It's Gonna Be Hectic Tomorrow. I Think.

For sake, I have gone MIA for a week again.

I have reasons for this. I was busy revising for my supplementary paper due to my certain mishap earlier on last year.

After weeks of counting down and a certain degree of hardcore revising, tomorrow is finally the big day. I am seriously hoping I don't fail again. I am so dying to pass the paper that I wouldn't mind resorting to any methods.

Be it chewing my books up, burning my lecture notes in water and drink it. Whatever you tell me works, in the current state that I think I am, I will do it.

Ok, I was joking. I may be rash. But definitely not dumb.

Right after my exams, I have exactly 1 and a half hour to rush from Orchard to the airport where I will be catching my flight to Taiwan to meet up with my buggers. They have been there since last Thursday. I was supposed to go there with them.

But too bad, I wasn't able to and even had to resort to changing my flight date from the 17th to 21st. I just hope I don't miss my flight. I want to go Taiwan. Badly. Indulging myself in the world of food which I had soo desperately wanted to since I was 16.

Taiwan, Here I Comeeeeee.

Double Longest. Ever

I achieve double longest feat ever in a single day. Talk about amazing, pffttt. You should be amazed at me after this post. Cause I am.

First longest.award goes to:
Being sick for the fucking longest period.

I have been feeling unwell since Sunday. For those who are already shouting in disgust on why I have been blogging about my sickness for the past week, SCREW YOU!

What else can I blog about when I am sick? The number of times I swallow my phlegm? Or perhaps how far I can spit my phlegm?

Oh, for information on that, due to the record-breaking thickness in viscosity of my phlegm now, I can shoot up to 9m away. The shortest distance shall be my clothes. I just did that yesterday.

I presume the reason for the infallible me being sick for so long (first time) is perhaps a result of me not falling sick for nearly a year. Immunity supposingly has gone down, I think.

I am not sure. I don't major in courses prescribing pills in University. I major in learning how to use screwdrivers.

Lets talk about the second longest.award:
A record breaking 11 hours of non-stop MSNing; minus a 1 and a half away break in between cause my fingers were suffering from muscle cramps.

This is crazy. I never tried MSNing for so long and it was not like those that you type a sentence and wait 5 min for a reply. Instead, it was pure hardcore constant typing. I will be considered replying slow if I stop to take a sip of water.

But luckily, my typing skills were already well adhorned back in the days of using IRC and ICQ. I can even type with my eyes closed. Who cares about typo error with your eyes closed right?

But yeah, I got to admit it was fun MSNing my friend. If not I wouldn't have abuse my arse by gluing it to the seat. I take great care of my ass. My mum has a relatively big arse. Guess what? That's our only common feature as well.

Big arse is good. I can give birth easily =D

Falling Sick is Cool

I haven't fall sick for such a long time that I almost forgotten how it feels like to have a stucked nose, rising temperature, constant coughing, having phlegm so thick that they put glues to shame.

But well, physically I ain't feeling very weak cause I am still rather excited over falling sick after so long. This excitement has resulted in a certain level of adrenaline that's keeping me alive.

Speaking of which, I am falling in love with my cough syrup.

The drowsiness I experienced after drinking it just fascinates me. Everytime.

Ohhhh, the kick is coming. Please excuse me... For now.

Rejection of Free Alcohol. 1st Time

I finally fall sick.

For the first time in nearly a year, I finally gave in to some random virus that is making me ill.

Just came back from my Australia ex-housemate's birthday party. I noticed that I wasn't exactly feeling well during the party itself, judging by the amount of alcohol I actually consumed.

That was when I think I am falling sick cause hey, I am me. I never say No to alcohol, especially when you know it's free. I'm Singaporean =D

They offered me alcohol and was absolutely surprise when I said No. They know I never say No especially when I just drank like only 1 tiny can of beer.

I think I deserve to fall sick cause just few days back, the humble me was humbly bragging in a humble way to my friends that I haven't fall sick in nearly a year. Talk about karma, talk about how suay I am still going to be in this new year.

FUck, Happy 2008 to me. Totally excited, anticipating on the many suay things that is gonna befall me for the next 360 days.

The Best Local Street. Personally.

I did a first time yesterday.

Accompanied by one of my curious female friend and a much more curious me, we took a walk around Singapore's very own street, filled with delicacies for the mouth, as well as for the *cough cough* lower half of the body.

Our infamous, Geylang Birdradise.

If you ever mention Singapore to a foreigner, you will be surprise to know that the first thing that they think of is not Orchard Road but rather, Geylang. Well, I was not that surprise cause a normal guy wouldn't fancy Orchard Road more than Geylang.

Window shopping looking at girls beats shopping for clothes; anytime, all the time =D

Seriously, it's not the first time I been to Geylang but all this while, I never actually make an effort in visiting the secluded birdradise based on the deepest regions, the deepest Lorongs.

"Girls are all the same," was what I thought.

I confessed. After yesterday's trip, I admit that I have made the deepest sin in making that statement.

If not for my female friend walking beside me, I would have been swamped by all those ladies. Maybe some's a He, well I don't know. They sound the same.

For one instance when my female friend was walking just 2 metres slightly away from me, this lady came towards me and said the sweetest sweet-nothings that a stranger you met for the first time can say. "Want a not?"

Come on guys. Hands up if you think that's the sweetest thing ever invented in the spoken language known to mankind.

When I reject her, from speaking the sweetest thing, she switched to doing the sweetest thing. She pulled my arm towards her to an extent of flattening her boobs.

Seriously, did she think I was that shallow?

"Does she accept cards?"

Joking. I reject her straight in the face cause my friend was looking at me.

Anyway I would never have said yes. I think it's damn stupid for me to be paying for sex.

I decided to work there instead and have my female patrons pay me =D

Any Takers? I can provide potato chips.

A New Beginning

Begone is '07, and '08 is up next. Time for my R & R; namely Reflections & Resolutions.

Though 2007 happens to just be over a few days ago, my memories of things that happen the one entire year has become vague to me. I am a 24 year old suffering from amnesia. I can only remember my address and the guy who first spit at me.

In general, I can only classify 2007 as a year which has never existed in my 24 years of living. I think it is the unluckiest year amongst my 24 unlucky years. Yes, just when you thought you were at the bottom, out pops Hell waving and smiling at you.

Basically in 2007:
- I failed one major exam paper for the first time.
- Nearly broke one of my balls. Never mind about that. I have 2.
- Lost my favourite camera in Gold Coast. I only had 1 camera.
- Got drunk numerous times but never laid.
- Harry got locked up.
- I am still smoking.

I think I shall stop recalling what happen in '07. I am shivering right now.

Seriously for 2008, I do not wish for anything good to happen, but rather stop the bad things from happening. As immune as I am to shitty stuffs that has befall my innocent soul, I do hope there is a month or rather a day which I can look into the mirror, smile and say, "Ain't I the luckiest fucking human being alive."

And I decided to quit smoking, on the day I elect for President.