once a man brought his son to the store. upon paying money at the counter, his son saw this stack of condoms.

"dad wats this?"

"this are called condoms. it is for men to practise safe sex"

after saying this, his son picks up the 3 condom per pack.

"dad, how come this comes in 3?"

dad replies," this are for JC students. 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturaday and one for Sunday"

the son next took the 6 condom per pack.

"dad, how come this comes in 6?"

"this is for University students. 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday."

finally the son takes the 12 per pack.

"dad, how come this comes in 12 then?"

"well.. sadly to say son. this is for married couples like me. 1 for January, 1 for Feburary, 1 for March......."



ok end of story.. quite lame right.. waahahaha.. i believe a lot of you have read it somewhere sometime. but i just roughly write it out in my own words.

ytd was quite a funny day.. i sudddenly miss my sec sch life.. although mine wasnt really spectacular with fighting and all sorts, i kinda like my normal way of sailing pass sec days

i miss the days when just before school starts, have to buy new uniforms.
have to fill in some sort of forms for you to tick so that u can decide wat books you wana buy for the next semester.
when i was in lower sec, just right before the bell for recess, you can see one whole bunch of kiasu boys including me lining outside the door, preparing to make the dash down to the chicken rice auntie.
the compartment below my table was a 'locker' for the upper sec. they always left their books there. once i left my books there overnight.. and next morning i found it in the dustbin.
how i see my frans jio my classmates to become steady. now i tink of the way they use is fuckin lame.
dating area for one of the couple:one bloody hot afternoon, hand hold hand walk in the park. both sweating like fuck.
so romantic wahahaha~~
times when i will meet up with my frans go AMK library to do wat i also forget liao. after that will eat and play there.
get to see how troubled your frans are for those caught in love r/s. wan to cry la wan to commit suicide and so-on. dumb... but memorable
there was a period when my class was obssessed with bi sian(pencil god). play till one time my blassroom blackout. and only our classroom. the gals some cried. say they saw cat face on top of the OHP. must be guohao face.
music lesson where we always get fuck by our music teacher. i got fuck mosst coz i am noisest. and trust me, my ability to play a recorder is a total flunk. i blame it on the recorder so much i always break it into 3 piece at the end of lesson.
end of year classroom cleaning. get to play water, spray water on fran. that time i have no preference on spraying water on guy or gal. but when i reach upper sec, i only spray gals.
i love soccer so much then that bcoz our recess time was so short, our guys will always jus buy big bao and run down to the field to play soccer.

when i reach upper sec, somehow it was like we had grown in rank. unnoticingly when we walk pass those lower sec students, we can feel like even as we walk, got wind behind us one.
though the books were much thicker, my bag just got lighter. the 'locker' has become mine.
becoz we shared our classroom with those lower sec, my frans would write on the table say hello and so on hopin that the lower sec will reply. something like irc. she did reply.. once we stayed back to see how the mysterious person look like.. turn out to be the joke of the day. *No offence but it was really funny that time
PE was the best. i loved playin floorball.
and then we had our Mr Bernard Tan. whose favourite actor was Tom Hanks. once i even laughed at him with that.
science lab lessons was shiok. we sprayed water when the teacher wasnt around, played with bunsen burner. that time i didnt knw that was really such a thing as distilled water, so evrytime after playin with the bottle labelled "Distilled Water", we just repalce it with tap water. i have to confess but i did steal test tubes back home. but both nvr make it alive. always get broken on way back.
i love going to toilet in sec 4. coz i always had to walk past this classroom. inside was a gal which i wanted to knw. goin to toilet least 8 times a day became a routine. even if i jus step infront of the urinal and fire blanks.
nearly forget. endless remedials lessons after school. bloody sianz.
our maths teacher who always carry his modified "rice bag". he was a total flunk. top student in university but sucks as a teacher.
and of course near to O levels. where goin to school was not to study, but meet up with frans to cook noodle, eat in classroom, play poker coz there were no teachers around..

thx for the memories mates

YO YO YO YO~!!!!!

so glad that finally the first line has changed right!!!!!

which means there is~~~~~~~

A NEW ENTRY~!!!!!


jialat liao la.. gain weight during OPS BACINET.. cham liao.. go back camp must evryday go jog liao.. sianz... i so lazy. feel like going back extrim to eat.. but then sorry.. i rather exercise than eat pills... i got my own principles ok...

*say nice is principles.. no money of course need to have principles la...

i cant wait to go back camp.. this 3 weeks has been a zombie like 3 weeks for me.. jus going thru it aimlessly.. at least last time still got my weekends to look forward to.. now even if go back home there is limited things which i can do.. nvm..

tahan somemore.. nx tues only.. then muahahahahaha.. endless off's for me.. hopefully they do come though.. btw guess wat.. today while doin duty, i finish up one book in 8 hours.. powerful man.. its call Chinese Cinderella by Adeline Yen Mah.. not a bad book..

but wait.. go back also sianz le.. back to borin life again.. endless maintenance of vehicles and stores.. then still got my soc n ippt to clear.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oh ya.. nearly forgot nx mon must go ROM...
i tout i was xtra careful when i did it.. but it still happen
i admit i was being playful that time, i tout i could handle the things that would happen after that..
i was wrong. abortion came across my mind but no~! i cant do that~!
now, i just have to take on the responsibilities and handle it like a man.

ok enough fooling around.. nx week i goin ROM but its my bro getting marry or engaged.. ah i don knw.. i only knw they goin there do something...

n here i am.. still single.. wa sianz

ending up a relationship is like being a perfect murderer.
-clean up the after-scene so perfectly till you leave no traces behind at all to detect after that.

get it???

nvm.. i was being dumb for once again..
relax ah.. say first.. i not troubled at all.. bloody hell.. for once in a while io write serious u all say i troubled....

halo~~ i am not destined to be a clown ok.. evryday happy..

for the 4th time in 12 days, i am preparin to do the same thing.. packin up to go back...
wont complain anymore.. complain the 4th time i also sianz... now adapt my thinkin liao..

ALL RIGHT.. finally i can go back.. i feel so great~!
go back can play, sleep, eat, watch vcd.. yes~!










































wat the fuck.. i wan to go back home

"It takes forever to reach minute to minute"

thats the proverb i came up with with these few days of duty..
just when i tout at least 1/2 hour has pass, it shows only 5 min has pass...

its been 23 hours since i last slept. Ops Bacinet is draining all my energy. its takin away all my free time.. fucked up...

doin straight 12 hours is damn way tiring. to atone for that, we played on the walkie talkie.. quite fun.. though at times u will get fuck for nothing...
but thats wat officers are there for rite.. they get paid to fuck you for every single thing u do...
after the 12 hours duty, u get to rest for 24 hours. but in between th e24 hours u still get area cleanin plus those have-one-don-have-one things.. free time is sleep, eat , play table tennis, watch vcd, play basketball, play gameboy. after that another gruellin 12 hours b4 you book out

after i got back home today, straight went to eat at Vienna at United Square.. not a bad meal..
but certainly one that i will nvr go again.. don ask why..

`not evrything you need to seek out the truth.. sometimes being ignorant may not be a bad thing. at least it leaves a good memory behind...`

i haven blog for quite sometime.. yea once again.. fuck up ops bacinet.. so little time at home, so little time for frans.. lucky i no gf.. thats one of the few times when being single comes in handy..

really sleepy right now.. time to sleep... jus realised.. 24 hours non stop without rest

woooo00000OOOOO

recieve a very warm reponse for my poem.. was tinkin of writing another one.. but sianz.. no feeling to do so...
i am fuckin tired now.. been sleepin after 5am the last two days...

fri went where huh??

hm... tink i went to see white chicks... not bad la.. considering i hate faggots....
after that went to eat then went down seletar with my frans.. sit there till 5 am..





then ytd even more jialat.. imagine i use up half tank petrol of my car.. so imagine where i went...

first went geylang eat at 1am.. then went changi village don knw for fuck.. after that go down woodlands.. by the time reach home aready 6.. pengz...

by the way miss wai fong.. tink u really got *SSDT la.. seriously haha..
*Self Stupidity Denial Terminology

to my frans.. well. forgot to infrom u all that for the nx 3 weeks, i wil b stationed at Exxon Mobil in Jurong as a machiam security guard like that.. will b startin on tues.. work 48 hours rest 24 hours.. so when is my off days, go calculate urself..

n if u call or msg me i nvr reply.. pls don tink i am dao.. jus that i am not allowed to carry my hp on duty

suddenly for once.. i felt like being poetic...
so here it goes ladies n gentleman.. n by the way.. i got a C5 for O'Levels

i was born in 1983,
year of a animal which is fucking smelly.
people call me qiang, the great one
i ponder, look down and wonder if they were refering to that one

Never do i feel that i look like jay chou,
coz i thought i look more like andy lau

Ask me what i scared most on the roads
women drivers are wat i fear most
SOME i fear them so much
i rather drive a car with one wheel

i dont say "i love you 1314" to my gal fran
it will only be empty promises
coz i knw love will always die one day
i wont say i will fly you to the sky
coz i am jus a man, not Mr. Superman

Ask me if i would die for you
the answer will always be a No
cause i rather be the one to feel the loneliness when u r gone

You said you wanted a star for Valentine's
thats why i hit you on the head with my baseball bat
Now see the stars for all ya wan

haiz... sep till now has been a really bad bad 1 month for couples.. among my frans that i knw.. 8 couples have broke up in sep.. quite ironical right..

i believe sep is a curse month.. except for 23rd of sep of course haha....

ytd went double o again.. yea.. tt place has become a regular place for me haha..
on the way there took a lots of pic on the mrt.. most r nice but too bad none of them i set to a bigger resolution..
this pic i took guess guess guess wats it



haha ADIDAS~!!!

chio right...

anyway jus now i was watching tv.. then

ALL OF A SUDDEN~!!!!

i smell smoke~!!

n then~!!!

my living room like become dark~!!!

at first i was afraid, i was petrified..

i smell plastic burning... i walk to my kitchen..
nope.. my mother wasnt cookin plastic for lunch.. anyway who will?

then i saw this thick smoke comin from uotside so i ran.. i knw somethin big was brning.. jus wat... was it a house?

then sure jialat... then i show a playground near my house was burning.. chey..........

but lucky it wasnt someone house also.. anyway i took down pics also hahaha.. this is call remainin calm in tense situations...



quite a nice fire...



thick smoke.. does it relive 911 memories? haha







bloody.. k poh people. extras right... some were even takin photos.. arseholes~!



ok end of fire fight.. quite exciting.. since i nvr saw one b4.. but i surely don wna experience one..

CHOY~!!! touch wood...