The Return

I had a haircut yesterday.

And guess what?

The length of my hair depends on my mood. So you can roughly guess the length of my hair now =D

Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome......

The Return of Mr Ronaldo....

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Results came out. I failed one of my subject.

I am out of words right now. I have never failed before in my 16 years of schooling life (except for Literature cause I absolutely detest Macbeth).

I did try my best for the exams but final results show that I did not try hard enough. Now I can only pray hard that I will be able to pass my supplementary paper.

Because of this supp paper, sorry to my mates that I won't be able to go for our long-awaited Taiwan trip.

Stress

Exam results will be out on 28th Nov.

I am so fucking stress.

Whoever Said That?

It has long been said that girls can multi-task at one time unlike guys.

I agree to this statement to a certain extent. Girls are amazing living creatures.

They can multi task to an extent which just sometimes left me in awe. They can do their hair, manicure, pedicure at the same instant and still manage to gossip about which female artiste had the latest boob job.

Isn't that amazing?

But who says guys can't multi-task. Just to quote an example, we guys can watch porn and masturbate at the same time. See, this is called multi tasking. We are amazing as well. While fulfilling the visual requirements, we take care of our biological well-being as well. I am so proud of being a guy =D

But yeah, girls do multi-tasks better. But as a result, guys have better concentration. That is because since we can't do two things at a time, might as well devote all our attention in getting the task at hand over and done with.

I am really bad at multi-tasking. That is why I once wrote said that I am watching movie, do not attempt to talk to me cause I really find it hard to talk to you while following the plot.

I wasn't joking then, I am really serious. I also find it distracting if I am really into a movie, and the people or friends beside me just keep yanking non-stop like a chicken backside. It disgusts me.

If you are my friend and at this instant have a feeling that I am talking about you, then yeah, have no doubts in your heart. It's you I am talking about.

Anyway the fact that it disgusts me is cause if you guys are gossiping about other people and being the curious me, I want to hear who the sucker is. But at the same time, I want to watch my movie as well. So please gossip after the movie, share it with a curious old me.

Haiz.. I am missing kway-teow goreng~~~

*Praying for results*

This...

In my previous post, I said that I would make an attempt to blog about my free dinner which I had today. So yeah, as tired as I am, I spend the last 30 min just trying to upload the bloody pictures.

I tried to narrow down to just a few selected pictures but there were just too many.

Anyway, before the long awaited dinner at this high class Japanese Restaurant, I went for a shopping spree with some of the girls. Technically I didn't buy much cause I wasn't really in the mood to spend my hard earn money and therefore I believe my presence there was to help the girls carry their bags.

After I the girls did their shopping and seeing that we have 2 hours left , we headed to one of a friend's friend place in an attempt to sit the rest of the time out and as well as to make ourselves as hungrier as possible prior to our free dinner.

When we were in the F's F place, I nearly fucking fell asleep. It's not that nobody was talking, but it was because they were talking about things which I have absolutely no idea. The friend's friend was a piano teacher and both of my friends took piano lessons since young. So they were like discussing on the issues related to piano, saying the feelings that they experience when they listen to songs like Mozart or Beethoven.

I do have a feeling when I listen to Mozart or Beethoven as well, it's the feeling to pull out the plug.

Bla bla bla, very soon it was time to head to this high class Jap restuarant that was by the seaside. By the way, this dinner was a committee dinner and therefore all the expenses were paid by Taisa as a way of thanking the people for the help that was given this past one year.

The restuarant was called Sono. And trust me, luckily it was a treat, if not I would have faint upon looking at just even the prices of their appetizers.




We had a room all to ourselves. The only Japanese restaurants I been to back in Singapore was like Sakae and Waraku, Sono was a whole new experience. The room was totally decorated like how the movies I saw. I am beginning to like this place...

Well, ordering took like forever but when the food came, it really lived up to its name.

Tempura prawns. Pretty normal, it's free anyway, so guess what, I don't even bother chewing out the meat that was in the tail part.

HEY it's free, I can live, eat and behave like a king.

Adekashi Tofu. Fuck, this was good. Sauce was to perfection and the tofu breaks down by itself in my mouth. It literally melts.

The most expensive meat I ever eaten considering the quantity. 8 pieces of THINLY sliced beef for 45 SGD. I was looking for diamonds in them.

Avocado prawns. So huge that they put lobsters to shame.

Chawanmushi. It freaking costs like 10 SGD. I frantically scraped every last bit to look for presence of gold bars in it.

Beef Katsu. Ok this was pretty normal, I do better ones.

I am not really a sushi lover. But trust me, their sushi is so damnnn good. You can feel every single grain of rice and the tenderness of the sashimi just blows your mind away.

Sashimi plate. I guess there is not much need for me to describe it. I attained Nirvana after eating it.

The Taisa (Taiwan Student Association) Committee Members. Everyone's smiling like a flower.

Who doesn't when they eat free food?

After dinner, a group of us adjourned to some post activities namely, Singing =D

I was pretty high whole night though I didn't touch a single drop of alcohol. Must be the sashimis.

Halfway through singing, we were like totally engross in playing with our camera man's equipment. He had this flashlight thing that apparently will 'flash' when any cameras in range take pictures.

We were simply amazed by it and meddling with the flashlight thing like kids that saw condoms for the first time.

Oh there is a light in my arse~

Statue of Alcoholism.

All right, time to sleep. I have work tomorrow.

Happy Halloween mates =D

Time of Enjoyment & Lotsa Booze

Oh my god!! I haven't blog in dayssssssssss. In actual fact, I didn't really miss blogging cause I am embarking myself on a journey of after-exams-self-enrichment-course.

Ask any students and they will be glad to tell you how glad they are when they are release from the clutches of studying everyday and the need of clearing the dusts and cob webs of their books.

I am glad that it's over. Period.

As I am writing now, I am preparing to go for a booze session at my mate's place =D

So to make full use of the time before I leave home. Let me recall what I did after my exams.

Yeah, of course I got a really good sleep to recharge my body. As they say, a healthy body is required before you indulge yourself in the world of booze and lust.

Sad to say, you can leave the lust out. Non to the record.

Actually, I didn't really get to enjoy myself to the max cause right after my exams, I was back to being a hardworking sandwich boy, selling sandwiches like there is no tomorrow.

What to do? I need money, money to sustain my daily expenses and as well to make sure I maintain the level of fats in my body. These are assets mind you. It takes years of burgers and fries to build them up.

Tomorrow, I shall blog again regarding the free-of-charge high class japanese dinner that Taisa will be treating me for dinner =D

I love japanese food. Especially when its free.

Hey, I am Singaporean.

The Truth

This blog has seen its fair share of sorrows for the past 3 years.

But I must say that even though this is my blog, I have not been completely honest on the entries I wrote. I have not been completely honest in writing in who I am, or what I do.

Names and events were kept in secrecy to protect those who do not want to be mentioned as well as to prevent the likes of unnecessary troubles.

In the beginning, I wrote for the fun of writing, for the sake that everyone has one, it's time I should have one as well.

As time goes by, this blog grew to be more personal to me. To an extent that I struggle to tell the truth at times cause innocent parties may get involved. In order to acheive this, that is when the truth gets distorted.

Sometimes I feel so ashamed about lying who I am.

But not now, not today.

Because today, I shall be honest for the first time, honest for the ever first time I created this blog 900 days ago.

The truth is, I am Spiderman =D

Mirrors Dont Lie

I recieve a certain shock this morning.

While looking in the mirror, I saw something different with my porcelain body.

Do I have 3 nipples? I think I saw 3 nipples.

I must be having a bad dream or perhaps due to the fact I just woke up, I am still lagging behind in my common senses.

Rubbing my eyes, I inched my nipples nearer to the mirror and took a closer look.

Fuck, I really have 3 nipples. Well, it looks like I almost had 3 nipples. In actual fact, it was just an overgrown pimple sticking just below my left nipple.

You can imagine the massive capacity of that oversized pimple for me to actually mistaken it as my 3rd nipple. Its fucking HUGE.

I took a picture of it to show you guys below.

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YOU MOTHERFUCKING PERVERTS!