Sunday, June 27, 2004

last post for this week liao lo haha..

jus spend a whoppin 200 bucks today.. cham liao.. soon my salary will b drained.. spent 115 on jersey, 50 on shoes n another 30 on miscellanous.. haiz..

anyway this two day a very funny thing happen to me.. i saw 3 gals which i ONCE like hahahaha.. n 1 from my pri sch ytd night n 2 today.. so bloody coincidence.. think something good is gonna happen to me soon... better be good.. wahahahahaha.. btw.. nx sat wont b able to blog liao.. only bookin out on sun night coz sun mornin got live firing for my trainees.. got to go with them.. damn sianz man..

as a result cant go for song bday.. damn paiseh wahahahaha

Saturday, June 26, 2004

jus wrote testimonials for all my BPCC mates.. really miss those trainin days.. most enjoyable 10 weeks of my life.. take care dudes~
fuck.. ytd entertain my frans so place a bet on france.. scali who knows they lost..
ask me whether wana bet again tonite.. decided not to..

true la.. feel like bettin to recoup my loses... but who knws.. mayb my lost will snowball n in the end.. i may lose more than i should.. so i jam my brake first haha...
whahahahaha...

finally after a difference of one week, i am back home again to fill in my blog..

its been a long time since i book out only once evry week. (well, that is if u notice my blog entry, i was actually bookin out quite frequent last 2 weeks coz i finished my BPCC course)

ok anyway, this week, i was posted to my new place - Bravo Company. its a operation ready company. that is to say when war comes, i will be there. for the next 4 months, i will b trainin the group of men under me.

actually the first day the 21 of us of us who were posted there were quite nervous. from jus a trainee the day before to a instructor the next day. believe it a not.. it was really a big difference.

i was being posted to PLatoon 1 and the section under me is section 1 too.. i should say being a instructor is really fun wahhaahah.. i gave my first "knock it down" to a private name Peh.. haha,, shiok man, my virgin "knock it down"

*for ladies who dont understand wats knock it down. basically it means ask a person to do 20 push up

anyway for the next 6 days, i was doin the things which i last time most envy my instructors. smokin when u wan to la, sleepin in bunk when i wan to la n etc.. damn shiok man haha.. but the only bad point is the rest of my BPCC mated who were posted to other places, i see them book out evryday.. only i canot.. n thats quite sad haha..

but good point is i can always talk cock with the whole platoon.. then they open mouth is yes sergeant no sergeant.. wah laoz eh.. don knw how to describe the feelin man.. jus damn SHIOK ~~ but i see my other frans who are posted to other platoon(in bravo also) are enjoyin more than me.. they like playin toy like that haha..

ok anyway to the interstin stories which happen these few days.. on tuesday, i heard about this story where one of the trainee's gf got admitted into hospital. out of concern, i went to his bunk at night to check out.. he told me that 5 yrs ago he was a consellor. it was then he met his current gf. she got an abortion. anyway after that they started seeing each other. this gf of his gain some weight durin the pregnancy. she sort of like diet intensively. skippin meals n so on resultin of something like low blood iron in her body. thats when she sometimes gets pale n faints easily. it so happens that on tues night his gf fainted n was admitted to ICU. but he didnt wana b excused from camp to go c his gf. he didnt wana like sort of pose any problems to the instrutors. so as care n concern, i told him that anytime he needs help, can come look for us.

next story, one of the trainee apparently couldnt take the trainin n called the SAF Enginneer hotline. most of the time when u call there, things really get highlighted.
anyway he was sayin he is sufferein from depression. n wats worse is he is from my section. oh ya.. hope u all din mistaken. i am very nice to my platoon.. rarely tekan them man hahaha.. so don say i make that guy suffer from depression. anyway the problem was really highlighted. the CO of 35 SCE came down at night to talk to the all the instructors of bravo company. sayin wat they is no more coreective training la, wat cannot ask them run n touch lamp post n come back la(anyway again for ladies out there, these r some of the punishments implemended), n wat run up n down the floor to change into full battle order n so on. actually when i heard it i was a bit like sianz.. we r training soldiers le uncle.. not holding a home economic lecture. that one cannot this one cannot.. it really a bit of pampering la i feel.. anyway things got cool down n i went back the nx day to talk to that depression guy.

n odd thing is guess wat.. jus on the day in the afternoon before i knw that this guy called the hotline, i was talkin cock with them.. it was somethin like this.. its jus after training, i was teachin them on one outfield lesson. apparently as usual i finish my lesson early with my section(14 men). so we sat down n talk cock.. i was sayin about how i feel about ns la, that we should jus take it like a men la, no need stress or wat.. then got anythin can come look for us.. who knws at night the next thing is the CO came haha... guess i said that too late...

ok.. sianz liao.. wrote quite a lot.. go to sleep...

Sunday, June 20, 2004

current status.. really fuckin bored to death.......

fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~
fucking bored to death~~~~

some may find my choice of words quite provocative in a sense i use quite lot of swearing.. i wont apologise for it coz its my way of living. nonsense right?

haha.. sorry, i was lame.

now i am seriously bored at home. wanted to find some frans but decided not to coz i tink each may b bzy with their own stuff so nvm, wtf.. jus continue sian-ning loh.

i am really fed up with my sundays.. typical sundays for me.. evrytime after noon time i will b pracitcally left with nothing to do. i need a change in my lifestyle. i am dyin of boredom.

i c a number of my frans seem troubled with things lately. like unable to meet up with their old frans whom they practically meet up evry week when they were younger. i blive a lot of people experience with these problems.

all i can say is "dey, part of growing up la"

very soon, things would b worse. from 1 month meet up once to mayb few months interval. people start goin overseas to study, some need time with their partners or mayb even commitments elsewhere. no wonder until 16 yrs old i have been hearing adults saying "being young is good"
n then there we'll b saying.. wtf.. where got.. being young so many things cannot c. cannot watch 'movies' la, less freedom n so on.

n now i am goin thru that part of 'oh-how-i-miss-childhood' phase. but wtf, should always look ahead. look behind once n prepare to trip urself. but still, nvr too bad to glance back once or twice(ironical right, tink i can come up with Macbeth II, haha)

take tmro for instance, another phase in army. movin to my new place, new frans, new environment n so on. haiz.. guess life is always about adapting to new changes. even now i am seriously tinkin of overseas study. bit excitin n uncertain about it.

last few days i was extremely moody. not i say one but my surrounding frans say one.. they say i look moody. not one person say, but most haha.. mayb bah.. i didnt really notice it. but i do knw i was troubled with something lately. but hahahahaha.. wtf.. dismiss it away with another 'its-part-of-growing-up' hahaa.

still feeling sianz.. feel like endin my blog here but continue to drag on. really got nothin to do. mayb frans who pity me can start msgin me up.

come to tink of it. my personality has really changed a lot. from a quiet boy, to bit more chatty, to very chatty, to fuckin lame hahahaa.
they always say that gals mature faster? y??
i derive mayb bcoz they start growing boobs up there which add as xtra brains..
(wahahahaha no offence ladies)

ok, that was a half-time joke. i am prepared to face the wraths of all women out there. ok back to personality thing. actually i tink u all out there when free can try recallin how u were like b4 n how u r like now.

i rem when i was younger, i nvr dare to tell gals that i like them. i would always shy out at the sight of them. but now i am lot more braver. mayb bcoz i have gain more confidence or mayb bcoz i jus simply enter the phase of its-all-about-growing-up. haha.. entry today seems quite fuck up..

sometimes i really tink that gals r fascinating mammals. i really hope i can b a gal in my nx life so i can understand how they tink. u nvr knw when to pay more attention to them n when to jus leave them alone. they expect u to b sensitive to their feelings n yet sometimes u can b too sensitive to their liking. they can spend hundred n thousands of dollars on make-ups n hairdo.

for example. i have a fran who for the past yr spend quite a hefty on dyeing her hair to don knw wat blond n so on. but recently she spend hundred plus dyein her hair to blue-black. which from wat i c, is jus ------------ black.

c fascinating right~

in my earlier entry, i wrote about how my bro's gf always spend these huge amounts on buying slimmin pills at FANCYL. her diet method was:
-go gym
-go sauna
-eat very little(n i mean really little)
-eat the slimmin pills

she did slim down of coz. but wat she spend n wasted her time on didnt really justify the weight that she had lost. i actually felt that u r aready doin so much on losin weight, prob can take away the eatin of pills part. exp n seems no use like that.

ok.. drop that issue. i don wan to provoke any ladies anymore. sometimes being able to speak watever is on ur mind doesnt help.

another thing which i sometimes wanted to b was a women's magnet. that is to b so bloody charmin n gd lookin that no women can resist u. i wonder how that will b like.

ya i knw i knw.. its the same old jus-b-contented-with-who-u-r right..

well i mean mayb i can try somethin different sometimes. i am a very curious guy ya knw hahaa. ok.. stop my bull shitting for now..

Saturday, June 19, 2004

woooo.. so tired.. jus reach home..

went to watch movie with my amry mates - liang, sze gay n chongming..

wat show? - round the world in 80 days..

sadly to say.. its a ok show but disppointin for a jacky chan show.. mayb he is gettin old so u cant expect him to fly here n there anymore.. anyway the show was a bit cartoon.. don knw how to xplain but i give it a 5/10. pple with xtra money may wana consider watching it.

after the show we had supper at S-11 AMK.. after that i went driving alone. wind down my window all the way n switch full blast for my music, no techno but josh groban.. haha.. soothing music.. driving in night is sometimes really a stress reliever. especially with windows down n the right music..

drove from amk to eunos to changi to tampines to yishun. basically expect for amk n yishun, i don really knw where i was heading for the rest of the areas hahah... my geographic location of sg is really fuck up.. mayb guess wat my frans say r correct. god is fair. wat u r good in something, u r fuck up in another. i mayb learn things fast, but i recognise road like shit.. so is that good or no good?

Thursday, June 17, 2004

wah sianz..

jus came back from the soil course in SP. lets say.. i knw learning of soil is important for engineers coz we give mobility to the infantry. without us, so wat if they have guns, artilleries n so on??

they cant even move to the areas they wana go.. so u c.. without us, they can fuck off..

anyway back question.. to SP to learn about soil. ok.. so wat if we learn about how to differentiate the soil, its kind n so on.. does that mean when we go to a designated site and when we are told to lay mines or build anchorage, we can:
- slowly take out some soil sample
- examine the soil
- differentiate its type

find the results then finally tell the sir

"sorry ah sir.. soil too hard, cannot knock ah. will tired.."

fuck right?!?!

no matter how hard the soil is, u jus gotta knock..

so morale of story is: why the fuck we got to go for this soil course when at the end of the day, ur objective is to die die get things done?

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

wahahaha.. i am back~~

lets start with ytd night feast which we had at bunk.. not very glamourous as most of the pple werent in.. some did not book in as they got to attend soil course today (mine is tmro)
anyway we ask th ecadets to join us. we bought bread la, tuna la, luncheon meat la n 3 sparkling juice.. jus carry on eatin then in came adam.

we said "come le adam, join us le"

"no thx i am on a diet. nvm.. i will jus take a bit"

so he took 2 slices of bread n spread some nutella on it..

very soon, out came 2 more slices n nutella.

then another 2 bread n nutella..

"wahahahaha.. wat the fuck.. tout u on diet."

"ya true, i am on diet. but as u c, nutella n bread is very low fat one"

wahaha wat the hell.. then carry on he pop in some tuna n some more bread.. there goes his low fat diet meal.. hahaha.. then suan hong was eatin the luncheon meat which really look like pedigree haha..

haiz.. gd times gonna end soon coz the cadets will b leavin this week n nx mon as i said we will b movin to our own different areas liao..

anyway this mornin i went to the gym. in the morning, i started to draw out a blueprint to compare "during" trainin phase n "after" training phase..

"DURING TRAINING"

0500 - wake up go brush teeth
0525 - take a smoke b4 i head down to fall in
0530 - fall in go eat breakfast
0600 - go to hangar to start preparing to move the vehicles out
0600 to 0800 - set up the day's training stuff
0800 - training starts
0800 to 0100(thats more than 12 hours) - siong training
0200 - go back bunk, bathe settle down n sleep at round 2 plus.. next day same thing carry on

n for now~~~

"AFTER COURSE"

- own time own target wake up go eat breakfast which i don even bother to go eat so i woke at round 8am
0800 - go brush teeth
0830 - go gym with frans
0830 to 1000 - torture myself in there
1000 - go back bunk slack
1300 - slack somemore then go to the mess watch movies
1300 to 1700 slack like don knw wat the fuck like that
1700 - book out loh~!


wahahaha.. see the big diff.. haiz.. i can get myself enjoyin being a 3rd sgt hahaha..

anyway today saw clement (remember the oh-clement-who-scratch-his-dick-infront-of-the-female-captain). he couldnt move his hands at all..

was really concerned.. tout wat happen to him

*did he knock his hand? hit somewhere hard??

"clement, how u injured ur hand?"

"oh.. i did 80 push up that night.. pain till now"

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wahahaha.. wat the fuck.. 80 push up n hand soft?? hahahahaha..

*hope he doesnt read my blog

i love u clement~

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

hahaha.. how ya folks.. anyway first to start with.. a wallpaper which i jus designed



how how?? stupid right.. thats me dude.. anyway first to solve the puzzle of how coem i reach home so early today.. well.. nights off mah.. now slack liao.. course over.. but that will last till nx monday only b4 i get posted to another place. definetly gonna miss my frans here... we bought some food today. plannin to go back bunk tonight n

HAVE A PARTY~!!!

wahahaha.. today whole day sleep in bunk again.. was feeling unwell.. ytd whole night nvr sleep.. keep tossin in bed.. feel like vomitin but nvr vomit at all.. jus like shit jus on the brink of ur arse but cannot squeeze it out.. haah don knw how to say la..
jus recently start to have a kind of emotion which i long time nvr have liao..

*wat kind???

don wana say le haha..

Sunday, June 13, 2004

very soon nx week will b another new phase in my ns life.. got to move place again.. beein movin place for the last 9 mths.. sick of it.. but my nx place will b fix for rest of my ns life.. very much njoy the times i hav with my current BPCC mates.. mayb the best i had so far..

ytd we jus went for lunch after camp. went to united square in 4 cars.. meng nearly had an accident, kai boon miss the first exit.. all thx to our very own see gay.. (its a name. its not see, his a gay)

anyway 22 pple went.. quite big group or should i say its fuckin big group.. haha..

nvm.. try to c whether nx sat can hav a bbq..

later will b goin for rose bday.. wrong.. to phase it again.. its mayb.. depends on whether song driving a not.. then nite got to book in liao.. cant c england n france match.. *&$*#&(*&(#&*

i guess all soccer fans will b cursin n swearing if they cant watch the match due to some reasons also.. coz how to say leh.. it will b like match of the year, it will b like u SHE fan then u cant c their final concert.. haiz.. damn sianz.. wanted to keng one MC out... but i honest guy le haha.. i am a bitch

Friday, June 11, 2004

graduate liao loh.. quite hapi n sad n same time.. bayonet proves sharp enough.. tink should b ok to slice meat

Thursday, June 10, 2004

went for rehearsal at nee soon camp today for my graduation tmro.. damn sianz man.. whole day doin the same thing..

first one guy comes up to talk.. *blah blah blah

second guy comes up talk *blah blah blah

then for us to go on top to recieve our certificate

then donning of our berets n sayin out the specialist creed

go back home..

*nice, simple n easy

but sometimes being too easy is not too good either.. cant feel anything..

by the way.. i am a silver bayonet holder.. which means i am the the top 10% for the whole course.. there is 180 pple.. remember for my course that i went for 1 month of basic engineering which then i got split up to bridging which compromises of 80 pple..
8 were choosen for the bayonet..

however seriously i am not really very happy on gettin the bayonet though.. reason is bcoz somehow the instructors manipulated with the results.. too lazy to xplain y.. but among the 8, i must say they r even better choices around.. sure, they are candidates who r really worthy of the bayonet but i cant say all.. i actually said to one of my fran that once we get the bayonet, lets throw into the dustbin.. the army has made the once prestigous n proud title become a thing that is even hounorable to take anymore..

my frans all knw about the "maniplulation" of results behind.. yes, they do told me that i am one of those who should really get.. but aiya.. i am really confused myself.. i am those u ask me to do things i do nice nice for u one.. but if u ask me to plan things.. haha, paiseh.. i sure cock things up.. i hate planning.. talk so much n no action..

nvm.. i will drop this issue.. tmro take the bayonet c nice a not.. if nice bring home n cut meat

Monday, June 07, 2004

wahahaha.. previous blog was jus to show my excitement as being a sergeant... \
wahahahaha
wahahawhah
wahahahahah

now walk also different.. wear sergeant walk in camp feel like got wind behind me one.. during evening when we walk back to bunk, i walk up th estairs, saw a bunch of recruits...

suddenly

*moment of silence




"2,3,4"

"GOOD EVENING SERGEANT"

*who???

me ah???

wahahahahahahhahah

"good evening good evening.. carry on pls"

wah laoz eh.. so shiok man.. 9 full months before this thing actually happen on me... guess for the past 2 1/2 months the siong bridgin training was worth evry single cent for me.. guess its so for evryone else

okok.. anyway been in camp since fri.. wah laoz.. lucky i went thru the most siong exercise b4, EX Nutcracker.. or not i don knw how to survive this.. so little hours of sleep.. then bloody hell must dig shell scrap on fuckin hard ground..

guess wat.. i dig for 1 hour liao, left to take somethin, came back..

*search

i couldnt find my hole~!! coz y?? the ground is so hard till i hardly make any progress.. n guess wat my 2 I/C say.. " i can dig it in half an hour"

wat the fuck!!??

if u can dig in half an hour, i hang up my 2 balls for u.. n guys, my 2ic is a SHE

not S.H.E the cannot-make-it singers but its a lady.. no offence to gals but come on la.. she is so much smaller in size, looks like minnie mouse in SBO n rifle. i tink carry rifle aready gao siong for her liao.. dig in half an hour.. *WAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

hope she doesnt have my blog account..

ok, i knw gals out there must b thinkin.. knn.. qiang tink only guys can do evrythin.. i tell u k ladies, if u saw the ground n can dig a hole in.. ok i give u one fuckin whole day..
if u manage to dig it, i hang up 2 balls.. PLUS *Drum roll pls...................

one week of free sex~!!!

wo wo ladies.. come on slow down.. stop msging me now to apply for the "dig-hole-in-a-day-n-get-qiang-for-a-week" contest.. i wont run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
3RD SGT LOH~!~!!

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

phew~~~

back home to take a breather.. tmro will b cremation day for my ah ma so comin back to take a shower b4 headin down back to jurong to "shou ye" which is to last the night..

jus now we had a some sort of buddhist prayers that is to cross the bridge n sort of things like that.. all the 6 sisters were crying (they r human after all) haha.. the whole session was quite tiring.. hard to describe how long we took.. but while to make things easier.. u knw the joss stick we use right.. well we were holdin one each.. n by the end, almost the whole stick was burn out.. that was how long we took.. jus now durin th esong ka got quite a number of chio bu hehe.. my cousins n me were lookin wahhaahaha.. bit disrespectful but i tink my ah ma will understand.. ok.. got to go down soon..

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

suddenly tout of something to write..

ladies n gentleman.. pls look at my HATE list at the top right hand corner.. guess wat i saw today.. nvm, guess i shall start a story

today was schedule for another song ka day.. my mother left early round 11am hence took the car away with her.. i was left with no car.. i tout to myself mayb when my father comes back in the afternoon, i can go with him together to jurong.. but he when he came back, he told me he was only goin round 8 pm.. oh my god.. so late.. i am very seldom at the song ka place so i tout i should do my part as a grandson that is to : GO DOWN EARLY N HELP OUT..

therefore i took a bloody 45 min mrt ride down to lakeside.. thats far man.. anyway midst of the mrt adventure, up pop a very chio 19-21 yr old gal at marsiling.. she was quite pretty i must admit.. she walk towards me, smiled (i knw not at me) but in my direction.. she reached out her hands as if to hoold someone, n from behind me *drum roll pls~~~

out pop another pair of slender hands which at first glance i 100% gurantee plus chop was a gal's one too.. n there 2 gals were holdin hands at each other.

(by the way, i was standin at where 2 cabins would link up that metal area)

n then the 2 gals were cuddling beside me, kissin (knn i tout to myself), smoochin each other's butt.. i really love to join in.. but i hate that butch.. i knw i knw.. stop scoldin me ladies.. i knw u r goin to start that "oh qiang love got no guy or gal, we should respect... *AHH SHUT THE FUCK UP~!

i knw wat thing u wana say.. but u should c the no. of stares by other people in my direction.. then that time u tell me whether love got eyes a not.. all like watchin show like that... haiz.. wats so great about kissin someone of ur gender.. i can imagine kissin a gal, coz its a natural thing for me.. but kissin a guy.. *puke~

i cant even imagine.. strokin a guy between his crack(butt la, wat u tinkin), kissin his lips, nibbling with his nipples.. orh~~~~ somebody stop me~..

pure disgustin.. sorry folks.. make u all vomit.. anyway i got one thing to say..

I HATE BUTCH N GAY~!!!

我恨同性戀~!!
haiz..... jus came back from song ka.. tmro must go down again.. actually feel quite sianz now.. haiz~~~~~~~~~~~ don really feel like writin.. no mood at all... bye guys