when i was in Sec 4, i was appointed as the Welfare IC. and i nvr tuang hor~
i dutily organised events for my class though i don have much creativity. mostly just chalets and bbq. but least i organised events regularly becoz i like the feeling when i see frans keeping up with good old times.

even after sec sch, which was like 1, 2, 3.. oh my god, 6 years ago. i still 'keep up' as my appointment as Welfare IC and organised bbqs or chalets maybe once or twice a year. starting still very on. can do it once or twice a year. slowly and gradually u realise things are drifting apart so perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance i tink i am getting lazier to oragnise also haha. anyway after 2 years of absence, i was back again to organise a simple bbq yesterday night.

its actually very simple to organise one bbq one. Not difficult at all~~
- spend out tonnes of sms to ur classmates and inform them of the event.
- last time i inexperience so i will try to find a date to accomodate most of them. later i realise that no matter when u hold the bbq, some still cant make it. so i smart liao. just fix on a fucking date.
- some cannot go and i appreciate the effort that they at least reply me back and say they got somethin on. some i just basically take it as i waste 5 cents on them.
- send out sms again to the people to confirm the date, place and time.
- answer miscellanous questions by each individual. during this times it will be better if they just call me. coz when they sms me, tink by that time it will be the 80th sms i send out jus regarding the bbq alone.
- buy chicken to marinate. buy food. buy charcoal all these shit. coz these are heavy stuff so bo bian go to buy them myself coz heng heng that day got car. (and thx to my Ex-Welfare member for helping me out haha)

overall its not difficult at all wat right? anyway wana say thanks to all who came. it was an enjoyable event. hope this kind of gathering can carry on. but i would also hope someone else can organise nx time haha..

currently at one of a camp in jurong. guess wat am i doing here?

well, its the Return of Project: Let the Traffic Flow Good Good Part II.

been here umpteen times for umpteen times of don-know-why-the-fuck-am-i-here rehearsal. job is to just fuckin get the cars to park in the fucking carpark. HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT CAN THAT FUCKING BE?!?!?

pardon me~ you see.. just don really understand at all dey~ anyway so here i am blogging away in one of its library. life is just so beautiful dont ya think *wink

evrytime come here just for rehearsal & rehearsal & rehearsal &...
see, even you are getting bored just by lookin at me type 'rehearsal'. imagine the poor old little me experiencing it 'Live' & exlusive in one of the camp in Jurong.

N WAIT~!! theres more to come. dinner is intended so which means, i can only leave this fucking camp at night..

N WAIT~!! theres more.. gotta go back to camp b4 i can book out. so wat more can u expect? free dinner free transoprtation.. *WU~!!
i jus simply fucking hate love army and how i wished i can hurry ORD and get the fuck out of here stay here even if i ORD.

there always comes a point in life when you know that you have to start thinkin about the future. i knew this rule since sec school. its just that i am always lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
when i mean think about wat i want to really achieve in life. it is not like on monday, you feel like being a lawyer. then 2 weeks later on tuesday u started to feel like you are better off as a pilot. Wednesday Chef, thursday policeman, fri stockbroker, sat hotel attendant, come sunday i will ask you to FUCK OFF.

its not jus a brief moment's thought of wat u wana be or do in future. it means really commiting in order to achieve wat you wana be.

cause seriously, i don wana end up being a G.F.N. (Good For Nothing)

when you were young, you no need to think so much one, the road is aready lay out swee swee for you liao. kindergarten then go primary school then go secondary school then either go poly or jc then ns. where got need for you to worry?

in Secondary School i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future but was lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
in Polytechnic i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future but was lazy to take the further step ahead to think about wat i want to really achieve in life.
Now in NS i know this nice road will end someday. i thought of some plans for the future and i know its time i seriously take the further step ahead.

it may be considered quite late that i taken that further step. some started taking it in sec school, some in pri school. but wat the heck. The runner that starts running first doesnt always end up first at the Finishing Line.
but the essence of disadvantage is surely there.

i wana achieve something in life~~!~!!~!!@!!!

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once i heard a joke from a fran. it was meant as a joke betwen the two of them. nothing too aggressive.

Tom said to Peter," Hey do you know you suck at everything you do? you cant play sports, you are stupid. there is basically nothing that you are good at."

Peter to Tom," Where got~~~ at least i am good at something. i am Good for Nothing."

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ok i admit, my mistake. wasnt that funny at all.. my apologies..

wo.. my buddy is advertising for "soul mates". for more details on this cute looking dude, click here.

Note: Visit at own risk. Applicants must be of course of female gender & at least 1.65m and above, mature looking and don speak in a fucking "teh" voice. not too fat coz he is quite a skinny fit fellow. when he takes off his clothes, he is so fit till you can see "pa li", above "liu li", below "liang li".
must be a big eater coz he basically eats an elephant for evry meal.
Gays are a big No-No.
Lesbians are welcome.
Must be cat lovers... ok never mind. at least you musnt hate cats.
Must know how to kill cockcroaches coz.... well... never mind..

Benefits of having him as your soul mate:
-No need for alarm clock coz he is willing to wake you up anytime u wan, 24/7.
-Even if you are 40 yrs old, you can don worry. he will pamper you till u feel like you are 16.
-You can take him as ur anger vending machine coz he has such a nice temper till he smiles even if you kick his testicles balls two neighbours beside his brother ah wat the hell. just know that he has a good temper la.

** some of the contents in this manual may differ from the real guy depending on the time of the week.
** The management has the right to replace the ideal guy in package with another of similar value.
No 30 days money back.

decided to blog on a simple to spell yet very important word to remember: Promise

Promise: A verbal commitment by one person to another agreeing to do (or not to do) something in the future

whenever you promise someone something, it is your duty to fulfill it whether you like it a not since you aready given ur word and in return you gain the other party's trust. am i right to say that?

so unless under any situation where you have to break it, then better pray that its an understandable excuse.

anyway, lets search for a person who doesnt keep his promise.. hmm.. k i found one. yes, its me.
m-e, me. i realise i promise things easier than fulfilling it. thats my bad point. and yes, its my worst point i guess.

but sometimes i think its bcoz of my behaviour of being straight forward. so evrytime there is anythin on my head, i will jus say it out. E.G.(n i mean example cause my head is clueless now on wat examples to give) i say i wan to go eat kfc tonight.(cause there really is an sudden urge in my head that i wana eat). so i jus phase it out accordingly. "i wana eat kfc tonight"
but in the end, at night i may not wana eat kfc anymore. so somehow or rather, i have broken my promise. so in this case ladies and gentleman, wouldnt it be better if i phase my thinkin as "i have a sudden urge to eat kfc tonight. but lets wait till dinner comes then we will decide wat we should eat"

see somehow or rather second phase is better. but being the dumb old me, i always somehow say things out that is on my mind without thinkin so somehow or rather.. em.. haha.. well.. inquired the wrath of someone and its not anyone else, but certain special somone.

so i would like to say sorry cause i think certain special someone is affected by it. anyway jus bloggin out this to all of you peeps that keeping ur promise is an important thing to do. having a sudden urge to do somethin in ur head is something that evryone will experience. but think i would have to learn to phase my urge-s properly haha..

Paiseh~

so free that i basically read a lot of people's blog today. basically all of them i dont know who they are at all. realise there are really a lot of fantastic bloggers out there.

actually this few weeks got an urge to revamp my blog to somethin new. too bad i don like to use those default blog skins from other place cause i like originality. but to support originality, i need the skills and knowledge to so-called create one design myself which i am lacking haha.. so hopefully can learn by myself. explore the world of using alphabets and numbers to create fascinating stuff.

ok, of course thats just ideally. ideally i want to have the most fantastic blog in the whole world.
but realistically i am stuck with a ugly background and one Legolas from LOTR. zzZZZzz..

one wise man once told me something about 'realistically' and 'ideally'. this wise man goes by the surname of Hong. and don worry, i am not saying myself in this case, its my brother.

Ideally: The idea of something that is perfect; something that one hopes to attain

Realistically: In a realistic manner; present state

ideally, i wanted to be a millionaire since young and earn my first million by 23.
realistically i am nowhere, stuck with a screw up diploma and earning a miserable 0.7k from our government. and guess wat?
i am 22 now with only 1 year remaining hoping for a miracle to happen. flippin thru my bank book, i realise i am not so far away from my target after all. just $998, 400 away from my first million. not so jialat whattt~~ one year leh. can la. buy toto evry month. if evry month strike once, think by 5 months can get my million le..

see.. thats ideally again. realistically i think i will be stuck with that figures for the rest of my NS life. just cant wait to get back my little precious pink IC. i have forgotten how i look like when i had my pink IC liao. saddening :(

ideally i intended to go overseas when i was in sec school, even poly. but realistically thinkin now, i think it wont be worth the trip, the money, the evrything. wat i wan is just to get the degree. yes, evryone just wans to get hold of a degree. thanks to the goverment, its ok if you really don have work performance, we only recognise degree. which means black and white paper.

even in camp, my men will complain about how good our life is , the Specialists la, officers la etc. our life seems much better than them. very soon, they start to realise the fact of life, the fact of sg government and they start saying, "bo bian.. who ask me live in singapore. who ask why singapore government only recognise diplomas, degrees and will only think that people are useful only if they have EDUCATION. who ask me mai tuck chae(dont study) during school"

it may seem like vengeful words but they do make a point. tts y bo bian la, me need to get the degree no matter wat. but go overseas no money and i am not guarantee to have a good income when i come back so i guess i will settle for a local private degree.

ya the reason why since i studyin locally, then why not get a degree in NTU or NUS is because bo bian~~ mai tuck chae during poly. and ta ma de wa lao, apply for 2 years, both years also kana rejected. evrytime reject letter still type till so swee swee siah.

Thanks for applying with XXX. We thanks you for recognising XXX and appying with us. But however due to strong competition we are sad to inform.......

write so much fucking crap. just tell me i am not accepted la knn.
and worse still, need to pay 20 dollars evry year just for people to write rejection letter to me.. really #&@(^&(%$~!!!!

What a FUN FILLED SUNDAY~!

first, i woke at 11am, had breakfast.

second, i on my pc(which i now tink is an essential thing i cant live without) and watch anime.

third, i cant tahan the great fun filled sunday and so i went to sleep.

fourth, i woke up again at 330pm bcoz of my father award winning singing voice. seriously, he has quite a good voice. but bcoz he trains for competitions, so basically he sings the fucking few same songs over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over over & over AAGGGAAIINNNNNN~~~

so imagine how sianz that is. i can now even recite some of the lyrics in those songs. luckily he doesnt sing POP songs like Jay chou or wat or not i sure boycott those songs..

anyway being the fucker nice behaved son that i am, i turn on and blasted my mp3.
who knows soon after my door open..

"AH QIANG~!! Wei shen meh ni de ge kai de zhe meh da sheng? Wo ting bu dao wo zai chang shen meh~~"

"Bo bian la, ting bu dao wo de ge~"

so my father lan lan close back the door.. i thought, perhaps maybe possibly got a slight chance that ah Qiang has won the battle. but i was wrong.. my father blasted the living room's 2 '20 cm by 150' cm' standing on the floor speakers imported from Shanghai, China.

i lost..
no, my 2 '6cm by 15 cm' placed on the table Creative speakers lost.. We lost terribly..

now my father is still singing happily in the living room while me, as i am typin, unconsciously sang along with him.. wat the fuck is happening to me~

if i carry on like this, think nx time my frans will be hearing me singing Shi Wu de Yue Liang in K box.

Niah ma eh Tamagochi~~

wat the hell siah~wat is going on man~~
jus read another story on Newpaper. jus saw a link which my fran sent me thru email. its an article posted in Feburary. K poh please click here





wat is the person thinkin dey~~ that person is bloody stupid le~~
and please!!

i am not refering to the teacher, i am refering to the BLOODY MALE STUDENT. he is really one big toot le. got pretty gal rape you you also kpkb. no wonder. 13 years-old only..

trust me folks. let me now illustrate to you a scenario.

Scenario A
Boy X (Age 12-14) walks in a quiet alley. He was attacked from behind. The attacker was pulling his pants and shirt off. He struggles to keep them intact. He turn and saw his attacker. It was a fucking chio and sexy woman raping him. He screams for help, cries as he was manipulated front to back, back to front. He reports to the police after that.

Scenario B
Man Y (Age 20 - 40) walks in a quiet alley. He was attacked from behind. The attacker was pulling his pants and shirt off. He struggles to keep them intact. He turns and saw his attacker. It was a fucking chio and sexy woman raping him. He lets out a horny sound and helps the attacker to take off evrything as he was manipulated frront to back, back to front. He takes down the attacker's contact number for future 'transactions'.

so wat does this story tells you?
that 13-years old is too young to understand what is call sex one of the 7 miracles of the world.

oh ya btw, in case you misunderstood. if I were to walk in a quiet alley and was attacked from behind. When i turn and saw its a fucking chio and sexy woman.


I will scream for help ;P