Thursday, January 18, 2007

Yesterday Night

It was an unusually quiet night.
Apart from the occasional rustling of leaves from the trees, the blurred noises from my neighbour's television, everything else was dead still.
I could hear a baby crying from far apart. I wonder why. Must be longing for her parents I thought....
The air was unusually cold, giving people a comfortable yet uneasy feeling. Must be due to the heavy rain 2 days before.

The moon was exceptionally round, making lonely hearts even lonelier.


I took off my trousers and sat down..

I just love shitting in this kind of night...

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Too Late?

The intervals at which I update my blog is getting longer and longer. One thing for sure I know is my entries lately are very bored to read. Cause everytime I write until very bored also.

I know it may be kinda late writing this. But I decided to set myself some resolutions for the new year. So at least at the end of 2007, I could look back, smile and say,

"At least I set some resolutions for this year. Its not that I couldnt fulfill it. Its just that I forgot about it."

Ok, anyway here goes:

*Listing of resolutions is not placed in accordance to which one is more fucking important to me

Resolution 1: Hit the magical 7 on the weighing machine.
This one is simple. I just set the machine to minus 10 kg before stepping on it :)

Resolution 2: Complete my exams in a smooth smooth, no horse run way.

Resolution 3: Know at least 1 Chiobu person of any gender from Japan, Korea, Taiwan and Hong Kong when I go back to Australia.
I leave out one country cause I hate people from that country.

Resolution 4: Be a more lucky person.
I cant control this I think.

Resolution 5: Get myself laid by every woman from every country. So that in future when I look into the eyes of my children and grandchildren, I can smile and say, "I have done Singapore proud :)"

Resolution 5: Talk less, listen more.

Resolution 6: Make my resolutions come true.


Wa 6 resolutions only I also got to squeeze my brain juice dry dry to think what I want. Appears to me I am a simple guy who likes to keep my life simple I think. Tsk. I am simple, what a joke.

Resolutions for this year will be very little. But I promise you. I, Hong Ziqiang, promise you!! Resolutions for year 2008 will DEFINITELY be longer!!

At least will have 7!!