ai seh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOOK WHOSE BACK IN THE HOUSE~!!!!!!!!

now sadly to say.. i feel so much better... this is such a.....
.....
fUckIng baD news...

i was plannin to later go see doctor n take mc.. that would jus require 99% real sickness n 1% acting skills.
now i need to use 99% of my Oscar winning award acting skills n 1% hengness... damnit...

must b ytd the fried stuff which i took.. bloody hell.. make me recover so fast.. i always knew thos so-called 'ban' stuff which u are not suppose to eat when u r sick can make u better..
so y is it that when u r young those auntie n uncle ask u not to eat them when u r sick???

coz they r bloody SELFISH.. wana eat themselves only.. nx time u c... if my kid is down with flu, i will make sure i put him in freezer.

ytd went to country manna restaturant n eat.. took one photo inside.. nowadays ah, c peh ma fan oen le u knw.. pple complain my blog no photo c one.. knn le.. of coz la, my blog is all solid stuff one le.. not like some use pic to fill up the whole blog..
wahahahah.. paiseh.. if u r one.. skip the previous line..



chio rite... c.. no photo but when got photo, its not jus ah mao ah gou photo.. solid winning award photo le... one more to ease my readers appetide



ai seh man... i can hear the applause comin... ok la folks.. thats all for photo session. the rest i keep better.. wait i sure kana suan one haha..

*away to see one of my fran blog..

wo.. my fran fran actually jump off building.. omg... y leh.. dumb le... haiz.. nvm.. who knws mayb nx time i may jump also..
jus in case u gals r interested, its a guy who jump.. for another gal apparently..
c.. guys r such weak creatures.. there is no longer wat guy n gal is equal.. bullshit...
nx time gals should open the doors for guys, pull chairs out for us, got danger protect us..
got danger protect us.. hmm... nah.. the only person i know can do this is probably the "HA TA~!" gal.. wahahahaha... ok la.. don bully her liao..

*whisper. say nice is don bully her.. truth is i really scared go CGH..

wahahaha.. hi miss karate gal.. jus jokin ah.. i sick la.. so write rubbish..

fuck...
fuckin sick...

since tues i got high fever liao.. mayb coz mon trainin the weather was damn hot.. then in the night cold again.. kana fever nvm.. thur i went to c the camp MO.. got a fever of 38.5 which i didnt expect coz i cant feel it at all.. prob i got use to the fever liao.. when i knw i got 38.5, i was quite happy.. means can go back home.. scali the MO give me jus 3 days light duties..

WAT THE FUCK~!?!?
i sgt le.. give me light duties for fuck???? means i still must go back training mah

then as the week goes by, more n mroe pple got fever.. 3 kana dengue fever.. tink the camp is cursed one..

ytd night best.. damn slack.. finish evrythin at round 3 pm... after slack all the way..
round night time.. the trainees in my bunk were all doin their own things.. some chatting n some... guess wat..

we also play games like pull underwear.. but thats just pullin right..
fuckin hell, the trainees in my bunk play TEAR underwear.. tts rite tear... not take out n tear.. its grab hold of that guy n pull it till it tear.. see liao also knw very pain.. but least as long as they r not angry with it we wont step a foot in..

shant write anymore.. fuckin sick

*tick tock tick tock tick tock~
~countdown to book in..

nvr to tink i would have this sad feelin again..
like when i was a trainee..

tick tock...

*HEY~
haha.. suddenly got one idea.. wait ah...



wee wee~
chow yun fat siah...

wahahahahaha....


*bo liao~
21 yrs old soon still doin this type of got one don have one..
jus saw yuyan blog..
yoz dude.. don b sad.. cheer up k

jus chat with XXXXXXX today.. tink she has quite a sad case.. how to say..
when she was attached, she had a possesive bf, as a result.. for 2 yrs, she rarely went with her own frans. those 2 years was jus revolvin round her bf.. now she is single again..
and she gotta pick herself where she left again.. finding back those frans..

sad case.. didnt knw she had such a bf back then.. tout she was jus content enough to b with him.. if i knew his bf was like this.. i would have called her n tell her this
"CAN U WAKE UP YOUR F**KIN IDEA~!"

haha.. jokin.. this was last time my sergeant like to shout at me.. coz i always dreamin

but seriously la.. how come gals can tahan such bfs ah?
unbelievable.. if i have a gf who is soooooo possesive..

i will go ask her go sleep with the dogs...

btw.. ytd ktv session with some of the new found frans(who went for shi zhi lu kou) was quite nice.. anyway thx to pek phey hoe.. is this how u spell it??
haha anyway thx to peihe.. don knw thank her for wat.. jus incase anythin jus thank loh.. lalala
ytd i wasnt feelin bored la.. jus that i have the right to not smile all the time right? tiring ya knw..

come to tink of it. when i don smile.. pple say i look fierce.. siao ey le.. tink smile not tiring meh??
like coconadan like that when i keep smiling for nothing..

i knw some say i look like liu de hua when i smile, look like liang zhao wei when i grin.. but come on la.. give me a break.. i am tired of the cameras..

*shake head hard'wakeupwakeup'

haha.. ok la.. back from wonderland.. 1939 liao le.. neh neh.. sob sob..

played a stupid game today...
wahahaha.. frans r gonna kill me for sayin this..

shi zhi lu kou~!!
yes thats right.. food chain game.. damn jia ba nothing to do le haha..

anyway nvm.. quite ok la the game.. another way to spend another of my few precious sat. 3 more hours to day break, which means bOOK IN~!

suddenly tout of one of my fran who will b sitting for the O lvls soon.. haha.. the only fran whom i knw still in sec school..

WISH U ALL THE BEST BITCH..

hahhaha..

tried somethin really different today..



guess wat i am blowing?????





haha... Underated-18

something sad which i gota announce to my female admirers..


i am attached now....


















to bravo...

muahahaha.. siao keng one la.. don b sad.. jus pullin ur legS

notice the big 'S'.. haha.. that means more than one.. wu.. i got so many admirers.. so paiseh...
ok.. enough of 'qiang in wonderland'.. time to b back in reality..
ytd i tekan my whole platoon jialat jialat.. actually, ya hor.. not consider tekan.. nvr even knock them down.. jus give them a good scolding..

apparently i got to knw that one of the smokers was caught smokin.. so i fall in the whole platoon in the middle of night n give them a good scolding.. this morning woke up don knw i was too harsh a not.. nvm la.. nx week treat them better loh...


wait long long~

wahahahaha..

nights out loh.....

tout my training days were long gone..


i....



was....


wrong~!!!


neh neh.. went back to sungei gedong camp to train my trainees. by right my role is instructor. but since we are a OPS company, means i need to be proficient in my role also. so lan lan suck thumb, i got to train also. that will be for another gruelling 4 weeks. so these 4 weeks book in book out also from that camp which is in LIM CHu KANG~!!
worse still.. got to sleep later than the trainees and wake up same time as them.. ah~~
sleep later is cause they got lights out timing so give them use the toilet to bathe first.. good right we all. then sianz got to sleep at 2 plus then wake up at 5. wah laoz.. i long time no this kind of timing liao le.. can die le.. then book in book out for next 4 weeks will be here also.
shit man.. this type of niao bu la shi de di fang(even bird dont shit place), jialat la.. don knw travellin time how long

by the way.. scroll down below and u all will see one pic which i said is the Almond.

look closely and u will c 2 boats, thats call a tugboat.
i am the, *drum roll pls~~~

Tug Boat Commander~!!

sounds nice??

nah~

anyway today damn sway. rem i say earlier in my entry that i was fuckin sway then somethin bad really happen..

well, scenario is like this. b4 i began, let me tell u wats a so called VICOM.
it means vehicle commander. basically we need vicoms for vehicles to move out.. not evrytime la, but whenever we movin out somewhere

so on the 12th of aug, i was on this big vehicle moving from seletar camp to sungei gedong. i was the last among the vehicles la. so along KJE, the vehicles infront of me change lane so of course mine follow suit. then we overtook some of the vehicles from my camp too, but from different platoons, then i heard a bang. later on they told me i hit their mirror.

nvm, after that they told me i am gonna be in trouble..
????

for fuck?? i wasnt the one who drove it ya knw.. but too bad they told me, i was the so called VICOM~

stupid right? how can i do to prevent it?

nvm.. so today whole day i was running around writing statements.. stupid dumb shit.. curse~

suah.. jus fuck it.. watever they want jus GIVE IT TO ME~!
today at meeting, my platoon sergeant said something. he told me sometimes even if wat our superiors tell us is wrong, we must learn how to swallow it like a man. or not they complain to the higher authorities we jialat.. haha.. he suddenly say this.. i knw one of us must have talk back during our training in sungei gedong..

the first guy i tout of was ben, LIM SOON LYE, aka xiao lye.. wahahaha..
only he has the balls to speak back. jus like me. thats y i kinda respect him too. later on i ask him. he say coz he fuck back the pc.. woo.. way to go...
i heard about the situation, if i was there, i would fuck back also.. thwats the way we specs should be man.. not evrythin yes sir yes sir.. knn.. evrythin they correct is it..

another argument on NSF..
haiz.. tink i wrote my views umpteen times..

jus now while having a conversation with my fran, this was wat he said to me
"aiyo, qiang.. nsf only, not sign on.. can chao keng jus chao keng"

i totally disagree with him.. first to say, i am not those who is on the ball one.. i slack too.. but i still do my job properly.
jus wana make my point clear. its just army, DO IT LIKE A MAN.

i am not any super human, i am not those garang one or super siao on. but i believe since its 2 yrs wasted, y not make it a fruitful one.
yes, u can treat it jus a normal 2 years, can siam jus siam, can keng jus keng. but at the end of 2 years. wat do u gain?
knowledge? possible
experience? possible
but grown up in terms of mental strength and matureness?? don tink so...
u cant even tahan NS, how to do big things next time when u step into the reality world. u will just treat ur work like how u treat NS, can siam jus siam, can keng, OF COURSE KENG LA

i cant say for sure i will really be bloody mature and strike it rich but at least i wana try at least make myself more worthy as a man who will be fighting out my own career in future.

some may say i am stupid. but wat the fuck.. tink i will care?
i believe in after effects... simple logic. eat overnight curry, confirm get lao sai nx day right?
same thing to NS.
unable to take NS due to poor mentality means its the best u go KFC fry chicken better.

trust me la.. just do wat u are given..
i also learn one thing from NS..
even if u are kana fucked for no reason, do the stuff first. once its done, then u reason out with your superiors.

)*#@!@)&^#*^#_)*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kaoz~!!!!!

damn pissed off...
was thinkin of completing a game which my fran passed me.. so wanted to get done with it by this week.. who knows after playin for a gruesome 30+ hours.. somethin shit happen.. the files which i saved somehow got corrupted.. cant carry on for where i started, got to restart..

fuck rite?? can things get anymore sway for me these 2 weeks.. even decide to stay at home liao.. who knws my bad lucky carry on till my home.. really feel like scoldin the magic 3 words...

kaoz.. wat u guys thinkin.. its I LOVE U la..
although i mad but still can think ok?

but really damn fuckin sianz le.. play for so hard liao then suddenly evrythin comes to an end.. feel defeated.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit

*went to check SMS..
oh.. its max.. paiseh dude nvr reply u.. still don knw my decision.. i am a fickle minded bitch

feel so terrible now.. am goin to spend money later~!!

Limit Set: $20

hahaha.. jokin la.. neh neh..
i still got mood to joke.. but not funny at all

nvm.. my bunch of trainees listen up.. i am so pissed off right now.. so i am goin to vent it on u all on monday.. say ur prayers

soRRy to kept YA waitinGGGG~~~~~

TO my most supportive readers..

u guys must b sick and tired to coemk to my blog evryday to see me not blogging.. i am so sorry..

wahahahahahah.. paiseh.. bhb.. i am busy mah.. protecting the country le~
just back home from sentosa..

sent-wat!?!?!
tout u say u protecting the country?!?!?

haha.. anyway today was my unit so-called 34th birthday.. so went to sentosa to celebrate.. quite fun.. too bad forgot to bring my camera.. damn it.. lucky my fran got bring so borrrow from him loh..

anyway when i reached back home.. there was this fran of my father.. hwas a fortune teller.. quite well known i heard.. so as a usual curious fan, i ask him to look at mine also.. quite zhun i must say.. or should i say very zhun.. all the previous past things he guess it correctly..

then out of curiosity, i ask him.. so when can i have a gf.. then he said "actually u have one gal now"

?????

wtf?? haha.. since when i got a gal now? then he explain.. not that i have her la.. just have in mind~~

chey~~ tout wat.. then he further on elaborate...

"just that there is some problem.. from the way it looks.. is she still attached?"
wa.. zhun.. nothing to say liao

ytd something really serious happen in camp.. lazy to type out.. but seriously, tink i may be charged.. haiz.. thats y today at sentosa i wasnt really enjoying myself.. no mood.. damn sway these 2 weeks.. so many unhappy things happening.. damn sianz..

tink my happy-go-lucky mood also giving up.. seems like today bloggin quite little.. of course la.. where got mood to write....

sianz.. go smoke liao

g0sH~~

so tired.. back from a night's outing.. to where??

MY BEST GAL-FRAN bday.. it was at aloha loyang.. wo.. big place man.. but kinda empty.. prob bcoz its big.. tts y haha.. anyway lucky that i go... got so many pretty gals around haha.. all eat potatoe one.. it was kind of costume parade.. one of them was wearing a nurse outfit.. lucky i got no fetish for nurse wear haha..

so again, i volunteer to b the photographer for her.. in this way, can go around takin pics mah.. smart rite.. knn.. am i evil or wat...

haiz.. i am a very simple guy.. sometimes i wish things could turn out simple n non complicated at all.. actually today i was hopin i could meet someone after the xiaohui's bday.. but in the end nvr meet.. coz i tink don meet would b better.. tts y i nvr even ask..
sometimes, sometimes to not things get more complicate, u just have to run away from the matter, tryin to find a way to solve it may not always be the best solution

i always tout having a good memory was good.. its easy to remember things, but its even harder to forget..

chim right..

so wats wrong with qiang today.. or today he has upgraded to Prof. Qiang De Cruz..

nah.. just tryin to be serious for once.. its not many times where u can c me get serious ok.. except for the time i cant find any toilet paper around.. haha.. sorry.. lame

i realise now i tend to tink too much at times... do i?
how i hope i can forget things easily.. but if thats the case.. tink i will fail my exams..

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

wtf.. i was supposed to be serious.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE~!!!!!

RAISE MY PAY PLEASE~!!!

suddenly, i have the urge to be poetic for once. so the first thing which i am gonna blog for the week will be a poem i saw in my bro's notebook when i was in p5. gonna be bit obscene so pls seek parental consent.

There was once a bitch
Who took off her panties, and showed her pussy to me
My cock starts to steam and that, makes me feel uneasy
I took off my boxers and thrust it into her pussy
and there she went scream, scream, scream

After making the scene, i find myself bed full of cream
and there she was cursing shit at me
i faced her, butts up and stuffed her mouth with my L** Pa Ji

ok end of poem.. funny, i am not very proud of this poem haha.. anyway normally i am not like this. sayin such obscene things. i am a very conservative guy ya knw haha.. tink except for me no one blive also

ok jokes aside. basically not much to blog this week. same old army shit, i aint gonna repeat it. or not my female readers, if any, will be bored to tears. right honey?

haha.. see.. guess u all now wondering whose the honey i meant.. i jus said for fun.. don tink so much.. stil rem a certain entry when i said wat humans do the most in our life other than breathing n blinkin.
i pose this questions to my trainees one day. answers like wat masturbating la, shitting la n crap came out.. damn funny.. anyway for ya guys who nvr read it, its waiting.

yes, waiting. humans spend almost 3/4 of life waiting for things to happen. think it over urself on how long u spend time waiting for a certain thing to happen evry day.

this morning went for an outcamp run in marina promenade. in simple terms, the chinese new year "chun dao he ban" the area there.. nice area to jog. i wouldnt mind jogging there evry morning, but i mind travelling so far just to jog. anyway its quite shitty, goin down so far jus to have a 20 min jog. really damn free the people there.

n lastly, wats the one of the most 'worst' thing that can happen to you?
-u cant do anything, but to quietly bless the one u love

wahahaah.. sen.. corporal liao ah.. so striking le ur rank..

to congrats u, a national tribute to u..





wah lao.. glaring right~

"FUCKING HELL KNOCK IT DOWN~!"

P.S.: for those stil blur blur.. http://edisen07.blogspot.com/

n lastly for you hey, pluck teeth one, don laugh too much

saw a show in the afternoon on ESPN..
its ESPY i tink. sort of grammy award for sports players

there they pay a tribute to George Weah, a Liberian born soccer player. he was a legend, just that he is not dead yet.. anyway they did a short documentary on his country Liberia.

one of it was a interview by a boy. i remember clearly wat he say
"i was born on Oct 22nd 1988. i am used to holding a Ak in my hands. evryday i led an army of 31 men to the fronts. i was a leader, i was a major. now i am tired of all this, i want peace"

this i not makin up one.. it really happen. i was really shock when i saw it.. at an age when i was still foolin around with my O'levels, he is aready fightin using guns.
liberia is currently quite a chaotic country. people r stil fighting war within. even kids as young as 12 hold up guns. this guy george weah, went back to his country after he retire from soccer in an order to bring back peace. he wants to use soccer and some how divert their attention from war. this was wat was said by one.
"whenever his game was played, evryone stopped, even with guns in their hands"

quite inspiring i thought. i am not tryin to say how great a man he is, since i don knw him well..
but rather the situation thats happenin around... i tink SG kids including me are really fortunate people..