a commentator once commented on this certain soccer player 'Good in everything but Expert at nothing'

since then, it has so called became my favourite line. it reminds me of an english proverb something something jack of all trades then something something haha, paiseh. really bad in my english. though did i mention i was the Spelling Champion when i was in sec 2. ok thats the only thing i can be proud of.

to me, i enjoy playing soccer. my philosophy for soccer is very simple. i don like to lose when i play against other races. coz when we play against these other races, their face will be like 'chey chinese people, anyhow play can give them 4 or 5 kosong'. thats when i am play very serious against them. i dont like to lose to them.

and when we play against chinese, my philosophy is also again very simple. you chinese, i also chinese. 'why must i lose to you?'

thats my driving force. although i have these philosophies, it doesnt mean i am very good in soccer. i link very closely with my favourite line.

'Screw up in evrything and good at nothing'

'There is no use crying over spilled milk'
this is wat i always believe in.

but sometimes becoz of this, you learn. learn as in never to regret any decisions you make. think carefully before you make any crucial decisions. dont think le, do le, then f-king hell cry down there "oh i shouldnt have do that la, i regret la" cRaP~

even as indecisive as i am, i will always think carefully before i make any MAJOR (that means not inclusive of minor ones haha. i am lazy to think) decisions. even if, sway sway in the end i really somehow realise that it was a wrong decision. i will STICK TO MY DECISION. coz why? 'There is no use crying over spilled milk'

anyway dear frans. don tink too much on why i said these things. jus happen wan2 to blog on this issue. evrytime write somethin that sound serious, i get flooded with qnts like "oh ah qiang wat happen?" "oh are you ok nowadays?"

wa piang.. i cant get serious once-in-a-blue-moon meh?
ya speakin of this issue. my opinion from people who don-knw-me-that-well are:

-non serious
-likes to joke. (which means he is not a serious guy)

anyway my thinkin is that life is short. why get so uptight, so serious evrytime. i am havin wrinkles on my forehead liao. Gettin serious on a more regular interval will only shorten my lifespan haha. frans who know me well enough knw that i only get serious on occasions-that-really-require-serious-talkin.. or not most of the time i prefer to chill out and enjoy :)

My dear frans,

now i am speaking with a fear that my computer will crash any moment as i am speaking. as officially from 0915 hours onwards till now, my computer showed nothing evrytime i start up my PC except for a wallpaper (no Start Up bar, No desktop icons etc..).
somehow someway, i managed to get my normal PC back (Got Start up bar, Desktop icons etc)
now i am placing my PC under ICU, showering it with evry anti-virus, anti-spyware i can find on the internet.
please god, i dont wana to reformat my PC. I regret downloading pornos and all sorts of shit form the internet last time, but i have regretted, i have quitted since long time ago. give me a chance to repent. save my PC.
i promise i will evry Chu Yi Shi Wu burn jossticks and joss papers. just save my PC.

From your very Faithful,

Only-Seek-Last-Min-Help-When-Needed -Qiang

Does anyone believed in curse?

well, i do. evr since i entered into my current Bravo Coy in June last year, a gansilang (Gan-Si-Lang) sway thing keep happenin and happening. as long as evrytime we movin out with our equipment either for training or exercise, there is not a single time when ABSOLUTELY nothing happen at all.

evrytime sure got things will cock up. it just happens so predictably. just like after the sun sets, confirm is the moon's turn to take over.

on monday, we were lining up our vehicles at the Parade Square. i was the one who was at the parade square waiting for the vehicle to come so i can tell them where to park. evrything went so smooth.. too smooth.

something wasnt right. somethin is gonna happen, just that it hasnt happen. true enough, something did happen. expected it to happen but was hopin it wont happen. cant say wat happen, but it did happen.
TOP Secret. i will never ever sell the info for money, not even for a thousand dollars*..

*Prices Negotiable

never ever have a saw a dumb arse being electrocuted by electrical applicance but never in my life would i ever expected that i would live to see one. my dear fran Ziqin got electrocuted. how?

he was adjusting the fan in his tugboat when 'zzZZzZZzZZ', his middle finger got shocked. it formed 7 cuts on his finger and blood wasnt drippin out from his wound, it was splashing out. as a result, his middle finger now somehow cant close back so evrywhere he goes, he is showin a 'fuck you' sign to evryone.

doing a quick blog before i head down for my orders.

wat orders ya mean? well, i am going for an exercise again.
Proud to present to you, Ex. XXX..
i just really hate exercises now. not bcoz of the tuna, but bcoz.. bcoz... don knw how to describe. excerises just really sucks. endless runnin of pre-plannin, planning, preparation of stores, not enough sleep, cant shit, cant sleep on my nice cosy bed, cant brush teeth, cant wash face, cant eat KFC, cant watch tv, cant sit in a nice air con room.

so many cants, why not i tell you some of the cans?

can sleep on sand, can shit in the wild, can eat combat ration, can pee into the reservior, can sleep with the worms and ants and funny lookin insects, can tahan the night in the mood of want to sleep but cant sleep...

oh shit.. runnin late for my meetin.. take care folks..
especially you :)
..

Story:
Fucker falls in love with a gal. Fucker started going out with gal. Fucker finally became the gal's boyfriend. Fucker went into the relationship with the gal for a year. Evrything sounds normal in Fucker's story?

Yup, evrythin is normal. except for this. Gal's parents only knew of the relationship one year after they were together. So wat do Gal's parents do? they disapprove of the r/s. for why?

i don know. they ask Gal to break up or get disowned. Funny right?
We dont hear of this things often in our life. Expecially when we don live in the era where men wields swords & shields and women grow wheats in their farms.

*Author does not hold any responsibilities for any coincidence . Above mentioned names are kept secret to protect identities.


happen to saw a blog somewhere just now and came upon this entry. find it really funny. hw come got his kind of things happening now? ok, so maybe it does happen. but least till now i haven chanced upon it myself.

The first reaction after hearing this was like a a princess fell in love with a farmer. the king of course, by nature's cause, will never for a single fuck obvious reaon wans a farmer as his son-in-law. wat benefits can he gain from the farmer's family? ok, perhaps you can have watermelon with kaya and bread for breakfast, watermelon cutlet with rice for lunch and finally watermelon pasta for dinner.
but ok, who gives a shit?

(hey wat the hell, i am goin off track from my story) anyway obviously the king will use all means to break up the couple. the farmer will eventually elope off with the princess and run to a faraway place where they live happily evr after.

but now back to reality, present times.
The Fucker and Gal of course never elope, they broke up. anyway if they were to run, where can they go? from AMK to Pasir Ris? nice way of eloping pal..

finally to say, hope evrythin can turn out fine for you two...

So glad to be at home. so glad that i can touch my keyboard once again. so glad i can sit on my fav chair, so glad i can smell my bedroom's smell.
just so glad i am out from camp

Typical tuang-ster you say? haha wat the fuck who0 cares?
Thursday night was a major happy hour night for my camp's mess. all Specialists and Even corporals were invited. normally, happy hours for just specs was orgy enough. now with corporals around, its even more bloody mass-orgy.

damn crowded was the mess when we reached round 6pm. evryone was sitting on the tables n chairs allocated, ooglin at the food. i saw satay, sashimi, mee goreng-n-cha pa lang food, fried fillet, topshells n much more.

wait.. i smell something, somethin like bbq. doesnt smell like satay at all. i turn right, nothing. jus bunch of lao-chios pretty ladies past their prime time.

finally i turn right, located at approximately 2 yards away, 1.2m above sea-level, on top of a table lies a really, really tantalising lookin rotating meat with a fat turkish chef standin infront of it. as my IQ was above 130, it didnt took me any longer than .1 sec to realise that it was KEBAB~!!!

oh ya. forgot some of my frans only know wat is chicken rice and mee poh. but don knw wat is kebab.

Definition of Kebab(Ke-baa-b): A vertical meat that is hang infront of a oven. chef keeps rotatin it and slices thin fine meat from it. Assistant takes the meat and places it on this machiam KFC Beretto's skin and adds coleslaw to it.

basically to say, it origin from Turkey and is know as the Turkey Popiah.

anyway, soon after.. the MC for the day took over.

MC:" Hi ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, we would like to thank this people for donatin to tonights NSF night"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC: "first is Major Melvin for donating $100"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC: "next is CPT so-n-so"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC: "Next is Cpt so-n-so-again"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC:" Ok, the dinner may commence now"

wat i saw next was jus a flash past my eyes, tables were empty, chairs were empty, from my eye of view straight down the center, i don see a single soul.

wat i show next was horrifying, haunting me till now.. mee goreng-n-cha-pa-lang food was full of people. satay was crowded with people.

wat about the kebab you said??
oh, i couldnt find it at all. only saw heads...

nono, i cant let the kebab be eaten away just like that.

We rushed, we squeezed, we show our fightin spirt as typical Sporeans, we reached out as if we are reachin for the stars...

we got ourselves 4 kebabs..

haha.. anyway ate really a lot of sashimi after that.. though i wasnt a really keen sashimi lover. still choke myself with it. cause why?

heard its expensive and best, it was free~! hahaa.. i just love being me~

Today ladies & gentlemen, gonna give you a lesson on:
Army Terms - Tuang & Garang

Definition of Tuang : To describe an army man slacking in bunk while there is work to be done.
E.G. Ah Qiang is tuang-ing in bunk now while the others are working.

Definition of Garang : To describe a service man who is enthusiastically involved in his work. Is optimistic and very keen on what-ever he is tasked to do.
E.G. Ah Qiang was *'ONCE QUITE' garang. But now he is not even a BIT garang at all.

*once quite - which means i was only a bit, not a fuckin fanatic



ok so wat? i do agree too that i am not as garang as before. i tuang more now. i used to think that if i cant even tahan a bit of NS, wat else can i achieve when i am out there?
but frans in NS till now have proven me that this theory doesnt exist at all.

i am not referin to all, just a certain group(i am aware that a minority percentage of frans i have in camp reads my blog regularly).

if you wan me to give some examples to you now, i cant. i am weak at recalling and tellin people stuff that once happened. but it did happen sometimes. thats why i feel wat i am feeling now.

maybe just like wat my good fran, SEN (name has been change to protect the innocence) says "Qiang ah, NS only. can skip just skip, can siam de hua, only stupid don siam"
ok, i was once kam lan, now i realise the hard fact of NSF. just SERVE & FUCK OFF leave.

do so much also no one will see. no one will recognise you. but just take a break for once, people will see and ask why are you slackin..
so who gives a damn now?

YA I AM SLACKING NOW!!
BUEY SONG JOIN ME LOH~!

""Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me." - Samantha from Sex and The City

WU HU~~ THE MAN IS BACK IN TOWN AGAIN~!!!!!

SO HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN PEEPS!?!?!?

DO YOU MISS THE MAN~!!!!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HOLD IT~

DON WORRY~! FROM NOW ON, YOU GONNA HEAR MORE FROM ME~!

so as a matter of responsibility, i think i should tell you all where or why i haven been updatin this blog recently right?

haha, i don give a damn care~!!

anyway, was settling some little private issues of my life. something like TV i guess haha. if ever i was to become a director in future. oh by the way, did i told you my ambition?

after NS, i have decided to get into acting. but of course, beign the old modest me, i will work my way up slowly. here's my Ah Qiang's 8 steps to getting successful

1. Get into local media production by age of 23. (thats next year)
2. work my way up slowly and become the No. 1 Ah Ge to replace our current divorced Li-Nan-something bugger by age of 25.
3. Next get into Hollywood. i am interested in a number of production like Lord of Ring Part 4 - 6. preferably i will be getting the role of hobbit someone quite significant. of course i wont ask for more. i have already said, its slowly climbin up the steps. teh rest of movies like Terminator 4, i believe i look great in that outfit dude.
4. by age of 30 claim my first Oscar.
5. hopefully within 31 i can get into the singing industry too.
6. By 33 get my Grammy awards.
7. Retire honourably round age of 68.
8. buy a villa on the mountain of somewhere secluded.. hmm.. but i don like disturbances. guess i will jus buy the whole mountain.
   wo.. i have such non-greedy dreams. think i am just a normal human being. how normal i am man~