The Enchant of LOTR

If you have never ever watched Lord of the Rings before, go back to your planet please, you Plutonian.

To me, LOTR is a movie you should watch at least once in your life. Forget about Barney or Sesame Streets. They are suitable for you if you have an average IQ of 50. Grab some episodes of Power Rangers to go with that as well.

Never mind the fact that LOTR offers no Hobbit women posing naked, Orcs giving blow jobs or Elves eating kachang puteh; for the pure scenic view of this film is equally enchanting and orgasm inducing.

Ever since I first watched the three episodes of LOTR, and the subsequent watching-it-again-3-more-times, I knew that I just had to go and see for myself, these breathtaking moments. And what better chance to do it since I am already in Australia and this will be my final semester?

But well, all along it has just been an idea. Till yesterday when something struck me and I decided to turn this idea into action. I did a search on the filming sites, check out the air fares, transport, as well as the accomodation.

Guess what? Air fares from Australia to NZ is priced at just SGD 500. And since I am on a budget, and most of the time will be on the road, I decided that a caravan will be most appropiate.

In this way, not only will transportation problems be solved, accomodation has also found its footing. And the best thing is, a renting of a 6 person caravan (with showers, toilets, kitchen and 6 beds inclusive. I know it sounds crazy. If you see someone driving a mini 4-room HDB flat around NZ, that will be me) comes at about SGD100 daily. So if I can pull 5 more idiots to come with me, the average price per head will be enough to make even KFC look expensive.

The current plan will be to land on Christchurch (east of South NZ) and travel in a clockwise direction. And of course since it's a budget trip, there will be no staying in luxury motels nor eating in fancy restaurants. Meals will be settled in the caravan and so of course, you sleep in the caravan as well.

Am I getting you excited?

You better not be.

A draft plan is always supposed to sound nicer. In reality, it may rain everyday, your fridge spoils all of a sudden, the beds are infested with bugs and your tyre punctures. And who knows, this post may be just a dream as well, and instead of taking a flight to NZ, I might be taking my flight back to Singapore where I can go Orchard instead.

Well, we shall find out in June. Tsk...

The Latest Temptation

Men was created to have endless desires.

Desires for absolutely everything from the girl next door to having the latest Edison's photos.

Recently, I have this certain new desire; this certain tempation to bring my photography hobby to a whole new level.

You see, I am not the most talented nor the most enthusiast photographer out there but one thing for sure that I know is, I love taking pictures. When I say taking pictures, I am absolutely not refering to cam-whoring where you are seen whopping out your newly bought 600 bucks camera just to stretch your arm and taking a picture of yourself looking retarded.

You don't need a 600 bucks camera to do that. Get those disposable ones will do, that's is if it is still in production.

To show how much I love photography, try laying 6 x cartons of Heineken, 1 x 320 GB of pure hardcore porn, 1 x horny woman and 1 x camera on bed. Trust me, I will pick the camera anytime.

I have been eyeing this certain DSLR camera for ages. But as you may perhaps realise, I am just a typical poor student who has to scrimp and save for nearly everything. To add on to that misery, by no longer being a sandwich guy means that I no longer have any ang mohs to con money from.

This is seriously bad cause I have been having endless nights dreaming about that camera. And one thing for sure that I know is, in order to stop this dreams, I just gotta own that camera.

Obviously I am not hinting anything over here.

Or Am I?

Do not Attempt...

You know seriously being serious, I think Adobe Photoshop can do the meanest thing to people.

Try not to attempt to offend me. Ever.

Enough said.

Yes, And I Am Alive..

Ever since that fateful decision a few days ago, I am glad to say that Yours Sincerely is still alive.

To clear out any misunderstandings, I did say I am trying to quit smoking but that doesn't mean I am not smoking at all now. Instead, I have been living on just perhaps 1 everyday. I gave a definitive perhaps because there were days when I actually took 2.

Give me some credits please. It's a miracle that I am actually trying to quit. You better feel proud of me. Cause I am. Surviving on just 1 stick, the importance of this stick places great significance in my current life.

That is why I choose to have this precious stick just right before I sleep. Smoking my lungs out before I slept the day away has played an important part since years ago. It is practically a time when I reflect on my day's doing such as the number of undies I saw and the variety of colours.

Perhaps this is why I prefer to have my only stick of the day come just right before I sleep. You see, the plan now is like this. From smoking 1 stick a day, hopefully in no time. I will be able to become a full-fledged non-smoker.

But seriously, just 4 days of cutting down on cigerattes, the advantages of being a non-smoker have already become very obvious.

- I get sleepy easily.
- My stamina seems to have dropped.
- I get hungry easily.
- If I don't smoke before I sleep, I simply can't sleep at all.

See, I just can't wait to quit smoking, totally.

Am I Serious?

Attempting yet another attempt after a few failed attempts.

Will I succeed this time?

Oh and by the way, has anyone seen my heart lately?

I think someone has stolen it.

Karma Bites When You Try To Act Smart

I know for one thing is; I am a smart ass but I never seem to make the right decision.

Ok now that makes people awing at me and saying I am stupid. Seriously I think I should have a contention for being the biggest idiot. Ever.

The scenario here is I have an option to choose an elective for this semester. Unlike other people who decides to spurn their money on learning new things, I decided to invest mine in choosing modules which I know that I can score.

For example in this case is taking Mandarin. This thought came across once but I decided to forfeit this smart idea cause having a Chinese in Mandarin courses would be equivalent to seeing a retard taking driving lessons. It just makes him dumber.

And so the very next best idea would be taking those Year 1 English courses. Well for one, I took a similar module back two semesters ago. Imagine having Japanese, Koreans and some random non-English speaking people in the course; it's when you know you can score.

I mean in general, my English sucks. Proven and backed up by the fact that I had a C6 for "O" Levels. But somehow, I managed to score a 6 in that module which is equivalent to perhaps a Silver Medal?

Because of this, it furthers fortified my wish to take up another similar English module for this semester, in an attempt to pull up my GPA.

First lecture of this English module, seeing more of these Japanese, Koreans and non-English speaking people was what I hoped.

In reality, what greeted me was these HUGE CHUNKS OF ang mohs attending the lecture with me. Suddenly, I felt like a tuna swimming in between sharks. I look juicy.

I think, my hope of scoring a 6 or 7 in this module has somehow, become far beyond my reach. Making things worse, my first assignment is to write a blog entry of 200 - 300 words.

If need be, I seriously wished I can just copy and paste any of my previous entries and just submit it. But I seriously doubt the ang mohs would understand vocabs like "Chee", "bye" and perhaps "Kan-ni-na".

Sigh.....