sorry to tell you guys.. but this blog is closed.. i am not updating it anymore..
from the start, i wanted to use this blog as my so called diary.. but somehow it has become a place where a lot of pple knw about it.. n writing my thoughts has been a hindrance.. anyway thk u guys for supporting my blog thru out this one year..

take care peeps

Glad to tell u peeps that i am seeing the fruits of my labour.. slowly n steadily i have been distancing myself with the female reproductive system. but still i cant stop myself from scolding lanjiao male reproductive system.

nvm nx i will target myself at that.. wish me all the luck. past week i have been busy helpin to set up for the engineer week. all i have to do was help set up Almond raft. but it was really tiring enough. i was the only full time tugboat spec around. the other 3 buggers were all attached to somethin else. weather was damn hot. i was hopin to get some tan, but not to the point of literally cookin myself on the raft. and due to the sian-ness of it, guess wat my men did? they were going around catchin small crabs n sea shells.

sound innocent?
this was one of their conversation when they caught one of a larger lookin crab

Pang "a, zhe zhi pang xie hen da (hey this crab is very big)

Pang "aiya, ta yao zhu wo de shou tao bu fang, hao you li (its holdin on to my gloves, so strong)

Pang "bu yong jing, zhe meh xi huan yao jiu man man ba ni shou ba duan (like to bite so much then i slowly remove ur hands)"

after removin its limbs he threw it away.. he caught another one.. then the other guy jus took a jack knife n split open the crab.. i saw the eggs.. looks yummy haha. then they played with sea shells..

guess u all knw wat happen to the sea shell...

though it was really busy n tiring, it was ok actually.. since i got to enjoy my wkend..



happier person lately......

ytd i did something for the first time in my 21 years-n-plus months..

hey i knw its Year of the Cock but please dont let ur mind drift away and think about sex one of the seven miracles of earth ok.....
exactly wat i cant tell n if you are thinkin that u can find out in future, FORGET IT!
wait till ur nx life bah. maybe then it may appear in ur dreams..

tmro's valentine's day, sad to say i will be stuck in camp. but happy to say too that anyway i have no one to celebrate with in any case. i find myself to be a better man lately haha. been tryin to change this habit which i not-picked-up, but sharpen the skills of scoldin vulgarity.. its a small first step.. at least lately i haven scolded cheebye anythin that links with the female reproductive system yet right?

see.. its a tiny small step to being a good guy haha.. so i ask all my frans to hit me(lightly pls) if i ever said anythin too rude. but do give me some leeway too.. things like `fuck` should be allow right? haha..

Year of the Cock.. wat more boring can it get? no new clothes, no new luck, no new house, no new way of celebrating my chinese new year..
come to tink of it.. even chinese new year has its fixed schedule.. year after year, its basically repeatin itself.. i can even memorise wat time i am suppose to leave house these few days, where i am heading, wat i will be doin at my destination n how long it takes b4 i get sianz n wat time b4 i start headin home..

its Da Nian Chu Yi.. n here i am blogging.. i can imagine the rest of the guys out there now sweatin out in this unbearable heat, forcing a once-in-a-year smile, visitin different households.. of coz. who will wear a sulky face and say 'happy new year' rite in ur relative face... even as unfranly as i am.. the smile jus come out when i need to say these few words..

i have 2 relatives out now in my living room.. but i am sianz till i don even wana go out and talk to them.. bad rite haha...

paiseh.. jus felt unfranly at this moment.. later at nite don knw wat i wan do liao.. someone save me.. people like me is very selfish.. its only in times of need when i wished my ancestors will be lookin over me.. normally u wan me to burn some joss sticks i also lazy..

examples of situations when i will pray for help from my ancestors is when:
-i am takin an exam n i haven even got the slightest idea wat the subject is about
-my shit is queuing up in my arse and i cant find a toilet anywhere
-stuck in lift

this morning i woke up realising that i don have a toothbrush.. u tell me la.. how more unlucky will i get.. apparently my mother bought a new mirror-that-comes-with-free-slots-to-put-toothbrush-n-shavers-n-so-on set. but i didnt knw my mother throw away my 5 mths old brush.
although the hairs on my brush is old till they are curling towards north n south, it still remains my favourite brush.. anyway i search for my drawer.. as sway as i am.. there aint any new brushes around...

Few options left for me:
-use the toothbrush which my mother use to scrub bowls
-use my family members toothbrush
-dont brush at all

considering all the available options.. i did a thorough mind scan.. in the end, i spread some colgate in my index finger. without any specs on at all n from far, my index finger looks exactly like a toothbrush.. so smart of me.. so i was happily scrubbing my teeth..

feeling was different but it aint the first time anyway.. it jus feels like a toothbrush which the hair has all came out.. thats all.. not much difference wat..

jus finish my online application for NTU so dropped by for a blog..
n yes peeps.. its time for applyin ur university if u haven done so.. i knw.. i shouldnt tell u all right haha.. since less pple = less competitors.. but wat ya knw??
i aint so selfish.. n anyway, even if i don remind u all, there r still millions out there whose results are way better than me.. so wat harm is there by adding a few more right haha??

its like pouring water with a 1 litre bottle into the sea in an attempt to help fill up the Pacific Ocean..

get it???

kaoz.. it means it doesnt FUCKING MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE~!

sunday got duty again.. n it will b my final extra duty.. YEA~~~ so hapi.. so glad.. but guess wat... my fran jus made me kana 3 more.. haha.. thx fab..

anyway as i said.. i don blame u, i jus hate u..
seriously i am not angry with u..
its jus a better way of expressin my anger rite haha...

see.. i wrote 'haha'.. which idiot would write 'haha' when he is angry.. a normal person wouldnt write 'haha' when he is angry right?
too bad i am an idiot..