. put on sun block as i am a Good Boy cause..... well, 她明白的啦.
anyway though i was earlier than Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran, i decided to take a dip 1st. swam 20 laps non stop.
but i swam rather slow though cause well, basic physics.
"A larger vessel needs bigger propulsion power"
nvr to think i stick back to the original scripts which they provide.
as what the old people say "还是旧的最好"
whats best about the original scripts is that they provide the ability for those intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese people like me to type chinese words which can be seen in my blog. so this is absolutely a Plus factor for me.
but notice i couldnt combine colours really well. guess its always a trouble for me. from young to now, my choice for colours just sucks to the limit.
went for a swim yesterday with my Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran ytd at yishun safra.
being the lazy old me, i was reluctant to go at first. but they brainwashed me till i, in the end, still went. put on sun block as i am a Good Boy cause..... well, 她明白的啦.
anyway though i was earlier than Self Obssessed Freak fran and my Oh You Take My Photo I Sure Whack You fran, i decided to take a dip 1st. swam 20 laps non stop.
but i swam rather slow though cause well, basic physics.
"A larger vessel needs bigger propulsion power"
sad, dejected.
ate the most disgusting ribs just now. nearly wan cry liao. actually i went to the place eat a number of times le. or should i say i used to work there. thats why i was confident its ribs are one of the nicest around.
anyway went to suntec to eat just now. ordered a number of items. 1st came their cottage pie.
what the fuck.. FAIL~!
the center is cold. i was sianz 1/2. told the waitress to help me heat up a bit more.
nx came my ribs. when it came, i had a good look at it. i said it wasnt mine.
"no sir, its ur ribs" the waitress replied with a filipino accent. wo.. maid working part time i guess.
i stared hard at the ribs and figure out it looked different from last time. it was bigger, fatter and looked more disgusting. it looks like cha-siew meat more than ribs itself.
anyway without further delaying i took the first cut into it.
oil flew into my eyes.. "他妈的。。。。。 儿子是我朋友"
damn angry loh~~ grrr.. anyway i took a bite into it. sucks to the core. totally jus sucks. as simple as that..
it sucks~!!
anyway until the 4th cut, i realise somethin was wrong. the meat was a bit too chewy. i saw and realise the meat was not cooked prpoerly.
"他妈的。。。。。 儿子还是我朋友"
i buey tahan liao. i called the filipino maid-cum-waitress over.
despite my anger, i still manage to talk in a nice tone." hi hello, just wondering is my eyes seeing things or the meat is a bit red in colour?"
she nod her head as in to agree with me that the meat is uncooked. jokingly i said
"wa lao, like that cannot la. just now is cottage pie not hot. now is ribs not cooked. must give me 10% discount."
yeah she agreed. guess she knows they are in the wrong. one mistake nvm, but 2 times. oh my god~
somemore i am really disappointed in the food. maybe i work in that restaurant before. maybe not the same outlet, but at least same company. thats why mayb i have an affiliation with that restaurant. never to think that things got so worse.
anyway glad i got the 10% discount. coz i will nvr go back there anymore. sucks to the core~
ate the most disgusting ribs just now. nearly wan cry liao. actually i went to the place eat a number of times le. or should i say i used to work there. thats why i was confident its ribs are one of the nicest around.
anyway went to suntec to eat just now. ordered a number of items. 1st came their cottage pie.
what the fuck.. FAIL~!
the center is cold. i was sianz 1/2. told the waitress to help me heat up a bit more.
nx came my ribs. when it came, i had a good look at it. i said it wasnt mine.
"no sir, its ur ribs" the waitress replied with a filipino accent. wo.. maid working part time i guess.
i stared hard at the ribs and figure out it looked different from last time. it was bigger, fatter and looked more disgusting. it looks like cha-siew meat more than ribs itself.
anyway without further delaying i took the first cut into it.
oil flew into my eyes.. "他妈的。。。。。 儿子是我朋友"
damn angry loh~~ grrr.. anyway i took a bite into it. sucks to the core. totally jus sucks. as simple as that..
it sucks~!!
anyway until the 4th cut, i realise somethin was wrong. the meat was a bit too chewy. i saw and realise the meat was not cooked prpoerly.
"他妈的。。。。。 儿子还是我朋友"
i buey tahan liao. i called the filipino maid-cum-waitress over.
despite my anger, i still manage to talk in a nice tone." hi hello, just wondering is my eyes seeing things or the meat is a bit red in colour?"
she nod her head as in to agree with me that the meat is uncooked. jokingly i said
"wa lao, like that cannot la. just now is cottage pie not hot. now is ribs not cooked. must give me 10% discount."
yeah she agreed. guess she knows they are in the wrong. one mistake nvm, but 2 times. oh my god~
somemore i am really disappointed in the food. maybe i work in that restaurant before. maybe not the same outlet, but at least same company. thats why mayb i have an affiliation with that restaurant. never to think that things got so worse.
anyway glad i got the 10% discount. coz i will nvr go back there anymore. sucks to the core~
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Pork Ribs - Any of the curved arches of bone extending from the spine to or toward the sternum in pigs.
The best ribs comes with a big fat price normally. the best ribs are those which slides off the bone so easily you hardly need to cut them.
Monday was an unusual day. Monday was unlike any normal monday cause it was the first time it was dated as 22nd August 2005. Get it?
anyway, my feelings were cheated on monday. go back to camp dont know for what fuck. was recalled thinking that there was some sort of briefing or whatsoever but behold!!!
Not a single fuck thing was said.
thats why i said my feelings were cheated. a SOF (Self Obssessed Freak) fran of mine wanted to buy this weird black pants at Muji Muji and so i decided to join him in the hunt.
in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, some frans, together with me head off to bugis to hunt for the weird pants at Muji Muji.
to my SOF fran's disappointment, there was no this certain weird pants there. i can see the dejection written all over his face.
but nonetheless in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, we decided to eat our dinner at a nice but also not so expensive place. we decided to settle down at this certain cafe.
forgotten what they ordered but i decided to choose BBQ PORK RIBS since i always see people eating it but nvr ordered it myself. find it a messy thing to eat. ribs seems to be flying evrywhere.
but i decided to gave it a shot anyway. i have confidence in my knife skills anyway. anyway the dish came. the first bite that enter my mouth i was like "Wu~~"
i was having orgasm siah~
cant believe it. not bad siah the ribs i tout to myself. to add points to it, the ribs came easily off the bones.
the feeling of the orgasm is still lingering there that i have no choice but to ask certain special someone to eat pork ribs with me at another place at a certain day this week. hope it can make me or-gas even more~~
wu la la~
The best ribs comes with a big fat price normally. the best ribs are those which slides off the bone so easily you hardly need to cut them.
Monday was an unusual day. Monday was unlike any normal monday cause it was the first time it was dated as 22nd August 2005. Get it?
anyway, my feelings were cheated on monday. go back to camp dont know for what fuck. was recalled thinking that there was some sort of briefing or whatsoever but behold!!!
Not a single fuck thing was said.
thats why i said my feelings were cheated. a SOF (Self Obssessed Freak) fran of mine wanted to buy this weird black pants at Muji Muji and so i decided to join him in the hunt.
in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, some frans, together with me head off to bugis to hunt for the weird pants at Muji Muji.
to my SOF fran's disappointment, there was no this certain weird pants there. i can see the dejection written all over his face.
but nonetheless in order not to waste the trip which we had to go back to camp, we decided to eat our dinner at a nice but also not so expensive place. we decided to settle down at this certain cafe.
forgotten what they ordered but i decided to choose BBQ PORK RIBS since i always see people eating it but nvr ordered it myself. find it a messy thing to eat. ribs seems to be flying evrywhere.
but i decided to gave it a shot anyway. i have confidence in my knife skills anyway. anyway the dish came. the first bite that enter my mouth i was like "Wu~~"
i was having orgasm siah~
cant believe it. not bad siah the ribs i tout to myself. to add points to it, the ribs came easily off the bones.
the feeling of the orgasm is still lingering there that i have no choice but to ask certain special someone to eat pork ribs with me at another place at a certain day this week. hope it can make me or-gas even more~~
wu la la~
Monday, August 22, 2005
jus had a wonderful night with my group of sec sch frans. quite some weeks since we last saw each other. anyway thanks to them also. think they know i going off to thailand soon le so like they wana meet me for a farewell dinner. appreciated that~
was really thinkin wat to do after we had dinner at a coffeeshop. didnt really want to end the night so early so we went to jalan jalan at a shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
when i go inside the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years, the feeling was.. was just so like the typical 9 years which i have been going there. kan sianz one loh haha. but still after jalan jalan for half an hour, we didnt really wanted the night to end so early so we settled down at one of the cafes at the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
didnt expect once we settled down, it was just funny. we laughed and joked about evry single little thing thruout the whole 2 hours. been don know how many months since i laugh till my tears came out so u can imagine how fuckin funny it was... i really enjoyed the outing with them tonight
used to hang out with these group of frans often last time. but slowly its like i gradually distance from them.
i wont hide the truth then maybe its sometimes i too lazy to meet up with them or not is i got meet other frans. anyway they are still a group of close buddies which i treasure so i make more effort to meet up with them now.
like them a lot. they are very chin chai people. i like chin chai people coz i am fucking chin chai myself haha. being with them makes me feel very comfortable. hmmm~~~
was really thinkin wat to do after we had dinner at a coffeeshop. didnt really want to end the night so early so we went to jalan jalan at a shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
when i go inside the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years, the feeling was.. was just so like the typical 9 years which i have been going there. kan sianz one loh haha. but still after jalan jalan for half an hour, we didnt really wanted the night to end so early so we settled down at one of the cafes at the shopping centre which i have been going for 9 years.
didnt expect once we settled down, it was just funny. we laughed and joked about evry single little thing thruout the whole 2 hours. been don know how many months since i laugh till my tears came out so u can imagine how fuckin funny it was... i really enjoyed the outing with them tonight
used to hang out with these group of frans often last time. but slowly its like i gradually distance from them.
i wont hide the truth then maybe its sometimes i too lazy to meet up with them or not is i got meet other frans. anyway they are still a group of close buddies which i treasure so i make more effort to meet up with them now.
like them a lot. they are very chin chai people. i like chin chai people coz i am fucking chin chai myself haha. being with them makes me feel very comfortable. hmmm~~~
Saturday, August 20, 2005
jus saw the recorded version of the men's finals between Wei Lian and Jun Yang on Chn U.
hmm definitely i feel that Jun Yang sang much much nicer and the score statistics said so too.
however later on it was Wei Lian who went thru to the grand finals. this led me to remember a conversation between me n my mother that day.
she told me that newspapers are arguing that Wei Lian though he sang not-so-nice compared to Junyang, he still somehow managed to get thru. people are saying that got some sort of play results behind it.
come on loh. bull SHIT~!
so wat if u may sing better than andy lau but there is not a single person in the world who supports u?
if i am a recording company director, and i am going to have a singer produce an album, i rather he be the one who sings like William Hu*g and yet have his album sold worldwide compared to one who has a super voice but no one buys it.
as long as can make money, i don care who the hell sings it - quoted by the Director
anyway hopefully the finals at the indoor stadium would be great.
no wait...
...
I HOPE IT WOULD SUCKS~!!!
CAUSE I CANT GO~!!! GOT TO GO THAILAND~!!!
SO HOPE IT SUCKS WAHAHAHAHA~!!!!
k i was bad. anyway hope it will be a good show no matter what coz i tink kelly is a good singer. though i prefer junyang to sing, i do think weilian makes a good singer too. so fair la haha.
been busy buying the things i need for the thailand trip last week. still wondering what i missed out. i do not wana go there and there "oh jialat, i forgot to bring ****"
damn sianz one confirm. i remember my first day of recruit. 1st day go there mood half gone liao. settle down in bunk see my buddy who is gonna be with me for the next 3 months i 3/4 sianz. i open up my bag and was thinking y like very slimy slimy with a light fragrance so i dig out all my things check out.
then realise my bottle of shampoo cap opened, the slimy shit all came out smurged my underwear my evrything. gotto take out then wash evrything.
my mood reached peak high. i wanted to jus jump out window say good bye.
but i thought of my fran, my family and i said NO~!
I MUST LIVE ON~!!
NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHAMPOO I WILL WASH AWAY ALSO~!
n so i persevere till today.
here i just wana say a thank you to my frans n family who supported me then. thank you all so much.
*muackZ~
hmm definitely i feel that Jun Yang sang much much nicer and the score statistics said so too.
however later on it was Wei Lian who went thru to the grand finals. this led me to remember a conversation between me n my mother that day.
she told me that newspapers are arguing that Wei Lian though he sang not-so-nice compared to Junyang, he still somehow managed to get thru. people are saying that got some sort of play results behind it.
come on loh. bull SHIT~!
so wat if u may sing better than andy lau but there is not a single person in the world who supports u?
if i am a recording company director, and i am going to have a singer produce an album, i rather he be the one who sings like William Hu*g and yet have his album sold worldwide compared to one who has a super voice but no one buys it.
as long as can make money, i don care who the hell sings it - quoted by the Director
anyway hopefully the finals at the indoor stadium would be great.
no wait...
...
I HOPE IT WOULD SUCKS~!!!
CAUSE I CANT GO~!!! GOT TO GO THAILAND~!!!
SO HOPE IT SUCKS WAHAHAHAHA~!!!!
k i was bad. anyway hope it will be a good show no matter what coz i tink kelly is a good singer. though i prefer junyang to sing, i do think weilian makes a good singer too. so fair la haha.
been busy buying the things i need for the thailand trip last week. still wondering what i missed out. i do not wana go there and there "oh jialat, i forgot to bring ****"
damn sianz one confirm. i remember my first day of recruit. 1st day go there mood half gone liao. settle down in bunk see my buddy who is gonna be with me for the next 3 months i 3/4 sianz. i open up my bag and was thinking y like very slimy slimy with a light fragrance so i dig out all my things check out.
then realise my bottle of shampoo cap opened, the slimy shit all came out smurged my underwear my evrything. gotto take out then wash evrything.
my mood reached peak high. i wanted to jus jump out window say good bye.
but i thought of my fran, my family and i said NO~!
I MUST LIVE ON~!!
NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHAMPOO I WILL WASH AWAY ALSO~!
n so i persevere till today.
here i just wana say a thank you to my frans n family who supported me then. thank you all so much.
*muackZ~
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
been enjoying the 3 weeks plus of leave at home slackin like nobody's bziness. but how time flies~
exactly 11 more days to Thailand trip. feeling excited about the trip actually. hopefully will be a fun one too. fun as in zero accidents please. cause close frans know that my vocation in army is i-drive-a-puny-boat commander. then heard that 2 boats got drowned last Exercise over there in Thailand so of course being a i-drive-a-puny-boat commander, i would certainly hope nothing happens to my boat.
i do not wana drive from a boat that travels at sea-level, to a submarine that travels 50 feet below water, if ya get wat i mean~
but of course i have confidence you all get wat i mean. if you noticed carefully, i believe now those small eyes people suddenly realise they don have much difficulty reading my blog since i enlarged the fonts. though i have big eyes, i thought that i should spare a lot for those handicapped people( that is people with small eyes) and so i enlarged them. how thoughtful of me right?
all along i was wondering whether the world seem smaller for people with small eyes. and often i would ask them "Do you see less things with those eyes?"
and always, their answers will be "No lah, evrything is normal mah."
how stupid of me to ask this dumb qnt~!
how the hell would they know the difference since they have been living with those eyes ever since they were born right.
so i apologise for asking that qnt. but somehow or rather, i do blive they surely see less things than those more fortunate people (big eyes) coz when i try to shrink my eyes, i see less things. so my conclusion is -
~ SMALL EYES PEOPLE CAN SEE NO FUCK~!
exactly 11 more days to Thailand trip. feeling excited about the trip actually. hopefully will be a fun one too. fun as in zero accidents please. cause close frans know that my vocation in army is i-drive-a-puny-boat commander. then heard that 2 boats got drowned last Exercise over there in Thailand so of course being a i-drive-a-puny-boat commander, i would certainly hope nothing happens to my boat.
i do not wana drive from a boat that travels at sea-level, to a submarine that travels 50 feet below water, if ya get wat i mean~
but of course i have confidence you all get wat i mean. if you noticed carefully, i believe now those small eyes people suddenly realise they don have much difficulty reading my blog since i enlarged the fonts. though i have big eyes, i thought that i should spare a lot for those handicapped people( that is people with small eyes) and so i enlarged them. how thoughtful of me right?
all along i was wondering whether the world seem smaller for people with small eyes. and often i would ask them "Do you see less things with those eyes?"
and always, their answers will be "No lah, evrything is normal mah."
how stupid of me to ask this dumb qnt~!
how the hell would they know the difference since they have been living with those eyes ever since they were born right.
so i apologise for asking that qnt. but somehow or rather, i do blive they surely see less things than those more fortunate people (big eyes) coz when i try to shrink my eyes, i see less things. so my conclusion is -
~ SMALL EYES PEOPLE CAN SEE NO FUCK~!
Monday, August 15, 2005
when people talk about army, the first thing that comes to our mind is "wa lan, c peh siong"
compared to 30 years ago, army training has certainly became more slack since then, till now.
but still until now, people complain that army is siong. that, i reckon, is bcoz of the better living standards now.
30 years ago Army
Soldier X: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. carry tree trunk run here run there. still must carry cupboard to parade square for standby bed. evryday can clock up a total of 400-500 push up. Rice taste like screws. soup taste like water. meat taste like rubber."
Present day Army
Soldier Y: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. bo tai bo ji wan standby bed. must open cupboard again. whole day do 200 push up liao stil not enough. luckily rice taste like rice. soup taste like soup. meat taste like meat."
Future Army
Soldier Z: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. cannot watch teletubbies today. kfc not open. cinema also not open. 5 months no do push up then suddenly ask us do 10 today. now my hands sore loh~"
ok that was lame. i dont really expect things to get this worst. anyway, over the weekend went to a certain special place with certain special someone and spent some certain special quality time there. why cant i just elaborate it?
coz i buey gian~~ lalalalalalalalalala
oh ya, went to see the fireworks in marina south ytd. it was done by people from France. really good and nice to see. last at least for 10 min. it has a theme to it too. from the day earth was created to the day people land on the moon to world war and to present days. u can see all the special effects.
damn powerrR~~ damn niceE~~
damn not like singapore who always does the fireworks so.. so... don know wat word to describe. simple?
nvm, anyway i am glad i am able to see it at least once a year le. don hiam too much. who knows nx time they ban fireworks.
compared to 30 years ago, army training has certainly became more slack since then, till now.
but still until now, people complain that army is siong. that, i reckon, is bcoz of the better living standards now.
30 years ago Army
Soldier X: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. carry tree trunk run here run there. still must carry cupboard to parade square for standby bed. evryday can clock up a total of 400-500 push up. Rice taste like screws. soup taste like water. meat taste like rubber."
Present day Army
Soldier Y: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. bo tai bo ji wan standby bed. must open cupboard again. whole day do 200 push up liao stil not enough. luckily rice taste like rice. soup taste like soup. meat taste like meat."
Future Army
Soldier Z: "Wa laoz, c peh siong leh. cannot watch teletubbies today. kfc not open. cinema also not open. 5 months no do push up then suddenly ask us do 10 today. now my hands sore loh~"
ok that was lame. i dont really expect things to get this worst. anyway, over the weekend went to a certain special place with certain special someone and spent some certain special quality time there. why cant i just elaborate it?
coz i buey gian~~ lalalalalalalalalala
oh ya, went to see the fireworks in marina south ytd. it was done by people from France. really good and nice to see. last at least for 10 min. it has a theme to it too. from the day earth was created to the day people land on the moon to world war and to present days. u can see all the special effects.
damn powerrR~~ damn niceE~~
damn not like singapore who always does the fireworks so.. so... don know wat word to describe. simple?
nvm, anyway i am glad i am able to see it at least once a year le. don hiam too much. who knows nx time they ban fireworks.
`less than 2 weeks to Thailand. ma DE~~`
Saturday, August 06, 2005
wu~
i change my Mr Legolas from Lord of the Rings le. finally i grew sick of his face~
like the current picture a lot. Its called Demon Hunter from a certain PC game. hmm.. wat did i actually wana blogged about?
i forgot.
anyway after i posted my blog, there were really frans who came to me n enquire about the story, A Promise to Nadia. i den tout my frans were actually that kind of oh-i-love-touching-stories and all along i have mistaken them as heartless creatures.
then one of them explained to me.
"No la, i just wana check ou how dominating the guys there really are & hopefully learn a few ropes or two to tame my gf."
.... wahahaha. seriously a not siah~~
ya hor. maybe i should learn some also to tame certain special someone.
wahaha joking lah. she is so well behaved, so lovable, so cute. and most importantly, she got read my blog one loh...
wahaha.. change topic. the atmosphere is getting dangerous here.
frans were asking me wana go countdown a not during national day. SIAO man. i can imagine the packness, the ur buttock touch my buttock, my buttock touch ur buttock scenario. i very conservative one loh~
...
k guess no one blives that. but i have always been a sheep in wolf's clothing.
Definition of Sheep in wolf's clothing: Looks like a bad guy but actually is a kind hearted fellow inside.
wahahahaha y no one believe me. saddening~~ k stop bloggging liao. my blog today looks sucky..
i change my Mr Legolas from Lord of the Rings le. finally i grew sick of his face~
like the current picture a lot. Its called Demon Hunter from a certain PC game. hmm.. wat did i actually wana blogged about?
i forgot.
anyway after i posted my blog, there were really frans who came to me n enquire about the story, A Promise to Nadia. i den tout my frans were actually that kind of oh-i-love-touching-stories and all along i have mistaken them as heartless creatures.
then one of them explained to me.
"No la, i just wana check ou how dominating the guys there really are & hopefully learn a few ropes or two to tame my gf."
.... wahahaha. seriously a not siah~~
ya hor. maybe i should learn some also to tame certain special someone.
wahaha joking lah. she is so well behaved, so lovable, so cute. and most importantly, she got read my blog one loh...
wahaha.. change topic. the atmosphere is getting dangerous here.
frans were asking me wana go countdown a not during national day. SIAO man. i can imagine the packness, the ur buttock touch my buttock, my buttock touch ur buttock scenario. i very conservative one loh~
...
k guess no one blives that. but i have always been a sheep in wolf's clothing.
Definition of Sheep in wolf's clothing: Looks like a bad guy but actually is a kind hearted fellow inside.
wahahahaha y no one believe me. saddening~~ k stop bloggging liao. my blog today looks sucky..
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
did something reallly amazing for the first time in my life. i read finish a chinese novel. its the type where the words are very chim and fucking packed together, where u need to read from top to bottom, right to left that kind. yes, its that type. and its a total of 300 pages.
so of course to be able to read this type of books, you have to be intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese. thanks to my 18 years of reading
oh by the way did i told you i really very the fucking hate chinese who cant speak chinese? its like being a fucking mother hen and u cant fucking lay a single fucking egg. then have you ever fucking wonder why you are fucking born as a hen???
learn to lay some fucking eggs please~!
that is, in kind words, if you are a yellow skin human reading my blog now, and realise the blog is actually more or less describing you, start picking up a Pri 1 Chinese Story Book and try to start learning now. anyway back to main topic. so wat story actually interest me so much as to for the first time in my life, let me pick it up and read?
the story chinese name is called Wo Bei Pa Pa Mai Le (I got sold by my father)
english name is A Promise to Nadia.
bcoz the story was translated form english, all the names were directly translated too. but lucky i am intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese, so it did not took me long to realise that names like MO HA MO TE is actually Mohammed or SHU SHA NA is actually Susanna. fucking the not bad right my chinese?
anyway the story is about in 1980s, this girl Zana, then 15 years old, together with her 14 years old sister, Nadia, got sold to Yemen (A republic on the southwestern shores of the Arabian Peninsula on the Indian Ocean) by her Arabian father. her mother was English. they were sold there as "wives" to their unknown husbands. the life they lead there was terrible. it shows how unfair the women were treated there. when i read the story, i really realise how dominating the guys there are. anyway , Zana finally managed to escape in 1990s. but she had to leave behind her son and sister Nadia due to some political issues. until now 2005, she is still forever fighting for the right for her sister to come home, to Britain where their home is.
i did a web search just now and realise how popular her story was. and it so called spark my interest to read up more. can check out this link A Promise to Nadia. hmm, now i realise how come some cultures require the women to cover themselves from head to toe, even their face. its bcoz the husbands doesnt like the women to be seen by other men. poor thing. highly recommend this book to people who like touching stories.
but of course choose the english version ones if you are not intellectually equipped with fucking-the-not-bad chinese.
hope the sister and her son can come back soon.
Monday, August 01, 2005
almost forgotten i have a blog these few days. finally the busy month is over, now its time for some relaxation before i go to thailand for Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat.
Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat is a secret mission. Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat is a normal Exercise which i go to thailand to train for a month to evaluate where our standard is. Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat is basically and ultimately an exercise which i have no choice but to go and i pray i do not drown my boat.
and also sadly, i wont be able to celebrate my bday in Singapore. for the 1st time in 22 years, i have to celebrate my bday in a foreign country where the only native language that i know how to say is Sa-Wa-Ti-Ka. oh ya, not to forget the universal hand sign which i learnt since 4.
yes, its just saying hello using my middle finger.
don really feel like gg there. just hear them speaking of the area there i sianz half.but sadly, no choice. i am born with a dick so have to go army or not they put me in Changi Cage.
but nonetheless, i am really proud and honoured to be in the army. i am proud to be Singaporean.
k, i am actually honestly quite proud to be Singaporean lah. considering the living conditions of other areas, the whole thing is actually a simple multiple choice. u just have to choose one. when u cant decide which one to choose, you just have to use the minus-away method where u eliminate the choices which you think is a definite no-no. so in the end tink only left Singapore.
anyway, i love Singapore~
Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat is a secret mission. Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat is a normal Exercise which i go to thailand to train for a month to evaluate where our standard is. Exercise: Pray I do not drown my boat is basically and ultimately an exercise which i have no choice but to go and i pray i do not drown my boat.
and also sadly, i wont be able to celebrate my bday in Singapore. for the 1st time in 22 years, i have to celebrate my bday in a foreign country where the only native language that i know how to say is Sa-Wa-Ti-Ka. oh ya, not to forget the universal hand sign which i learnt since 4.
yes, its just saying hello using my middle finger.
don really feel like gg there. just hear them speaking of the area there i sianz half.
but nonetheless, i am really proud and honoured to be in the army. i am proud to be Singaporean.
k, i am actually honestly quite proud to be Singaporean lah. considering the living conditions of other areas, the whole thing is actually a simple multiple choice. u just have to choose one. when u cant decide which one to choose, you just have to use the minus-away method where u eliminate the choices which you think is a definite no-no. so in the end tink only left Singapore.
anyway, i love Singapore~
Monday, July 25, 2005
notice one factor while i am in the army these 2 years.(yes, i have been in the army for 2 yrs le)
anyway i realised the fact that people who are quiet and keep all their feelings to themselves have, amongst all the different characters, the highest possibility to get depression.
maybe bcoz they just keep stuffing all their troubles and watever shit into that glass bottle in their tiny heart. different people have different sizes of bottles. but no matter how big it is, the glass bottle will eventually overflow one day and when it happens. it just basically erupts.
so basically wat u should do is just to regularly empty ur glass bottle at least once in a while. confide to ur close frans. it always feels better when you know that in the whole wide world, there is someone out there who is sharing ur burden, sharing the pain which you feel.
hmmm to a new topic.
have you eaten your breakfast?
i have..
ok crap. wat the fuck. wat does it have to do with you right?
as people grow up, you will definitely learn new things right?
experience feelings that you have never experienced before. like falling in love, having close frans, sharing problems, being on stage, losing a competition, winning trophies etc. you dont know how you will feel till u experience these mixture of feelings urself. These feelings just doesnt come with you when you were born.
when i was young, i easily believed people. even when both sides quarrel, whoever tell me his story first i would be like "oh how could that fucker do this to you?"
then when i hear the other side i would be like "oh so its that fucker who is lying to me"
then when i go hear the other side i would again be like "oh he is alanjiao lang male organ human."
so basically i was jumping ships all the time. it was only then when i grew older that i know no matter how realistic, true or watever one party says, you should never make ur own stand till you hear both side of the stories.
does it sound familiar to you?
i blive most of us went thru this stage before. learning to listen to both stories before you place your verdict. haha i learnt thru it in a quite a hard way i should say. i also forgot how le but just remember that it wasnt easy knowing this fact.
anyway life is about learning new things and experiencing new feelings. still looking forward to this part of growing up :P
anyway i realised the fact that people who are quiet and keep all their feelings to themselves have, amongst all the different characters, the highest possibility to get depression.
maybe bcoz they just keep stuffing all their troubles and watever shit into that glass bottle in their tiny heart. different people have different sizes of bottles. but no matter how big it is, the glass bottle will eventually overflow one day and when it happens. it just basically erupts.
so basically wat u should do is just to regularly empty ur glass bottle at least once in a while. confide to ur close frans. it always feels better when you know that in the whole wide world, there is someone out there who is sharing ur burden, sharing the pain which you feel.
hmmm to a new topic.
have you eaten your breakfast?
i have..
ok crap. wat the fuck. wat does it have to do with you right?
as people grow up, you will definitely learn new things right?
experience feelings that you have never experienced before. like falling in love, having close frans, sharing problems, being on stage, losing a competition, winning trophies etc. you dont know how you will feel till u experience these mixture of feelings urself. These feelings just doesnt come with you when you were born.
when i was young, i easily believed people. even when both sides quarrel, whoever tell me his story first i would be like "oh how could that fucker do this to you?"
then when i hear the other side i would be like "oh so its that fucker who is lying to me"
then when i go hear the other side i would again be like "oh he is a
so basically i was jumping ships all the time. it was only then when i grew older that i know no matter how realistic, true or watever one party says, you should never make ur own stand till you hear both side of the stories.
does it sound familiar to you?
i blive most of us went thru this stage before. learning to listen to both stories before you place your verdict. haha i learnt thru it in a quite a hard way i should say. i also forgot how le but just remember that it wasnt easy knowing this fact.
anyway life is about learning new things and experiencing new feelings. still looking forward to this part of growing up :P
Saturday, July 09, 2005
do you know sometimes, just sometimes i wonder how many people will be so free as to read my blog. i did consider the possibility of putting those thingy that keep tracks of number of people who browse ur blog.
but in the end i didnt. coz why?
i am justtoo fucking plain lazy too busy to do it.
a lot of people commented on my last entry regarding the white thing. some even to the extent of tellin me on msn or even in person.
i was thenfucking thinking brain-storming.
why need to go to that extent? my tag board there for wat siah? to show people i am not so dumb till i dont know how to put a tag board?
ok i was crapping about it. no hard feelings at all. seriously i am jokin ok....
....
why? i dont sound like i am jokin about it??
k how about i put a haha. haha
happy?
sometimes ah, i just find it funny. how many of you when sms-ing put a 'haha' when fucking obviously you are not laughing at all. i admit i am one of those fucker. but i blive as long as you managed to read this entry now, i can say Welcome to the Fuckers' Clan.
funny right? how come ah? we not laughin but we put haha. iis it to show the other party our tone when we type those sms? since very often we mean no harm in a sms but the recieving party could mistaken that you are actually angry then u end up explainin that no ah, i am not angry at all.
hmm, guess this is one of the bad point about sms. hope one genius can solve this problem.
sadly, i admit i will not be one of those genius.
cause.. i know my own limits. i know how high the sky i can reach.
but don worry, i am not sad at all... :)
oh ya by the way, i was just intending to come up a new Windows program. MicroHard Qiang
but in the end i didnt. coz why?
i am just
a lot of people commented on my last entry regarding the white thing. some even to the extent of tellin me on msn or even in person.
i was then
why need to go to that extent? my tag board there for wat siah? to show people i am not so dumb till i dont know how to put a tag board?
ok i was crapping about it. no hard feelings at all. seriously i am jokin ok....
....
why? i dont sound like i am jokin about it??
k how about i put a haha. haha
happy?
sometimes ah, i just find it funny. how many of you when sms-ing put a 'haha' when fucking obviously you are not laughing at all. i admit i am one of those fucker. but i blive as long as you managed to read this entry now, i can say Welcome to the Fuckers' Clan.
funny right? how come ah? we not laughin but we put haha. iis it to show the other party our tone when we type those sms? since very often we mean no harm in a sms but the recieving party could mistaken that you are actually angry then u end up explainin that no ah, i am not angry at all.
hmm, guess this is one of the bad point about sms. hope one genius can solve this problem.
sadly, i admit i will not be one of those genius.
cause.. i know my own limits. i know how high the sky i can reach.
but don worry, i am not sad at all... :)
oh ya by the way, i was just intending to come up a new Windows program. MicroHard Qiang
I wasnt aiming for the sky. I aim for the stars
Thursday, July 07, 2005
as i am typing this entry, my eye ball just unnoticing keeps glancing at my hands.
It looks gross, disgusting, gruesome, loathesome, nauseating, sickening, shanky, yucky and offensive.
i counted and the results were shocking, astonishing, apalling, stunning, surprising, bedazing, stupefying.
the sand fly bites totalled to an amount of 52 not inclusive of those on my butt and back and rest of my body parts.
so i understand the first question is Where the hell did our poor Qiang went to cause such great pain?
well, seriously i am fighting against myself now to tell you the truth. for people out there know that i am so honest that even Stone Cold would have screamed Hell Ya~!
anyway i cant tell. its a secret. military secret....
ok.. what the fuck. i went outfield for training. 3 days i never bathe. 3 days i just keep pouring Baby Johnson Powder on my naked body. oh yup, i never changed underwear or socks too. no one does it cause reason is too shag. bo ka lan so much. so basically i just keep pouring tons & tons powder to prevent my male productive system from rotting, decaying and malfunctioning.
the fun thing is i always pour so much powder that when i go pee-ing in the dark, u can see this white thing that shoots water dangling down there.
sooo cute~~~
It looks gross, disgusting, gruesome, loathesome, nauseating, sickening, shanky, yucky and offensive.
i counted and the results were shocking, astonishing, apalling, stunning, surprising, bedazing, stupefying.
the sand fly bites totalled to an amount of 52 not inclusive of those on my butt and back and rest of my body parts.
so i understand the first question is Where the hell did our poor Qiang went to cause such great pain?
well, seriously i am fighting against myself now to tell you the truth. for people out there know that i am so honest that even Stone Cold would have screamed Hell Ya~!
anyway i cant tell. its a secret. military secret....
ok.. what the fuck. i went outfield for training. 3 days i never bathe. 3 days i just keep pouring Baby Johnson Powder on my naked body. oh yup, i never changed underwear or socks too. no one does it cause reason is too shag. bo ka lan so much. so basically i just keep pouring tons & tons powder to prevent my male productive system from rotting, decaying and malfunctioning.
the fun thing is i always pour so much powder that when i go pee-ing in the dark, u can see this white thing that shoots water dangling down there.
sooo cute~~~
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Yesterday was tiring. Yesterday was exhausting. Yesterday was life draining. Yesterday was fagging. Yesterday was nothing but a waste of time. Yesterday was Project:Let the Traffic flow Good Good Part II.
finally evrything ended. no more rehearsals, no more wasting of money in the canteen. no more crap. saluted countless officers yesterday cause the personnels who parked in my carpark were all officers. the last time i ever saluted an officer was around 366days ago. ever since i became a Spec,i bo ka lan one haha. see also hack care.. i was very courteous. see evry officer also salute *cough cough.
anyway ended the whole thing at round 2230 hours. from then on, it was rushing back to camp to make it in time to book out.
we rushed the driver to drive fast fast.
we ran up the 56 steps of stairs.
we forced open our bunk door.
we grabbed all my shower equipment.
we flew to the toilet.
we threw evrythin that need to be bringed home into our bags.
they were slow. so i flew home first haha..
glad i made it in time. went to look for certain special someone after that. been missing her the whole weekend.
certain special someone gave me a certain special surprise. she specially baked a-look-not-very-nice-but-taste-nice cheese cake for me.
normally i am not a person who takes a fancy for cheese cakes. but i liked her cheese cake very much. because her cheese cake was unique. because her cheese cake has no cheese taste at all.
but overall, i gave the cheese cake 99 points
out of 200....
*swallows..
i was jokin..
finally evrything ended. no more rehearsals, no more wasting of money in the canteen. no more crap. saluted countless officers yesterday cause the personnels who parked in my carpark were all officers. the last time i ever saluted an officer was around 366days ago. ever since i became a Spec,
anyway ended the whole thing at round 2230 hours. from then on, it was rushing back to camp to make it in time to book out.
we rushed the driver to drive fast fast.
we ran up the 56 steps of stairs.
we forced open our bunk door.
we grabbed all my shower equipment.
we flew to the toilet.
we threw evrythin that need to be bringed home into our bags.
they were slow. so i flew home first haha..
glad i made it in time. went to look for certain special someone after that. been missing her the whole weekend.
certain special someone gave me a certain special surprise. she specially baked a-look-not-very-nice-but-taste-nice cheese cake for me.
normally i am not a person who takes a fancy for cheese cakes. but i liked her cheese cake very much. because her cheese cake was unique. because her cheese cake has no cheese taste at all.
but overall, i gave the cheese cake 99 points
out of 200....
*swallows..
i was jokin..
Friday, July 01, 2005
yesterday was somewhat quite a special day. special as in you know there are total of 12 Specialists with me since i became a Spec a year ago. been together since then. and now, 3 of them is going to disrupt.
ytd night was so-called the last chance we have to gather as a whole together so we decided to do something special. but what special things can we do when we are stuck in camp? well, we just decided to hold a mini eating gathering. since our Anchorage 2IC and Raft 2 Pre-Launch Commander is only coming back at night, we asked them to packet KFC come back. while waiting for them, we joined up all our shoe-cupboards (we didnt have enough tables) to act as temporary tables.
when they cam back, we had a feast of our own. 2nd time we had a major eating gathering in our bunk. well, its always special to eat with so many people. as in, how many a times in life do u live in the same room with so many people?
please don suspect that i am a gay, i am straight ok.
now at one of a camp in jurong. today is the actual commencement of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good Part II. so sianz.. can only get to go back home tmro morning.
niah ma eh tamagochi~~ i justhate love this place...
ytd night was so-called the last chance we have to gather as a whole together so we decided to do something special. but what special things can we do when we are stuck in camp? well, we just decided to hold a mini eating gathering. since our Anchorage 2IC and Raft 2 Pre-Launch Commander is only coming back at night, we asked them to packet KFC come back. while waiting for them, we joined up all our shoe-cupboards (we didnt have enough tables) to act as temporary tables.
when they cam back, we had a feast of our own. 2nd time we had a major eating gathering in our bunk. well, its always special to eat with so many people. as in, how many a times in life do u live in the same room with so many people?
please don suspect that i am a gay, i am straight ok.
now at one of a camp in jurong. today is the actual commencement of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good Part II. so sianz.. can only get to go back home tmro morning.
niah ma eh tamagochi~~ i just
Sunday, June 26, 2005
when i was in Sec 4, i was appointed as the Welfare IC. and i nvr tuang hor~
i dutily organised events for my class though i don have much creativity. mostly just chalets and bbq. but least i organised events regularly becoz i like the feeling when i see frans keeping up with good old times.
even after sec sch, which was like 1, 2, 3.. oh my god, 6 years ago. i still 'keep up' as my appointment as Welfare IC and organised bbqs or chalets maybe once or twice a year. starting still very on. can do it once or twice a year. slowly and gradually u realise things are drifting apart so perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance i tink i am getting lazier to oragnise also haha. anyway after 2 years of absence, i was back again to organise a simple bbq yesterday night.
its actually very simple to organise one bbq one. Not difficult at all~~
- spend out tonnes of sms to ur classmates and inform them of the event.
- last time i inexperience so i will try to find a date to accomodate most of them. later i realise that no matter when u hold the bbq, some still cant make it. so i smart liao. just fix on a fucking date.
- some cannot go and i appreciate the effort that they at least reply me back and say they got somethin on. some i just basically take it as i waste 5 cents on them.
- send out sms again to the people to confirm the date, place and time.
- answer miscellanous questions by each individual. during this times it will be better if they just call me. coz when they sms me, tink by that time it will be the 80th sms i send out jus regarding the bbq alone.
- buy chicken to marinate. buy food. buy charcoal all these shit. coz these are heavy stuff so bo bian go to buy them myself coz heng heng that day got car. (and thx to my Ex-Welfare member for helping me out haha)
overall its not difficult at all wat right? anyway wana say thanks to all who came. it was an enjoyable event. hope this kind of gathering can carry on. but i would also hope someone else can organise nx time haha..
i dutily organised events for my class though i don have much creativity. mostly just chalets and bbq. but least i organised events regularly becoz i like the feeling when i see frans keeping up with good old times.
even after sec sch, which was like 1, 2, 3.. oh my god, 6 years ago. i still 'keep up' as my appointment as Welfare IC and organised bbqs or chalets maybe once or twice a year. starting still very on. can do it once or twice a year. slowly and gradually u realise things are drifting apart so perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance i tink i am getting lazier to oragnise also haha. anyway after 2 years of absence, i was back again to organise a simple bbq yesterday night.
its actually very simple to organise one bbq one. Not difficult at all~~
- spend out tonnes of sms to ur classmates and inform them of the event.
- last time i inexperience so i will try to find a date to accomodate most of them. later i realise that no matter when u hold the bbq, some still cant make it. so i smart liao. just fix on a fucking date.
- some cannot go and i appreciate the effort that they at least reply me back and say they got somethin on. some i just basically take it as i waste 5 cents on them.
- send out sms again to the people to confirm the date, place and time.
- answer miscellanous questions by each individual. during this times it will be better if they just call me. coz when they sms me, tink by that time it will be the 80th sms i send out jus regarding the bbq alone.
- buy chicken to marinate. buy food. buy charcoal all these shit. coz these are heavy stuff so bo bian go to buy them myself coz heng heng that day got car. (and thx to my Ex-Welfare member for helping me out haha)
overall its not difficult at all wat right? anyway wana say thanks to all who came. it was an enjoyable event. hope this kind of gathering can carry on. but i would also hope someone else can organise nx time haha..
Friday, June 24, 2005
currently at one of a camp in jurong. guess wat am i doing here?
well, its the Return of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good Part II.
been here umpteen times for umpteen times of don-know-why-the-fuck-am-i-here rehearsal. job is to justfuckin get the cars to park in the fucking carpark. HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT CAN THAT FUCKING BE?!?!?
pardon me~ you see.. just don really understand at all dey~ anyway so here i am blogging away in one of its library. life is just so beautiful dont ya think *wink
evrytime come here just for rehearsal & rehearsal & rehearsal &...
see, even you are getting bored just by lookin at me type 'rehearsal'. imagine the poor old little me experiencing it 'Live' & exlusive in one of the camp in Jurong.
N WAIT~!! theres more to come. dinner is intended so which means, i can only leave thisfucking camp at night..
N WAIT~!! theres more.. gotta go back to camp b4 i can book out. so wat more can u expect? free dinner free transoprtation.. *WU~!!
i jus simplyfucking hate love army and how i wished i can hurry ORD and get the fuck out of here stay here even if i ORD.
well, its the Return of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good Part II.
been here umpteen times for umpteen times of don-know-why-the-fuck-am-i-here rehearsal. job is to just
pardon me~ you see.. just don really understand at all dey~ anyway so here i am blogging away in one of its library. life is just so beautiful dont ya think *wink
evrytime come here just for rehearsal & rehearsal & rehearsal &...
see, even you are getting bored just by lookin at me type 'rehearsal'. imagine the poor old little me experiencing it 'Live' & exlusive in one of the camp in Jurong.
N WAIT~!! theres more to come. dinner is intended so which means, i can only leave this
N WAIT~!! theres more.. gotta go back to camp b4 i can book out. so wat more can u expect? free dinner free transoprtation.. *WU~!!
i jus simply
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
there always comes a point in life when you know that you have to start thinkin about the future. i knew this rule since sec school. its just that i am always lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
when i mean think about wat i want to really achieve in life. it is not like on monday, you feel like being a lawyer. then 2 weeks later on tuesday u started to feel like you are better off as a pilot. Wednesday Chef, thursday policeman, fri stockbroker, sat hotel attendant, come sunday i will ask you to FUCK OFF.
its not jus a brief moment's thought of wat u wana be or do in future. it means really commiting in order to achieve wat you wana be.
cause seriously, i don wana end up being a G.F.N. (Good For Nothing)
when you were young, you no need to think so much one, the road is aready lay out swee swee for you liao. kindergarten then go primary school then go secondary school then either go poly or jc then ns. where got need for you to worry?
in Secondary School i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future but was lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
in Polytechnic i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future but was lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
Now in NS i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future and i know its time i seriously take the further step ahead.
it may be considered quite late that i taken that further step. some started taking it in sec school, some in pri school. but wat the heck. The runner that starts running first doesnt always end up first at the Finishing Line.
but the essence of disadvantage is surely there.
i wana achieve something in life~~!~!!~!!@!!!
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once i heard a joke from a fran. it was meant as a joke betwen the two of them. nothing too aggressive.
Tom said to Peter," Hey do you know you suck at everything you do? you cant play sports, you are stupid. there is basically nothing that you are good at."
Peter to Tom," Where got~~~ at least i am good at something. i am Good for Nothing."
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ok i admit, my mistake. wasnt that funny at all.. my apologies..
when i mean think about wat i want to really achieve in life. it is not like on monday, you feel like being a lawyer. then 2 weeks later on tuesday u started to feel like you are better off as a pilot. Wednesday Chef, thursday policeman, fri stockbroker, sat hotel attendant, come sunday i will ask you to FUCK OFF.
its not jus a brief moment's thought of wat u wana be or do in future. it means really commiting in order to achieve wat you wana be.
cause seriously, i don wana end up being a G.F.N. (Good For Nothing)
when you were young, you no need to think so much one, the road is aready lay out swee swee for you liao. kindergarten then go primary school then go secondary school then either go poly or jc then ns. where got need for you to worry?
in Secondary School i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future but was lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
in Polytechnic i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future but was lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
Now in NS i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future and i know its time i seriously take the further step ahead.
it may be considered quite late that i taken that further step. some started taking it in sec school, some in pri school. but wat the heck. The runner that starts running first doesnt always end up first at the Finishing Line.
but the essence of disadvantage is surely there.
i wana achieve something in life~~!~!!~!!@!!!
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once i heard a joke from a fran. it was meant as a joke betwen the two of them. nothing too aggressive.
Tom said to Peter," Hey do you know you suck at everything you do? you cant play sports, you are stupid. there is basically nothing that you are good at."
Peter to Tom," Where got~~~ at least i am good at something. i am Good for Nothing."
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ok i admit, my mistake. wasnt that funny at all.. my apologies..
Thursday, June 16, 2005
wo.. my buddy is advertising for "soul mates". for more details on this cute looking dude, click here.
Note: Visit at own risk. Applicants must be of course of female gender & at least 1.65m and above, mature looking and don speak in a fucking "teh" voice. not too fat coz he is quite askinny fit fellow. when he takes off his clothes, he is so fit till you can see "pa li", above "liu li", below "liang li".
must be a big eater coz he basically eats an elephant for evry meal.
Gays are a big No-No.
Lesbians are welcome.
Must be cat lovers... ok never mind. at least you musnt hate cats.
Must know how to kill cockcroaches coz.... well... never mind..
Benefits of having him as your soul mate:
-No need for alarm clock coz he is willing to wake you up anytime u wan, 24/7.
-Even if you are 40 yrs old, you can don worry. he will pamper you till u feel like you are 16.
-You can take him as ur anger vending machine coz he has such a nice temper till he smiles even if you kick histesticles balls two neighbours beside his brother ah wat the hell. just know that he has a good temper la.
** some of the contents in this manual may differ from the real guy depending on the time of the week.
** The management has the right to replace the ideal guy in package with another of similar value.
No 30 days money back.
Note: Visit at own risk. Applicants must be of course of female gender & at least 1.65m and above, mature looking and don speak in a fucking "teh" voice. not too fat coz he is quite a
must be a big eater coz he basically eats an elephant for evry meal.
Gays are a big No-No.
Lesbians are welcome.
Must be cat lovers... ok never mind. at least you musnt hate cats.
Must know how to kill cockcroaches coz.... well... never mind..
Benefits of having him as your soul mate:
-No need for alarm clock coz he is willing to wake you up anytime u wan, 24/7.
-Even if you are 40 yrs old, you can don worry. he will pamper you till u feel like you are 16.
-You can take him as ur anger vending machine coz he has such a nice temper till he smiles even if you kick his
** some of the contents in this manual may differ from the real guy depending on the time of the week.
** The management has the right to replace the ideal guy in package with another of similar value.
No 30 days money back.
Monday, June 13, 2005
decided to blog on a simple to spell yet very important word to remember: Promise
Promise: A verbal commitment by one person to another agreeing to do (or not to do) something in the future
whenever you promise someone something, it is your duty to fulfill it whether you like it a not since you aready given ur word and in return you gain the other party's trust. am i right to say that?
so unless under any situation where you have to break it, then better pray that its an understandable excuse.
anyway, lets search for a person who doesnt keep his promise.. hmm.. k i found one. yes, its me.
m-e, me. i realise i promise things easier than fulfilling it. thats my bad point. and yes, its my worst point i guess.
but sometimes i think its bcoz of my behaviour of being straight forward. so evrytime there is anythin on my head, i will jus say it out. E.G.(n i mean example cause my head is clueless now on wat examples to give) i say i wan to go eat kfc tonight.(cause there really is an sudden urge in my head that i wana eat). so i jus phase it out accordingly. "i wana eat kfc tonight"
but in the end, at night i may not wana eat kfc anymore. so somehow or rather, i have broken my promise. so in this case ladies and gentleman, wouldnt it be better if i phase my thinkin as "i have a sudden urge to eat kfc tonight. but lets wait till dinner comes then we will decide wat we should eat"
see somehow or rather second phase is better. but being the dumb old me, i always somehow say things out that is on my mind without thinkin so somehow or rather.. em.. haha.. well.. inquired the wrath of someone and its not anyone else, but certain special somone.
so i would like to say sorry cause i think certain special someone is affected by it. anyway jus bloggin out this to all of you peeps that keeping ur promise is an important thing to do. having a sudden urge to do somethin in ur head is something that evryone will experience. but think i would have to learn to phase my urge-s properly haha..
Promise: A verbal commitment by one person to another agreeing to do (or not to do) something in the future
whenever you promise someone something, it is your duty to fulfill it whether you like it a not since you aready given ur word and in return you gain the other party's trust. am i right to say that?
so unless under any situation where you have to break it, then better pray that its an understandable excuse.
anyway, lets search for a person who doesnt keep his promise.. hmm.. k i found one. yes, its me.
m-e, me. i realise i promise things easier than fulfilling it. thats my bad point. and yes, its my worst point i guess.
but sometimes i think its bcoz of my behaviour of being straight forward. so evrytime there is anythin on my head, i will jus say it out. E.G.(n i mean example cause my head is clueless now on wat examples to give) i say i wan to go eat kfc tonight.(cause there really is an sudden urge in my head that i wana eat). so i jus phase it out accordingly. "i wana eat kfc tonight"
but in the end, at night i may not wana eat kfc anymore. so somehow or rather, i have broken my promise. so in this case ladies and gentleman, wouldnt it be better if i phase my thinkin as "i have a sudden urge to eat kfc tonight. but lets wait till dinner comes then we will decide wat we should eat"
see somehow or rather second phase is better. but being the dumb old me, i always somehow say things out that is on my mind without thinkin so somehow or rather.. em.. haha.. well.. inquired the wrath of someone and its not anyone else, but certain special somone.
so i would like to say sorry cause i think certain special someone is affected by it. anyway jus bloggin out this to all of you peeps that keeping ur promise is an important thing to do. having a sudden urge to do somethin in ur head is something that evryone will experience. but think i would have to learn to phase my urge-s properly haha..
Paiseh~
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
so free that i basically read a lot of people's blog today. basically all of them i dont know who they are at all. realise there are really a lot of fantastic bloggers out there.
actually this few weeks got an urge to revamp my blog to somethin new. too bad i don like to use those default blog skins from other place cause i like originality. but to support originality, i need the skills and knowledge to so-called create one design myself which i am lacking haha.. so hopefully can learn by myself. explore the world of using alphabets and numbers to create fascinating stuff.
ok, of course thats just ideally. ideally i want to have the most fantastic blog in the whole world.
but realistically i am stuck with a ugly background and one Legolas from LOTR. zzZZZzz..
one wise man once told me something about 'realistically' and 'ideally'. this wise man goes by the surname of Hong. and don worry, i am not saying myself in this case, its my brother.
Ideally: The idea of something that is perfect; something that one hopes to attain
Realistically: In a realistic manner; present state
ideally, i wanted to be a millionaire since young and earn my first million by 23.
realistically i am nowhere, stuck with a screw up diploma and earning a miserable 0.7k from our government. and guess wat?
i am 22 now with only 1 year remaining hoping for a miracle to happen. flippin thru my bank book, i realise i am not so far away from my target after all. just $998, 400 away from my first million. not so jialat whattt~~ one year leh. can la. buy toto evry month. if evry month strike once, think by 5 months can get my million le..
see.. thats ideally again. realistically i think i will be stuck with that figures for the rest of my NS life. just cant wait to get back my little precious pink IC. i have forgotten how i look like when i had my pink IC liao. saddening :(
ideally i intended to go overseas when i was in sec school, even poly. but realistically thinkin now, i think it wont be worth the trip, the money, the evrything. wat i wan is just to get the degree. yes, evryone just wans to get hold of a degree. thanks to the goverment, its ok if you really don have work performance, we only recognise degree. which means black and white paper.
even in camp, my men will complain about how good our life is , the Specialists la, officers la etc. our life seems much better than them. very soon, they start to realise the fact of life, the fact of sg government and they start saying, "bo bian.. who ask me live in singapore. who ask why singapore government only recognise diplomas, degrees and will only think that people are useful only if they have EDUCATION. who ask me mai tuck chae(dont study) during school"
it may seem like vengeful words but they do make a point. tts y bo bian la, me need to get the degree no matter wat. but go overseas no money and i am not guarantee to have a good income when i come back so i guess i will settle for a local private degree.
ya the reason why since i studyin locally, then why not get a degree in NTU or NUS is because bo bian~~ mai tuck chae during poly. andta ma de wa lao, apply for 2 years, both years also kana rejected. evrytime reject letter still type till so swee swee siah.
Thanks for applying with XXX. We thanks you for recognising XXX and appying with us. But however due to strong competition we are sad to inform.......
write so muchfucking crap. just tell me i am not accepted la knn.
and worse still, need to pay 20 dollars evry year just for people to write rejection letter to me.. really #&@(^&(%$~!!!!
actually this few weeks got an urge to revamp my blog to somethin new. too bad i don like to use those default blog skins from other place cause i like originality. but to support originality, i need the skills and knowledge to so-called create one design myself which i am lacking haha.. so hopefully can learn by myself. explore the world of using alphabets and numbers to create fascinating stuff.
ok, of course thats just ideally. ideally i want to have the most fantastic blog in the whole world.
but realistically i am stuck with a ugly background and one Legolas from LOTR. zzZZZzz..
one wise man once told me something about 'realistically' and 'ideally'. this wise man goes by the surname of Hong. and don worry, i am not saying myself in this case, its my brother.
Ideally: The idea of something that is perfect; something that one hopes to attain
Realistically: In a realistic manner; present state
ideally, i wanted to be a millionaire since young and earn my first million by 23.
realistically i am nowhere, stuck with a screw up diploma and earning a miserable 0.7k from our government. and guess wat?
i am 22 now with only 1 year remaining hoping for a miracle to happen. flippin thru my bank book, i realise i am not so far away from my target after all. just $998, 400 away from my first million. not so jialat whattt~~ one year leh. can la. buy toto evry month. if evry month strike once, think by 5 months can get my million le..
see.. thats ideally again. realistically i think i will be stuck with that figures for the rest of my NS life. just cant wait to get back my little precious pink IC. i have forgotten how i look like when i had my pink IC liao. saddening :(
ideally i intended to go overseas when i was in sec school, even poly. but realistically thinkin now, i think it wont be worth the trip, the money, the evrything. wat i wan is just to get the degree. yes, evryone just wans to get hold of a degree. thanks to the goverment, its ok if you really don have work performance, we only recognise degree. which means black and white paper.
even in camp, my men will complain about how good our life is , the Specialists la, officers la etc. our life seems much better than them. very soon, they start to realise the fact of life, the fact of sg government and they start saying, "bo bian.. who ask me live in singapore. who ask why singapore government only recognise diplomas, degrees and will only think that people are useful only if they have EDUCATION. who ask me mai tuck chae(dont study) during school"
it may seem like vengeful words but they do make a point. tts y bo bian la, me need to get the degree no matter wat. but go overseas no money and i am not guarantee to have a good income when i come back so i guess i will settle for a local private degree.
ya the reason why since i studyin locally, then why not get a degree in NTU or NUS is because bo bian~~ mai tuck chae during poly. and
Thanks for applying with XXX. We thanks you for recognising XXX and appying with us. But however due to strong competition we are sad to inform.......
write so much
and worse still, need to pay 20 dollars evry year just for people to write rejection letter to me.. really #&@(^&(%$~!!!!
Sunday, June 05, 2005
What a FUN FILLED SUNDAY~!
first, i woke at 11am, had breakfast.
second, i on my pc(which i now tink is an essential thing i cant live without) and watch anime.
third, i cant tahan the great fun filled sunday and so i went to sleep.
fourth, i woke up again at 330pm bcoz of my father award winning singing voice. seriously, he has quite a good voice. but bcoz he trains for competitions, so basically he sings the fucking few same songs over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over AAGGGAAIINNNNNN~~~
so imagine how sianz that is. i can now even recite some of the lyrics in those songs. luckily he doesnt sing POP songs like Jay chou or wat or not i sure boycott those songs..
anyway being thefucker nice behaved son that i am, i turn on and blasted my mp3.
who knows soon after my door open..
"AH QIANG~!! Wei shen meh ni de ge kai de zhe meh da sheng? Wo ting bu dao wo zai chang shen meh~~"
"Bo bian la, ting bu dao wo de ge~"
so my father lan lan close back the door.. i thought, perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance that ah Qiang has won the battle. but i was wrong.. my father blasted the living room's 2 '20 cm by 150' cm' standing on the floor speakers imported from Shanghai, China.
i lost..
no, my 2 '6cm by 15 cm' placed on the table Creative speakers lost.. We lost terribly..
now my father is still singing happily in the living room while me, as i am typin, unconsciously sang along with him.. wat the fuck is happening to me~
if i carry on like this, think nx time my frans will be hearing me singing Shi Wu de Yue Liang in K box.
first, i woke at 11am, had breakfast.
second, i on my pc(which i now tink is an essential thing i cant live without) and watch anime.
third, i cant tahan the great fun filled sunday and so i went to sleep.
fourth, i woke up again at 330pm bcoz of my father award winning singing voice. seriously, he has quite a good voice. but bcoz he trains for competitions, so basically he sings the fucking few same songs over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over AAGGGAAIINNNNNN~~~
so imagine how sianz that is. i can now even recite some of the lyrics in those songs. luckily he doesnt sing POP songs like Jay chou or wat or not i sure boycott those songs..
anyway being the
who knows soon after my door open..
"AH QIANG~!! Wei shen meh ni de ge kai de zhe meh da sheng? Wo ting bu dao wo zai chang shen meh~~"
"Bo bian la, ting bu dao wo de ge~"
so my father lan lan close back the door.. i thought, perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance that ah Qiang has won the battle. but i was wrong.. my father blasted the living room's 2 '20 cm by 150' cm' standing on the floor speakers imported from Shanghai, China.
i lost..
no, my 2 '6cm by 15 cm' placed on the table Creative speakers lost.. We lost terribly..
now my father is still singing happily in the living room while me, as i am typin, unconsciously sang along with him.. wat the fuck is happening to me~
if i carry on like this, think nx time my frans will be hearing me singing Shi Wu de Yue Liang in K box.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Niah ma eh Tamagochi~~
wat the hell siah~wat is going on man~~
jus read another story on Newpaper. jus saw a link which my fran sent me thru email. its an article posted in Feburary. K poh please click here
wat is the person thinkin dey~~ that person is bloody stupid le~~
and please!!
i am not refering to the teacher, i am refering to the BLOODY MALE STUDENT. he is really one big toot le. got pretty gal rape you you also kpkb. no wonder. 13 years-old only..
trust me folks. let me now illustrate to you a scenario.
Scenario A
Boy X (Age 12-14) walks in a quiet alley. He was attacked from behind. The attacker was pulling his pants and shirt off. He struggles to keep them intact. He turn and saw his attacker. It was a fucking chio and sexy woman raping him. He screams for help, cries as he was manipulated front to back, back to front. He reports to the police after that.
Scenario B
Man Y (Age 20 - 40) walks in a quiet alley. He was attacked from behind. The attacker was pulling his pants and shirt off. He struggles to keep them intact. He turns and saw his attacker. It was a fucking chio and sexy woman raping him. He lets out a horny sound and helps the attacker to take off evrything as he was manipulated frront to back, back to front. He takes down the attacker's contact number for future 'transactions'.
so wat does this story tells you?
that 13-years old is too young to understand what is callsex one of the 7 miracles of the world.
oh ya btw, in case you misunderstood. if I were to walk in a quiet alley and was attacked from behind. When i turn and saw its a fucking chio and sexy woman.
I will scream for help ;P
jus read another story on Newpaper. jus saw a link which my fran sent me thru email. its an article posted in Feburary. K poh please click here
wat is the person thinkin dey~~ that person is bloody stupid le~~
and please!!
i am not refering to the teacher, i am refering to the BLOODY MALE STUDENT. he is really one big toot le. got pretty gal rape you you also kpkb. no wonder. 13 years-old only..
trust me folks. let me now illustrate to you a scenario.
Scenario A
Boy X (Age 12-14) walks in a quiet alley. He was attacked from behind. The attacker was pulling his pants and shirt off. He struggles to keep them intact. He turn and saw his attacker. It was a fucking chio and sexy woman raping him. He screams for help, cries as he was manipulated front to back, back to front. He reports to the police after that.
Scenario B
Man Y (Age 20 - 40) walks in a quiet alley. He was attacked from behind. The attacker was pulling his pants and shirt off. He struggles to keep them intact. He turns and saw his attacker. It was a fucking chio and sexy woman raping him. He lets out a horny sound and helps the attacker to take off evrything as he was manipulated frront to back, back to front. He takes down the attacker's contact number for future 'transactions'.
so wat does this story tells you?
that 13-years old is too young to understand what is call
oh ya btw, in case you misunderstood. if I were to walk in a quiet alley and was attacked from behind. When i turn and saw its a fucking chio and sexy woman.
I will scream for help ;P
Sunday, May 29, 2005
i am sick.
sick as in not that sick that you refering to.
eg. That guy is sick. He likes to wear woman's undies.
my sick is refering to 'Not in good physical or mental health'
eg. He is not feeling well. He must be sick.
now the time is 1245 hours. i started this this blog at 1227 hours. know why got such a big time gap?
but before i say, i wonder whether when people are sick, do they hope that perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance that someone special would appear and and take care of them?
well i do, at least when i started out on this entry. nvr to think halfway thru someone called me. yes, certain special someone called me with an intent of taking care of a sick person which in this scenario is Yours Truthfully. yes, its Lim Peh.
haha so happy.
I dont mind falling sick everyday..
sick as in not that sick that you refering to.
eg. That guy is sick. He likes to wear woman's undies.
my sick is refering to 'Not in good physical or mental health'
eg. He is not feeling well. He must be sick.
now the time is 1245 hours. i started this this blog at 1227 hours. know why got such a big time gap?
but before i say, i wonder whether when people are sick, do they hope that perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance that someone special would appear and and take care of them?
well i do, at least when i started out on this entry. nvr to think halfway thru someone called me. yes, certain special someone called me with an intent of taking care of a sick person which in this scenario is Yours Truthfully. yes, its Lim Peh.
haha so happy.
I dont mind falling sick everyday..
Saturday, May 21, 2005
certain special someone is studying right now. certain special someone ask me to blog. certain special someone says she wana read my blog.
so i am now blogging for certain special someone.
saw a recent issue again on the newspaper. if i am not wrong, it should be either on ytd newpaper or the day before ytd.
it reads "More than 70% of women undergrads polled say male undergrads are immature and whine a lot". to read more on thisfucking crap interesting survey, click here
oh so i see, sgporean gals think that sgporean guys needs to grow up? well, perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance they are correct. perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance Sgporean gals really grow so fast. well coz wat ya know?
since the age of 17 i learnt the fact that you should never ever under any circumstances or situation make a woman pissed off or in any way irritated or annoyed by you.
learnt this fact by heart and perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance you can save ur arse from being the chicken that is being slaughtered by gals who are in the heat of gossiping about guys.
but i can conclude something too. the person who started thisfucking crap interesting survey must be a her. and i can confirm plus guarantee she must have been ditched lately by a guy. when she was ditched, the guy must have said to her how childish she was, how insensitive she was. after finally coolin down and gettin over it. perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance she was thinkin all the while to herself it wasnt her fault at all. the guy was too childish instead. so out of revenge, she started this fucking crap interesting survey.
anyway, when i read this survey, i do agree with some of the things the article wrote. some guys do whine about stuff. well, who doesnt? but of course you dont whine excessively. maybe just whine a bit la, then after that, jolly well get ur arse moving to get the job done.
nvm, i wont wana say too much coz when i was 17, i learnt the fact that you should never ever under any circumstances or situation make a woman pissed off or in any way irritated or annoyed by you.
Especially when certain special someone is a her too. wait she don wan talk to me haha..
so watever i wan to say, i will jus write it in a piece of paper and throw away and forget it.
Cheers to mankind~
so i am now blogging for certain special someone.
saw a recent issue again on the newspaper. if i am not wrong, it should be either on ytd newpaper or the day before ytd.
it reads "More than 70% of women undergrads polled say male undergrads are immature and whine a lot". to read more on this
oh so i see, sgporean gals think that sgporean guys needs to grow up? well, perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance they are correct. perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance Sgporean gals really grow so fast. well coz wat ya know?
since the age of 17 i learnt the fact that you should never ever under any circumstances or situation make a woman pissed off or in any way irritated or annoyed by you.
learnt this fact by heart and perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance you can save ur arse from being the chicken that is being slaughtered by gals who are in the heat of gossiping about guys.
but i can conclude something too. the person who started this
anyway, when i read this survey, i do agree with some of the things the article wrote. some guys do whine about stuff. well, who doesnt? but of course you dont whine excessively. maybe just whine a bit la, then after that, jolly well get ur arse moving to get the job done.
nvm, i wont wana say too much coz when i was 17, i learnt the fact that you should never ever under any circumstances or situation make a woman pissed off or in any way irritated or annoyed by you.
Especially when certain special someone is a her too. wait she don wan talk to me haha..
so watever i wan to say, i will jus write it in a piece of paper and throw away and forget it.
Cheers to mankind~
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
just a few days ago, i happen to saw this issue on the Channel 8 news on teenage gals cuddling gals and kissing each other and then having their photos posted on the Net.
I was laughing, i was smirking. I was laughing and smirking at the thousands and thousands of Sgporean parents.
to me, 7 out of 10 parents who send their kids to the same sex school (i.e. daughter to all gals' school/son to all boys' school) has only one reason.
Don want them to fall in love so fast and affect their studies. am i right? or am i wrong? tell me i don knw.
perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance they don wan their son to fall in love with a gal at such a young age. affect their studies, affect their childhood. want them to score good good in their exams. the so-called chinese 'Wang zi chen long, Wang nu chen feng'
so, they sent their daughter to an ALL GALS SCHOOL and son to ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
'All will be safe' they thought. no gals or boys to distract them and make them fall in love and such a young age.
and now? great, they've done it. their daughters are falling in love with gals and their sons are falling in love with guys. backside itchy right? send them to normal school then most probably evrythin will be fine. most probably their daughter will realise how cute the guy sitting opposite him is. most probably their son will realise how pretty the gal sitting opposite him is. and most probably evrythin will turn out fine.
of course, i am not sayin all those in same sex school will turn out to be the so-called i-like-people-of-my-sex category but i am saying some.. i wont wana offend anyone just by saying wat i feel in my blog haha..
oops.. certain special someone message me le. i have a dinner with certain special somone. and just in case you wana know, certain special someone is a female, its a her. i thank my parents for sending me into a gals-mix-boys secondary school. i thank my parents for letting me realise how cute gals can be.. Happy Mother's day and Happy Father's day
haha~
I was laughing, i was smirking. I was laughing and smirking at the thousands and thousands of Sgporean parents.
to me, 7 out of 10 parents who send their kids to the same sex school (i.e. daughter to all gals' school/son to all boys' school) has only one reason.
Don want them to fall in love so fast and affect their studies. am i right? or am i wrong? tell me i don knw.
perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance they don wan their son to fall in love with a gal at such a young age. affect their studies, affect their childhood. want them to score good good in their exams. the so-called chinese 'Wang zi chen long, Wang nu chen feng'
so, they sent their daughter to an ALL GALS SCHOOL and son to ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
'All will be safe' they thought. no gals or boys to distract them and make them fall in love and such a young age.
and now? great, they've done it. their daughters are falling in love with gals and their sons are falling in love with guys. backside itchy right? send them to normal school then most probably evrythin will be fine. most probably their daughter will realise how cute the guy sitting opposite him is. most probably their son will realise how pretty the gal sitting opposite him is. and most probably evrythin will turn out fine.
of course, i am not sayin all those in same sex school will turn out to be the so-called i-like-people-of-my-sex category but i am saying some.. i wont wana offend anyone just by saying wat i feel in my blog haha..
oops.. certain special someone message me le. i have a dinner with certain special somone. and just in case you wana know, certain special someone is a female, its a her. i thank my parents for sending me into a gals-mix-boys secondary school. i thank my parents for letting me realise how cute gals can be.. Happy Mother's day and Happy Father's day
haha~
Sunday, May 15, 2005
been seriously long since i last blogged.
my arse still hurts from the tackles i made on thur during my Inter-Coy Soccer Competition. oh btw, in case u wonder how i got the injuries, here's a rough explanation on the scenario:
Scenario : this handsome and cute guy got hold of the ball(which is me) and then a hideous lookin freak tried to get the ball away(which is that guy). he couldnt get the ball coz the handsome and cute guy was way too good for him. so, this hideous looking freak grabbed the handsome and cute guy by his balls. and though this handsome and cute guy was a tough guy, he couldnt find ways to train his balls so off course it hurts. so of course he lets go off the ball. Hideous lookin freak took the ball away. Handsome and cute guy was angry, he was fucking jet so of course he chased, he ran after him. once on target, he flew and slided from 3 metres away. the ground cruelly made contact with his cute arse. he could feel his skin burning at the grass. and after the match, he realised how bad his arse hurts.
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Sunday, May 08, 2005
The term `to wear your heart on your sleeve` originated in the Middle Ages when young people drew names from a bowl to see who their Valentines would be. They would then wear the names pinned on their sleeves for a week. The phrase now means that it is easy for people for people to know how you are feeling.
saw this statement on last month's edition of ****** where they featured this Ex-Mediacorp actress who has a petite figure butbig boobs non-terrestrial upper physique.
just reformatted my damn PC finally. i hate computers so much yet i cant live without them. logging at least once every 2 days has been aninevitable matter to me. wan to siam also cannot siam thing to me.
wat have you been doing this weekend?
i spend mine fruitfully haha. had a really good meal yesterday at this certain hotel. it was a pre-mother's day celebration. total up to a cost of $320~
wo, thats a lot. lucky it was free. my brother had a food voucher of $300. or not you think we would choose to eat such a meal?
this afternoon overheard one conversation which involved my mother and one of herlao chio fran mature & pretty looking fran. they were talkin about mother's day. apparently this mature & pretty looking fran invited her mum for a dinner.
and her mother replied "Ah Mui ah, wats so special about this day ah? if we 365 days only eat on this day i die liao loh. no need eat la.."
ok.. why did i say this out? doesnt make any sense at all haha. anyway wish all Mothers Happy Mother's Day..
wtf.. say for wat?!
as if any mother would bother lookin at a young punk's blog.
oh ya by the way, nice song right? certain special someone gave it to me. i just loved the melody.. but she did told me to take it off coz wat the hell?
such a melody and you mixed it with Legolas from Lord of The Ring.. hahhaa..
i like le~~`
saw this statement on last month's edition of ****** where they featured this Ex-Mediacorp actress who has a petite figure but
just reformatted my damn PC finally. i hate computers so much yet i cant live without them. logging at least once every 2 days has been an
wat have you been doing this weekend?
i spend mine fruitfully haha. had a really good meal yesterday at this certain hotel. it was a pre-mother's day celebration. total up to a cost of $320~
wo, thats a lot. lucky it was free. my brother had a food voucher of $300. or not you think we would choose to eat such a meal?
this afternoon overheard one conversation which involved my mother and one of her
and her mother replied "Ah Mui ah, wats so special about this day ah? if we 365 days only eat on this day i die liao loh. no need eat la.."
ok.. why did i say this out? doesnt make any sense at all haha. anyway wish all Mothers Happy Mother's Day..
wtf.. say for wat?!
as if any mother would bother lookin at a young punk's blog.
oh ya by the way, nice song right? certain special someone gave it to me. i just loved the melody.. but she did told me to take it off coz wat the hell?
such a melody and you mixed it with Legolas from Lord of The Ring.. hahhaa..
i like le~~`
Thursday, May 05, 2005
When i cant hear wat i say, its called sickening.
When its noisy, its called vexing.
When its quiet, its called soothing.
But when its too quiet, its called something is going wrong.
anyway, talk a bit about my NS life lately. Lately? hmm.. sounds too troublesome. how about i tell you what i have been doing yesterday?
recieve confirmation news that we will be helping out in Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good at one of an major event where someone had passed away.
bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was realy really damn busy yesterday. bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was really really sianz when i was doing the rehearsal yesterday night. (and yes, we had a rehearsal for that). bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was the marshaller for the actual day. bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, bcoz i was the marshaller, i was made to stand like an idiot coz obviously you know its night, and at such a place, how manyfucking cars are you expecting??!!
bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was real tired when i reach camp at 11pm ytd night. bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i heard my man commenting "Wa seh, even my ah gong pass away also not so glamourous."
well, he had no offence, just that maybe, possibly, perhaps it wasnt an evryday affair that we see. it was only on movie when we see this type of things. a high ranking soldier pass away, then will have military band, parade n so on.. really quite dramatic.
later on this evening got to go down to the place where this major event is held again. got to go down this evening for another routine of controlling the road traffic on a road with no cars.
When its noisy, its called vexing.
When its quiet, its called soothing.
But when its too quiet, its called something is going wrong.
anyway, talk a bit about my NS life lately. Lately? hmm.. sounds too troublesome. how about i tell you what i have been doing yesterday?
recieve confirmation news that we will be helping out in Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good at one of an major event where someone had passed away.
bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was realy really damn busy yesterday. bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was really really sianz when i was doing the rehearsal yesterday night. (and yes, we had a rehearsal for that). bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was the marshaller for the actual day. bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, bcoz i was the marshaller, i was made to stand like an idiot coz obviously you know its night, and at such a place, how many
bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i was real tired when i reach camp at 11pm ytd night. bcoz of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good, i heard my man commenting "Wa seh, even my ah gong pass away also not so glamourous."
well, he had no offence, just that maybe, possibly, perhaps it wasnt an evryday affair that we see. it was only on movie when we see this type of things. a high ranking soldier pass away, then will have military band, parade n so on.. really quite dramatic.
later on this evening got to go down to the place where this major event is held again. got to go down this evening for another routine of controlling the road traffic on a road with no cars.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
had a wonderful day with certain special someone and frans at Sentosa. But next time we go in, I swear I will not go in unless i am driving in myself. Taking public transport in was a BIG BIG mistake dude.
Go in got so many people, so crowded, so hot.
Come out also got so many people, so crowded, but this time it was raining.
For the first time in 22 years of my life, i didnt get tan at all despite the hours out in the hot sun. Thanks to the sun block from certain special someone.
Perhaps, maybe, possibly, got a slight chance that i may get to like using sun block.
had dinner at AMK steamboat. Dinner was good. Least dinner was very the dinner-like. Least dinner made me felt full.
*Note: Story from hereby on may not be fully understood by all. Read at your own risk. Beware of contracting C.D.D. (Chronical Disease of Don-Know-Wat-The-Fuck-He-Is-Saying-At-All)
Was planning to go to my Good Fran's newly opened Pub By The Sea. But for 6 hours, Good Fran nvr replied he will be there a not. Good Fran nvr confirmed at all. So Good Fran's fran decided to spend the rest of the night with certain special someone who wasnt feeling well.
Good Fran's fran was at fault also. Despite being Good Fran's fran, he nvr went down to his Good Fran's Pub By The Sea before to help out in any form of way. Perhaps, this certain Good Fran's fran has his commitments as well.
People get busier as they grow up. People tend to meet up less as they grow up.
But note, Good Fran's fran has always cherished this franship and is making an effort to meet up whenever possible.
PEace to aLL~
Go in got so many people, so crowded, so hot.
Come out also got so many people, so crowded, but this time it was raining.
For the first time in 22 years of my life, i didnt get tan at all despite the hours out in the hot sun. Thanks to the sun block from certain special someone.
Perhaps, maybe, possibly, got a slight chance that i may get to like using sun block.
had dinner at AMK steamboat. Dinner was good. Least dinner was very the dinner-like. Least dinner made me felt full.
*Note: Story from hereby on may not be fully understood by all. Read at your own risk. Beware of contracting C.D.D. (Chronical Disease of Don-Know-Wat-The-Fuck-He-Is-Saying-At-All)
Was planning to go to my Good Fran's newly opened Pub By The Sea. But for 6 hours, Good Fran nvr replied he will be there a not. Good Fran nvr confirmed at all. So Good Fran's fran decided to spend the rest of the night with certain special someone who wasnt feeling well.
Good Fran's fran was at fault also. Despite being Good Fran's fran, he nvr went down to his Good Fran's Pub By The Sea before to help out in any form of way. Perhaps, this certain Good Fran's fran has his commitments as well.
People get busier as they grow up. People tend to meet up less as they grow up.
But note, Good Fran's fran has always cherished this franship and is making an effort to meet up whenever possible.
PEace to aLL~
Monday, May 02, 2005
Earlier on this year, i went thru some of the roughest time in my life. thats y i stopped bloggin.
Friends are something for life. Friends are people you cherished. But friends no matter ho0w close, cant be always there for you. as you grow up, people get busy. with their work, with their life, with their gf/bf.
If bcoz of small little things, you start to have the thinkin that "he doesnt care about me as a fran. he doesnt cherish the franship. so y should i cherish it?"
if you start to have this thinkin, then ask urself, are you also one who doesnt cherish the franship? if have time, least try to understand ur fran's situation. as unhappy as i am with anyone, i nvr use any ways to so called threaten the franship at all..
stop thinkin that you are victim in the story. stop the thinkin that evrythin that u did for others is right. stop thinkin urself as the saviour. you are jus a human being. if you have enough troubles urself, why not just take a break first instead of volunteerin urself to help other people.
in the end, you will jus keep complainin that "i have enough troubles myself, please stop creating more. i don wan to see this type of troubles again."
sometimes maybe after takin a break urself, you get to see things better, clearer.
so fran, stop shoulderin all the problems to urself. why not jus share them.. u r fuckin bottling up evrything urself, then act as if nothin is happening. then all of a sudden jus erupt.. you have two of the world's best listeners around you
Friends are something for life. Friends are people you cherished. But friends no matter ho0w close, cant be always there for you. as you grow up, people get busy. with their work, with their life, with their gf/bf.
If bcoz of small little things, you start to have the thinkin that "he doesnt care about me as a fran. he doesnt cherish the franship. so y should i cherish it?"
if you start to have this thinkin, then ask urself, are you also one who doesnt cherish the franship? if have time, least try to understand ur fran's situation. as unhappy as i am with anyone, i nvr use any ways to so called threaten the franship at all..
stop thinkin that you are victim in the story. stop the thinkin that evrythin that u did for others is right. stop thinkin urself as the saviour. you are jus a human being. if you have enough troubles urself, why not just take a break first instead of volunteerin urself to help other people.
in the end, you will jus keep complainin that "i have enough troubles myself, please stop creating more. i don wan to see this type of troubles again."
sometimes maybe after takin a break urself, you get to see things better, clearer.
so fran, stop shoulderin all the problems to urself. why not jus share them.. u r fuckin bottling up evrything urself, then act as if nothin is happening. then all of a sudden jus erupt.. you have two of the world's best listeners around you
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Evryone draws inspiration from somewhere. Writers, designers, architectures, directors..
name it, thousands of profession around needs inspiration to inspire them in their field.
for me, i need to draw inspiration also. i draw inspiration to blog. yes.. i draw my inspiration to blog from this certain chap. he is a funny and creative blogger i must say. there is a certain magnetic strength in his blogs that draws people to read it. a certain strength that tells people "hey come read my blog everyday"
oh.. did i say that i will be goin to Sentosa tmro? ok, i will be going tmro. got to put on sun block from this certain special someone of mine. coz this certain special someone of mine finds that i am too dark. this certain special someone of mine is someone i know.
...
wat the fuck just wat am i sayin? of coz i should know this certain special someone haha. so for the first time in my 22 years of life, i am putting on suN bLock for this certain special someone of mine.
this certain special someone fran of mine is someone special in my life..
name it, thousands of profession around needs inspiration to inspire them in their field.
for me, i need to draw inspiration also. i draw inspiration to blog. yes.. i draw my inspiration to blog from this certain chap. he is a funny and creative blogger i must say. there is a certain magnetic strength in his blogs that draws people to read it. a certain strength that tells people "hey come read my blog everyday"
oh.. did i say that i will be goin to Sentosa tmro? ok, i will be going tmro. got to put on sun block from this certain special someone of mine. coz this certain special someone of mine finds that i am too dark. this certain special someone of mine is someone i know.
...
this certain special someone fran of mine is someone special in my life..
Thursday, April 28, 2005
a commentator once commented on this certain soccer player 'Good in everything but Expert at nothing'
since then, it has so called became my favourite line. it reminds me of an english proverb something something jack of all trades then something something haha, paiseh. really bad in my english. though did i mention i was the Spelling Champion when i was in sec 2. ok thats the only thing i can be proud of.
to me, i enjoy playing soccer. my philosophy for soccer is very simple. i don like to lose when i play against other races. coz when we play against these other races, their face will be like 'chey chinese people, anyhow play can give them 4 or 5 kosong'. thats when i am play very serious against them. i dont like to lose to them.
and when we play against chinese, my philosophy is also again very simple. you chinese, i also chinese. 'why must i lose to you?'
thats my driving force. although i have these philosophies, it doesnt mean i am very good in soccer. i link very closely with my favourite line.
'Screw up in evrything and good at nothing'
since then, it has so called became my favourite line. it reminds me of an english proverb something something jack of all trades then something something haha, paiseh. really bad in my english. though did i mention i was the Spelling Champion when i was in sec 2. ok thats the only thing i can be proud of.
to me, i enjoy playing soccer. my philosophy for soccer is very simple. i don like to lose when i play against other races. coz when we play against these other races, their face will be like 'chey chinese people, anyhow play can give them 4 or 5 kosong'. thats when i am play very serious against them. i dont like to lose to them.
and when we play against chinese, my philosophy is also again very simple. you chinese, i also chinese. 'why must i lose to you?'
thats my driving force. although i have these philosophies, it doesnt mean i am very good in soccer. i link very closely with my favourite line.
'Screw up in evrything and good at nothing'
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
'There is no use crying over spilled milk'
this is wat i always believe in.
but sometimes becoz of this, you learn. learn as in never to regret any decisions you make. think carefully before you make any crucial decisions. dont think le, do le, then f-king hell cry down there "oh i shouldnt have do that la, i regret la" cRaP~
even as indecisive as i am, i will always think carefully before i make any MAJOR (that means not inclusive of minor ones haha. i am lazy to think) decisions. even if, sway sway in the end i really somehow realise that it was a wrong decision. i will STICK TO MY DECISION. coz why? 'There is no use crying over spilled milk'
anyway dear frans. don tink too much on why i said these things. jus happen wan2 to blog on this issue. evrytime write somethin that sound serious, i get flooded with qnts like "oh ah qiang wat happen?" "oh are you ok nowadays?"
wa piang.. i cant get serious once-in-a-blue-moon meh?
ya speakin of this issue. my opinion from people who don-knw-me-that-well are:
-non serious
-likes to joke. (which means he is not a serious guy)
anyway my thinkin is that life is short. why get so uptight, so serious evrytime. i am havin wrinkles on my forehead liao. Gettin serious on a more regular interval will only shorten my lifespan haha. frans who know me well enough knw that i only get serious on occasions-that-really-require-serious-talkin.. or not most of the time i prefer to chill out and enjoy :)
this is wat i always believe in.
but sometimes becoz of this, you learn. learn as in never to regret any decisions you make. think carefully before you make any crucial decisions. dont think le, do le, then f-king hell cry down there "oh i shouldnt have do that la, i regret la" cRaP~
even as indecisive as i am, i will always think carefully before i make any MAJOR (that means not inclusive of minor ones haha. i am lazy to think) decisions. even if, sway sway in the end i really somehow realise that it was a wrong decision. i will STICK TO MY DECISION. coz why? 'There is no use crying over spilled milk'
anyway dear frans. don tink too much on why i said these things. jus happen wan2 to blog on this issue. evrytime write somethin that sound serious, i get flooded with qnts like "oh ah qiang wat happen?" "oh are you ok nowadays?"
wa piang.. i cant get serious once-in-a-blue-moon meh?
ya speakin of this issue. my opinion from people who don-knw-me-that-well are:
-non serious
-likes to joke. (which means he is not a serious guy)
anyway my thinkin is that life is short. why get so uptight, so serious evrytime. i am havin wrinkles on my forehead liao. Gettin serious on a more regular interval will only shorten my lifespan haha. frans who know me well enough knw that i only get serious on occasions-that-really-require-serious-talkin.. or not most of the time i prefer to chill out and enjoy :)
Saturday, April 23, 2005
My dear frans,
now i am speaking with a fear that my computer will crash any moment as i am speaking. as officially from 0915 hours onwards till now, my computer showed nothing evrytime i start up my PC except for a wallpaper (no Start Up bar, No desktop icons etc..).
somehow someway, i managed to get my normal PC back (Got Start up bar, Desktop icons etc)
now i am placing my PC under ICU, showering it with evry anti-virus, anti-spyware i can find on the internet.
please god, i dont wana to reformat my PC. I regret downloading pornos and all sorts of shit form the internet last time, but i have regretted, i have quitted since long time ago. give me a chance to repent. save my PC.
i promise i will evry Chu Yi Shi Wu burn jossticks and joss papers. just save my PC.
now i am speaking with a fear that my computer will crash any moment as i am speaking. as officially from 0915 hours onwards till now, my computer showed nothing evrytime i start up my PC except for a wallpaper (no Start Up bar, No desktop icons etc..).
somehow someway, i managed to get my normal PC back (Got Start up bar, Desktop icons etc)
now i am placing my PC under ICU, showering it with evry anti-virus, anti-spyware i can find on the internet.
please god, i dont wana to reformat my PC. I regret downloading pornos and all sorts of shit form the internet last time, but i have regretted, i have quitted since long time ago. give me a chance to repent. save my PC.
i promise i will evry Chu Yi Shi Wu burn jossticks and joss papers. just save my PC.
From your very Faithful,
Only-Seek-Last-Min-Help-When-Needed -Qiang
Friday, April 22, 2005
Does anyone believed in curse?
well, i do. evr since i entered into my current Bravo Coy in June last year, a gansilang (Gan-Si-Lang) sway thing keep happenin and happening. as long as evrytime we movin out with our equipment either for training or exercise, there is not a single time when ABSOLUTELY nothing happen at all.
evrytime sure got things will cock up. it just happens so predictably. just like after the sun sets, confirm is the moon's turn to take over.
on monday, we were lining up our vehicles at the Parade Square. i was the one who was at the parade square waiting for the vehicle to come so i can tell them where to park. evrything went so smooth.. too smooth.
something wasnt right. somethin is gonna happen, just that it hasnt happen. true enough, something did happen. expected it to happen but was hopin it wont happen. cant say wat happen, but it did happen.
TOP Secret. i will never ever sell the info for money, not even for a thousand dollars*..
*Prices Negotiable
never ever have a saw a dumb arse being electrocuted by electrical applicance but never in my life would i ever expected that i would live to see one. my dear fran Ziqin got electrocuted. how?
he was adjusting the fan in his tugboat when 'zzZZzZZzZZ', his middle finger got shocked. it formed 7 cuts on his finger and blood wasnt drippin out from his wound, it was splashing out. as a result, his middle finger now somehow cant close back so evrywhere he goes, he is showin a 'fuck you' sign to evryone.
well, i do. evr since i entered into my current Bravo Coy in June last year, a gansilang (Gan-Si-Lang) sway thing keep happenin and happening. as long as evrytime we movin out with our equipment either for training or exercise, there is not a single time when ABSOLUTELY nothing happen at all.
evrytime sure got things will cock up. it just happens so predictably. just like after the sun sets, confirm is the moon's turn to take over.
on monday, we were lining up our vehicles at the Parade Square. i was the one who was at the parade square waiting for the vehicle to come so i can tell them where to park. evrything went so smooth.. too smooth.
something wasnt right. somethin is gonna happen, just that it hasnt happen. true enough, something did happen. expected it to happen but was hopin it wont happen. cant say wat happen, but it did happen.
TOP Secret. i will never ever sell the info for money, not even for a thousand dollars*..
*Prices Negotiable
never ever have a saw a dumb arse being electrocuted by electrical applicance but never in my life would i ever expected that i would live to see one. my dear fran Ziqin got electrocuted. how?
he was adjusting the fan in his tugboat when 'zzZZzZZzZZ', his middle finger got shocked. it formed 7 cuts on his finger and blood wasnt drippin out from his wound, it was splashing out. as a result, his middle finger now somehow cant close back so evrywhere he goes, he is showin a 'fuck you' sign to evryone.
Monday, April 18, 2005
doing a quick blog before i head down for my orders.
wat orders ya mean? well, i am going for an exercise again.
Proud to present to you, Ex. XXX..
i just really hate exercises now. not bcoz of the tuna, but bcoz.. bcoz... don knw how to describe. excerises just really sucks. endless runnin of pre-plannin, planning, preparation of stores, not enough sleep, cant shit, cant sleep on my nice cosy bed, cant brush teeth, cant wash face, cant eat KFC, cant watch tv, cant sit in a nice air con room.
so many cants, why not i tell you some of the cans?
can sleep on sand, can shit in the wild, can eat combat ration, can pee into the reservior, can sleep with the worms and ants and funny lookin insects, can tahan the night in the mood of want to sleep but cant sleep...
oh shit.. runnin late for my meetin.. take care folks..
especially you :)
..
wat orders ya mean? well, i am going for an exercise again.
Proud to present to you, Ex. XXX..
i just really hate exercises now. not bcoz of the tuna, but bcoz.. bcoz... don knw how to describe. excerises just really sucks. endless runnin of pre-plannin, planning, preparation of stores, not enough sleep, cant shit, cant sleep on my nice cosy bed, cant brush teeth, cant wash face, cant eat KFC, cant watch tv, cant sit in a nice air con room.
so many cants, why not i tell you some of the cans?
can sleep on sand, can shit in the wild, can eat combat ration, can pee into the reservior, can sleep with the worms and ants and funny lookin insects, can tahan the night in the mood of want to sleep but cant sleep...
oh shit.. runnin late for my meetin.. take care folks..
especially you :)
..
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Story:
Fucker falls in love with a gal. Fucker started going out with gal. Fucker finally became the gal's boyfriend. Fucker went into the relationship with the gal for a year. Evrything sounds normal in Fucker's story?
Yup, evrythin is normal. except for this. Gal's parents only knew of the relationship one year after they were together. So wat do Gal's parents do? they disapprove of the r/s. for why?
i don know. they ask Gal to break up or get disowned. Funny right?
We dont hear of this things often in our life. Expecially when we don live in the era where men wields swords & shields and women grow wheats in their farms.
*Author does not hold any responsibilities for any coincidence . Above mentioned names are kept secret to protect identities.
happen to saw a blog somewhere just now and came upon this entry. find it really funny. hw come got his kind of things happening now? ok, so maybe it does happen. but least till now i haven chanced upon it myself.
The first reaction after hearing this was like a a princess fell in love with a farmer. the king of course, by nature's cause, will never for a singlefuck obvious reaon wans a farmer as his son-in-law. wat benefits can he gain from the farmer's family? ok, perhaps you can have watermelon with kaya and bread for breakfast, watermelon cutlet with rice for lunch and finally watermelon pasta for dinner.
but ok, who gives a shit?
(hey wat the hell, i am goin off track from my story) anyway obviously the king will use all means to break up the couple. the farmer will eventually elope off with the princess and run to a faraway place where they live happily evr after.
but now back to reality, present times.
The Fucker and Gal of course never elope, they broke up. anyway if they were to run, where can they go? from AMK to Pasir Ris? nice way of eloping pal..
finally to say, hope evrythin can turn out fine for you two...
Fucker falls in love with a gal. Fucker started going out with gal. Fucker finally became the gal's boyfriend. Fucker went into the relationship with the gal for a year. Evrything sounds normal in Fucker's story?
Yup, evrythin is normal. except for this. Gal's parents only knew of the relationship one year after they were together. So wat do Gal's parents do? they disapprove of the r/s. for why?
i don know. they ask Gal to break up or get disowned. Funny right?
We dont hear of this things often in our life. Expecially when we don live in the era where men wields swords & shields and women grow wheats in their farms.
*Author does not hold any responsibilities for any coincidence . Above mentioned names are kept secret to protect identities.
happen to saw a blog somewhere just now and came upon this entry. find it really funny. hw come got his kind of things happening now? ok, so maybe it does happen. but least till now i haven chanced upon it myself.
The first reaction after hearing this was like a a princess fell in love with a farmer. the king of course, by nature's cause, will never for a single
but ok, who gives a shit?
(hey wat the hell, i am goin off track from my story) anyway obviously the king will use all means to break up the couple. the farmer will eventually elope off with the princess and run to a faraway place where they live happily evr after.
but now back to reality, present times.
The Fucker and Gal of course never elope, they broke up. anyway if they were to run, where can they go? from AMK to Pasir Ris? nice way of eloping pal..
finally to say, hope evrythin can turn out fine for you two...
Friday, April 15, 2005
So glad to be at home. so glad that i can touch my keyboard once again. so glad i can sit on my fav chair, so glad i can smell my bedroom's smell.
just so glad i am out from camp
Typical tuang-ster you say? hahawat the fuck who0 cares?
Thursday night was a major happy hour night for my camp's mess. all Specialists and Even corporals were invited. normally, happy hours for just specs was orgy enough. now with corporals around, its even more bloody mass-orgy.
damn crowded was the mess when we reached round 6pm. evryone was sitting on the tables n chairs allocated, ooglin at the food. i saw satay, sashimi, mee goreng-n-cha pa lang food, fried fillet, topshells n much more.
wait.. i smell something, somethin like bbq. doesnt smell like satay at all. i turn right, nothing. jus bunch oflao-chios pretty ladies past their prime time.
finally i turn right, located at approximately 2 yards away, 1.2m above sea-level, on top of a table lies a really, really tantalising lookin rotating meat with a fat turkish chef standin infront of it. as my IQ was above 130, it didnt took me any longer than .1 sec to realise that it was KEBAB~!!!
oh ya. forgot some of my frans only know wat is chicken rice and mee poh. but don knw wat is kebab.
Definition of Kebab(Ke-baa-b): A vertical meat that is hang infront of a oven. chef keeps rotatin it and slices thin fine meat from it. Assistant takes the meat and places it on this machiam KFC Beretto's skin and adds coleslaw to it.
basically to say, it origin from Turkey and is know as the Turkey Popiah.
anyway, soon after.. the MC for the day took over.
MC:" Hi ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, we would like to thank this people for donatin to tonights NSF night"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC: "first is Major Melvin for donating $100"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC: "next is CPT so-n-so"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC: "Next is Cpt so-n-so-again"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC:" Ok, the dinner may commence now"
wat i saw next was jus a flash past my eyes, tables were empty, chairs were empty, from my eye of view straight down the center, i don see a single soul.
wat i show next was horrifying, haunting me till now.. mee goreng-n-cha-pa-lang food was full of people. satay was crowded with people.
wat about the kebab you said??
oh, i couldnt find it at all. only saw heads...
nono, i cant let the kebab be eaten away just like that.
We rushed, we squeezed, we show our fightin spirt as typical Sporeans, we reached out as if we are reachin for the stars...
we got ourselves 4 kebabs..
haha.. anyway ate really a lot of sashimi after that.. though i wasnt a really keen sashimi lover. still choke myself with it. cause why?
heard its expensive and best, it was free~! hahaa.. i just love being me~
just so glad i am out from camp
Typical tuang-ster you say? haha
Thursday night was a major happy hour night for my camp's mess. all Specialists and Even corporals were invited. normally, happy hours for just specs was orgy enough. now with corporals around, its even more bloody mass-orgy.
damn crowded was the mess when we reached round 6pm. evryone was sitting on the tables n chairs allocated, ooglin at the food. i saw satay, sashimi, mee goreng-n-cha pa lang food, fried fillet, topshells n much more.
wait.. i smell something, somethin like bbq. doesnt smell like satay at all. i turn right, nothing. jus bunch of
finally i turn right, located at approximately 2 yards away, 1.2m above sea-level, on top of a table lies a really, really tantalising lookin rotating meat with a fat turkish chef standin infront of it. as my IQ was above 130, it didnt took me any longer than .1 sec to realise that it was KEBAB~!!!
oh ya. forgot some of my frans only know wat is chicken rice and mee poh. but don knw wat is kebab.
Definition of Kebab(Ke-baa-b): A vertical meat that is hang infront of a oven. chef keeps rotatin it and slices thin fine meat from it. Assistant takes the meat and places it on this machiam KFC Beretto's skin and adds coleslaw to it.
basically to say, it origin from Turkey and is know as the Turkey Popiah.
anyway, soon after.. the MC for the day took over.
MC:" Hi ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, we would like to thank this people for donatin to tonights NSF night"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC: "first is Major Melvin for donating $100"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC: "next is CPT so-n-so"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC: "Next is Cpt so-n-so-again"
We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"
MC:" Ok, the dinner may commence now"
wat i saw next was jus a flash past my eyes, tables were empty, chairs were empty, from my eye of view straight down the center, i don see a single soul.
wat i show next was horrifying, haunting me till now.. mee goreng-n-cha-pa-lang food was full of people. satay was crowded with people.
wat about the kebab you said??
oh, i couldnt find it at all. only saw heads...
nono, i cant let the kebab be eaten away just like that.
We rushed, we squeezed, we show our fightin spirt as typical Sporeans, we reached out as if we are reachin for the stars...
we got ourselves 4 kebabs..
haha.. anyway ate really a lot of sashimi after that.. though i wasnt a really keen sashimi lover. still choke myself with it. cause why?
heard its expensive and best, it was free~! hahaa.. i just love being me~
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Today ladies & gentlemen, gonna give you a lesson on:
Army Terms - Tuang & Garang
Definition of Tuang : To describe an army man slacking in bunk while there is work to be done.
E.G. Ah Qiang is tuang-ing in bunk now while the others are working.
Definition of Garang : To describe a service man who is enthusiastically involved in his work. Is optimistic and very keen on what-ever he is tasked to do.
E.G. Ah Qiang was *'ONCE QUITE' garang. But now he is not even a BIT garang at all.
*once quite - which means i was only a bit, not a fuckin fanatic
ok so wat? i do agree too that i am not as garang as before. i tuang more now. i used to think that if i cant even tahan a bit of NS, wat else can i achieve when i am out there?
but frans in NS till now have proven me that this theory doesnt exist at all.
i am not referin to all, just a certain group(i am aware that a minority percentage of frans i have in camp reads my blog regularly).
if you wan me to give some examples to you now, i cant. i am weak at recalling and tellin people stuff that once happened. but it did happen sometimes. thats why i feel wat i am feeling now.
maybe just like wat my good fran, SEN (name has been change to protect the innocence) says "Qiang ah, NS only. can skip just skip, can siam de hua, only stupid don siam"
ok, i was once kam lan, now i realise the hard fact of NSF. just SERVE &FUCK OFF leave.
do so much also no one will see. no one will recognise you. but just take a break for once, people will see and ask why are you slackin..
so who gives a damn now?
YA I AM SLACKING NOW!!
BUEY SONG JOIN ME LOH~!
""Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me." - Samantha from Sex and The City
Army Terms - Tuang & Garang
Definition of Tuang : To describe an army man slacking in bunk while there is work to be done.
E.G. Ah Qiang is tuang-ing in bunk now while the others are working.
Definition of Garang : To describe a service man who is enthusiastically involved in his work. Is optimistic and very keen on what-ever he is tasked to do.
E.G. Ah Qiang was *'ONCE QUITE' garang. But now he is not even a BIT garang at all.
*once quite - which means i was only a bit, not a fuckin fanatic
ok so wat? i do agree too that i am not as garang as before. i tuang more now. i used to think that if i cant even tahan a bit of NS, wat else can i achieve when i am out there?
but frans in NS till now have proven me that this theory doesnt exist at all.
i am not referin to all, just a certain group(i am aware that a minority percentage of frans i have in camp reads my blog regularly).
if you wan me to give some examples to you now, i cant. i am weak at recalling and tellin people stuff that once happened. but it did happen sometimes. thats why i feel wat i am feeling now.
maybe just like wat my good fran, SEN (name has been change to protect the innocence) says "Qiang ah, NS only. can skip just skip, can siam de hua, only stupid don siam"
ok, i was once kam lan, now i realise the hard fact of NSF. just SERVE &
do so much also no one will see. no one will recognise you. but just take a break for once, people will see and ask why are you slackin..
so who gives a damn now?
YA I AM SLACKING NOW!!
BUEY SONG JOIN ME LOH~!
""Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me." - Samantha from Sex and The City
Monday, April 11, 2005
WU HU~~ THE MAN IS BACK IN TOWN AGAIN~!!!!!
SO HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN PEEPS!?!?!?
DO YOU MISS THE MAN~!!!!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HOLD IT~
DON WORRY~! FROM NOW ON, YOU GONNA HEAR MORE FROM ME~!
so as a matter of responsibility, i think i should tell you all where or why i haven been updatin this blog recently right?
haha, i don give a damn care~!!
anyway, was settling some little private issues of my life. something like TV i guess haha. if ever i was to become a director in future. oh by the way, did i told you my ambition?
after NS, i have decided to get into acting. but of course, beign the old modest me, i will work my way up slowly. here's my Ah Qiang's 8 steps to getting successful
- Get into local media production by age of 23. (thats next year)
- work my way up slowly and become the No. 1 Ah Ge to replace our current divorced Li-Nan-something bugger by age of 25.
- Next get into Hollywood. i am interested in a number of production like Lord of Ring Part 4 - 6. preferably i will be getting the role of
hobbitsomeone quite significant. of course i wont ask for more. i have already said, its slowly climbin up the steps. teh rest of movies like Terminator 4, i believe i look great in that outfit dude. - by age of 30 claim my first Oscar.
- hopefully within 31 i can get into the singing industry too.
- By 33 get my Grammy awards.
- Retire honourably round age of 68.
- buy a villa on the mountain of somewhere secluded.. hmm.. but i don like disturbances. guess i will jus buy the whole mountain.
wo.. i have such non-greedy dreams. think i am just a normal human being. how normal i am man~
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