很久，很久，很久以前。 在我还没做兵之前挺喜欢康康的。
他虽丑，但他妈的厉害搞笑。我也迷上了他其中一首歌。“兵变”
其中有一句话让我影响非常深刻。
“那天，收到你的分手信。
我躲在棉被里偷哭。
但我并不怪你。
因为我知道让我变成男人的不是当兵，
而是你离开来我。”
听了觉得很感动哈哈。那时没女朋友的我心在想无论是谁如果真的是因为做兵而女朋友跟人跑也没办法吧。
要怪也能只怪你生在错的地方。
要怪也能只怪你生错了器官。
*本故事如有雷同，纯属巧合
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
.....
Several occasions have I attempted and even started a few lines to write.
All had a beginning. But non had an end.
So in the end I just gave up the idea of posting a blog.
你老爹我就是不想写~
Anyway finally have I write an entry that has a beginning. Plus an end.
Ok this is the end…
All had a beginning. But non had an end.
So in the end I just gave up the idea of posting a blog.
你老爹我就是不想写~
Anyway finally have I write an entry that has a beginning. Plus an end.
Ok this is the end…
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Birthday of our Special Guy
It was a beautiful morning. It was a nice cosy morning. During normal times of such situations, you can see me slogging away in bed.
But not today. For Ah Hong has an appointment with his secondary schoolmates. Well, it was a birthday occasion for our Not-so-straight-fran.
It’s fascinating how much my this Not-so-straight-fran has changed. Imagine when he was in secondary school, he was those typical nerd with extreme short hair and brings at least 3 bags to school. One he carries on his shoulders, one Power Ranger bag which he carries on his right shoulder and one which I don’t know what the fuck he puts inside.
From once a nerd to a big Beng now.
How time changes people. How surroundings changes people.
Ok, I am slowly drifting off track again.
Let’s bring our story back to this morning shall we.
I dragged my half sleepy ass out from bed (thanks to England & Poland match) after certain special someone called me to give me a morning call.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the kitchen to brush my teeth.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to have a half fuck bathe.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the nearest MRT Station.
Slowly, me and my friends adjourned to Orchard for a KTV-cum-you-can-eat session. We sang whatever songs we knew. We sing till we don’t want to sing the songs we knew anymore. What do you expect? We sang from 10 am to 5 pm.
Even Santa Claus would have finished giving away all his presents if he was around. Even the snail under my house would have travelled form Yishun to Ang Mo Kio.
It was dinner time.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that is not so oily.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that’s very “Green Egg”. (Qing Dan)
Wrecking our brains and we finally compromised to eating at a Certain Green Green Japanese Restaurant at Heeren.
We stacked up so much plates on our table that even the staff were shocked. We practically stuffed every mother father son food into our tiny stomach.
Bo Bian… what to do?
We still growing mah~
But not today. For Ah Hong has an appointment with his secondary schoolmates. Well, it was a birthday occasion for our Not-so-straight-fran.
It’s fascinating how much my this Not-so-straight-fran has changed. Imagine when he was in secondary school, he was those typical nerd with extreme short hair and brings at least 3 bags to school. One he carries on his shoulders, one Power Ranger bag which he carries on his right shoulder and one which I don’t know what the fuck he puts inside.
From once a nerd to a big Beng now.
How time changes people. How surroundings changes people.
Ok, I am slowly drifting off track again.
Let’s bring our story back to this morning shall we.
I dragged my half sleepy ass out from bed (thanks to England & Poland match) after certain special someone called me to give me a morning call.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the kitchen to brush my teeth.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to have a half fuck bathe.
I dragged my half sleepy ass to the nearest MRT Station.
Slowly, me and my friends adjourned to Orchard for a KTV-cum-you-can-eat session. We sang whatever songs we knew. We sing till we don’t want to sing the songs we knew anymore. What do you expect? We sang from 10 am to 5 pm.
Even Santa Claus would have finished giving away all his presents if he was around. Even the snail under my house would have travelled form Yishun to Ang Mo Kio.
It was dinner time.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that is not so oily.
Our Not-so-straight-fran wanted to eat something that’s very “Green Egg”. (Qing Dan)
Wrecking our brains and we finally compromised to eating at a Certain Green Green Japanese Restaurant at Heeren.
We stacked up so much plates on our table that even the staff were shocked. We practically stuffed every mother father son food into our tiny stomach.
Bo Bian… what to do?
We still growing mah~
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
What the fuck~
A: *KNOCK KNOCK. “Anybody at home”
Me: “Nobody is at home~”
A: “…….”
A: “Then how come you are answering??”
Me: “My name is Nobody”
Me: “Nobody is at home~”
A: “…….”
A: “Then how come you are answering??”
Me: “My name is Nobody”
Monday, October 10, 2005
New Decoration
凤爪 is a Chinese dim sum and somethin which i wont ever miss ordering when i am having dim sum.
Ironically, when i was younger, i detest the sight of it. i mean, who would wana eat somethin thats so soft and all it ever came into contact with when it was alive was dirt.
however, since a certain age onwards, i really love eating them.
yesterday evening, accompanied by my family, we proceeded on to one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar in my brother's 丰田克罗啦.
During the 20 min journey, it was the one of a few times when i will be able to sit in my brother's car and watch him travel at a humble speed of 80km/h on expressway and an even humble speeed of 50km/h on those normal streets. If he wans to change lane, he will faithfully turn on the signal light and patiently check all the mirrors before he carefully steer to the lane he intend to change.
the reason why is because of the presence and aura of my father. Yes, our presence of Mr Ang.
my father dont like people to drive fast. or should i say he only trust his own driving skills. so in order to save a scolding from our Mr Ang and yes trust me.
get into the wrath of our Mr Ang, and... and....
well, i cant think of any ways to save you. perhaps wat i can do is just prepare an ambulance for u.
anyway after a safe and slow travel, we finally reach our one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar.
the ordering method was a i give u a paper to tick method. being the youngest son and ultimately at the most bottom of the hierarchy of the Ang family, i was to do what the most humble servant do. help to pour the tea into the cups and tick the food which my family wants.
the 1st thing i looked for was of course, my fav chicken feet.
food came, chicken feet came.
sometimes when you eat one thing too many a times, you became very sensitive to the food. one mouth and you will know whether its nice or, not nice.
but for me, eating feet has been such a daily routine for me that when the 1st toe reached my tongue, i know only one thing...
the chicken feet was SCREWWWWED~!!!!
sucks to the max.... thats how bad it was. and when chicken feet taste like fuck, i dont really feel like eating the rest. cause by eating chicken feet, you know which level the chef is.
as i guessed, the rest of the food was just so-so.
Buying a new tv for my room was the nx thing i had in mind. the old tv in my room was the old old you can throw away type. I wanted to watch dvd in my room. and in order to fulfill the little wish of I want to watch dvd in my room, i had to get a cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes tv.
1st my destination was AMK. “知己知彼，百战百胜”
and in this case, i didnt really know AMK's terrain really well and so i don intend to walk around it tryin to find another shop when the one and only shop i know didnt hjave the choices i want.
and so, i took out my very useful K750i and called up 2 of my frans. and thanks to them, i realise they aint really much such shops around in AMK.
so i retreated and shift my focus nx to Toa Payoh. with 30 min remaining to shop closing, we didnt had much time. with our Mr Ang not around in the car, my brother knew what to do.
he was back to his ownself. travelled at ***km/h on the streets and ****km/h on expressway. change lanes so pro-ly that i think if he quit his current job, he can join Formula 1....
as a car washer...
*swallows
i was just joking. anyway indeed we reach our Final Destination in no time. i was able to find the cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes TV.
And throughout yesterday night, i was embarking on fixing my new TV and dvd and shifting a bit of my things in my room. now my room looks kinda new and refreshed. i love my little room.
guess a new small refrigerator is the nx on my list of shopping items.
Ironically, when i was younger, i detest the sight of it. i mean, who would wana eat somethin thats so soft and all it ever came into contact with when it was alive was dirt.
however, since a certain age onwards, i really love eating them.
yesterday evening, accompanied by my family, we proceeded on to one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar in my brother's 丰田克罗啦.
During the 20 min journey, it was the one of a few times when i will be able to sit in my brother's car and watch him travel at a humble speed of 80km/h on expressway and an even humble speeed of 50km/h on those normal streets. If he wans to change lane, he will faithfully turn on the signal light and patiently check all the mirrors before he carefully steer to the lane he intend to change.
the reason why is because of the presence and aura of my father. Yes, our presence of Mr Ang.
my father dont like people to drive fast. or should i say he only trust his own driving skills. so in order to save a scolding from our Mr Ang and yes trust me.
get into the wrath of our Mr Ang, and... and....
well, i cant think of any ways to save you. perhaps wat i can do is just prepare an ambulance for u.
anyway after a safe and slow travel, we finally reach our one of a dim sum shop in Jalan Besar.
the ordering method was a i give u a paper to tick method. being the youngest son and ultimately at the most bottom of the hierarchy of the Ang family, i was to do what the most humble servant do. help to pour the tea into the cups and tick the food which my family wants.
the 1st thing i looked for was of course, my fav chicken feet.
food came, chicken feet came.
sometimes when you eat one thing too many a times, you became very sensitive to the food. one mouth and you will know whether its nice or, not nice.
but for me, eating feet has been such a daily routine for me that when the 1st toe reached my tongue, i know only one thing...
the chicken feet was SCREWWWWED~!!!!
sucks to the max.... thats how bad it was. and when chicken feet taste like fuck, i dont really feel like eating the rest. cause by eating chicken feet, you know which level the chef is.
as i guessed, the rest of the food was just so-so.
Buying a new tv for my room was the nx thing i had in mind. the old tv in my room was the old old you can throw away type. I wanted to watch dvd in my room. and in order to fulfill the little wish of I want to watch dvd in my room, i had to get a cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes tv.
1st my destination was AMK. “知己知彼，百战百胜”
and in this case, i didnt really know AMK's terrain really well and so i don intend to walk around it tryin to find another shop when the one and only shop i know didnt hjave the choices i want.
and so, i took out my very useful K750i and called up 2 of my frans. and thanks to them, i realise they aint really much such shops around in AMK.
so i retreated and shift my focus nx to Toa Payoh. with 30 min remaining to shop closing, we didnt had much time. with our Mr Ang not around in the car, my brother knew what to do.
he was back to his ownself. travelled at ***km/h on the streets and ****km/h on expressway. change lanes so pro-ly that i think if he quit his current job, he can join Formula 1....
as a car washer...
*swallows
i was just joking. anyway indeed we reach our Final Destination in no time. i was able to find the cheap cheap, 21inch with red, white and yellow holes TV.
And throughout yesterday night, i was embarking on fixing my new TV and dvd and shifting a bit of my things in my room. now my room looks kinda new and refreshed. i love my little room.
guess a new small refrigerator is the nx on my list of shopping items.
“在等待”
Friday, October 07, 2005
吵架真言
吃饱饱 精神好 咱来一起吵一吵
小吵没烦脑 中吵身体好 大吵练头脑
妈妈吵 爸爸吵 朋友也来凑热闹
吵一吵 吵了吵
肚子忽然又不饱 咱来去吃吃煮炒
餐厅好热闹 要等吃煮炒
等呀等 受不了
等到新年要来到 终于菜单才来到
点一点 叫一叫
叫到小姐“动 buey diao”
忽然间~！！
我们又再开始吵
妈妈吵 爸爸吵 朋友吵 这次多个小姐参一角
吵一吵 吵了吵
吵到肚子也变饱
等呀等 Kok Kok Tan
等到气也消一消
想一想 即然有四角 咱去打麻将
东西排一排 就把麻将撒满卓
天胡 地胡 碰碰湖 小姐来个乱乱湖
爸爸变疯掉 瞪着小姐。。 忽然间。。。。。。
又来开始吵
吵一吵 吵了吵
到我“动 buey diao”
实在后悔写这搞。。
End....
艺名： 小洪
I am quite a reader~
Reading for me, or should i say i use to think was possible only, SOLELY for Chinese Graphic Novels.
Never to think that this fact would change......
read till dawn nearly break this morning. i was so captured in the story that i knew if i stopped reading and go to sleep, the next time i pick up from where i stopped, the feeling would be different.
last time i use to read english books too. however those were the times when my eyes were following the lines but my mind wasnt. somehow i never managed to finish reading much books. maybe just a handful.
meeting my frans soon for a fast fast swim session. of course, i wont forget to put on my 神奇不会变黑油 cause i dont want to be too tan.
if i too tan, i will be very painful cause certain special someone will pinch me. ok i was just joking~
h..a..h...a....
Never to think that this fact would change......
read till dawn nearly break this morning. i was so captured in the story that i knew if i stopped reading and go to sleep, the next time i pick up from where i stopped, the feeling would be different.
last time i use to read english books too. however those were the times when my eyes were following the lines but my mind wasnt. somehow i never managed to finish reading much books. maybe just a handful.
meeting my frans soon for a fast fast swim session. of course, i wont forget to put on my 神奇不会变黑油 cause i dont want to be too tan.
if i too tan, i will be very painful cause certain special someone will pinch me. ok i was just joking~
h..a..h...a....
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
2nd Day of Self Revision
Some stories had a beginning, some had an end.
But non had a beginning and an end.
Much to evryones' surprise, i went to our very faithful Yishun Community Library.
yup u saw the word correctly. Library.
its not Yishun Community Coffeeshop, Yishun Community Cinema, Yishun Community Shopping Centre nor is it Yishun Community Arcade.
and i am not there to peep at the school girls who hang there after class nor am i there to look for Penthouse magazines.
i was there to borrow books for self studying.
Surprise that our Qiang here whose motto is Thou shall not enter any library nor thou shall be struck withlightning money actually did something which he never believe he will do?
well i was too, but too bad. When ya need man to do the job, you gotta be that man.
i need books, so i SHALL find books.
regarding the books content i SHALL not disclose too much but rest assure, it is not an fairy tale story books nor is it some gossip magazines.
as most of my frans know that i am now clearing my days towards freedom, thats why i am most of the time at home. so i am now enriching myself with the books which i know will gonna help me when i have my freedom.
getting older~ time to make my bank account fatter~
btw, somethin is wrong with my pc i think. i cant tag. so sori if i nvr reply.
anyway here's a short reply to jing.
"after knowing me for nearly 8 years, you think i will bother with the little game? hahahha"
But non had a beginning and an end.
Much to evryones' surprise, i went to our very faithful Yishun Community Library.
yup u saw the word correctly. Library.
its not Yishun Community Coffeeshop, Yishun Community Cinema, Yishun Community Shopping Centre nor is it Yishun Community Arcade.
and i am not there to peep at the school girls who hang there after class nor am i there to look for Penthouse magazines.
i was there to borrow books for self studying.
Surprise that our Qiang here whose motto is Thou shall not enter any library nor thou shall be struck with
well i was too, but too bad. When ya need man to do the job, you gotta be that man.
i need books, so i SHALL find books.
regarding the books content i SHALL not disclose too much but rest assure, it is not an fairy tale story books nor is it some gossip magazines.
as most of my frans know that i am now clearing my days towards freedom, thats why i am most of the time at home. so i am now enriching myself with the books which i know will gonna help me when i have my freedom.
getting older~ time to make my bank account fatter~
btw, somethin is wrong with my pc i think. i cant tag. so sori if i nvr reply.
anyway here's a short reply to jing.
"after knowing me for nearly 8 years, you think i will bother with the little game? hahahha"
Monday, October 03, 2005
How my Dog was Killed
Slowly...
Gradually....
Clearing my days to being a civilian all over again, holding my pink I/C and keeping them in my wallet for the first time in over 2 years..
of course, thats has to wait...
till 20th Dec which i will be officially proclaimed as an ORD personnel.
the good part is 我只要等多两个月！！
and the bad part is 妈的。等了两年，现在还要等多两个月！
but hey~
just 2 more months right?
chill out dude~
anyway i am clearing leave for the whole of Oct, which means i will be back for the whole of Nov and some days of Dec. Reason being is 你老爹我不够 leave clear.
Memories can be forgotten
Pictures cant.
thats why i love taking photos. so 20 years down the road when i chance upon any photo and even if i have forgotten about them i will be like "Ohhhh.. now i remember those times"
thats one small little part which i would like to thank human kind for, developing things that can be of help to us.
the way i speak, surely makes you think that "Oh, obviously our fran here is unhappy with something that human kind create."
yes, and thats anti virus software~!!!!
because if there was no virus in the 1st place, we would never ever need anti virus software~!!
and guess what, i feel that its companies thats developing virus in the 1st place and then they come up with the remedies askin you to PAY for to subscribe to them.
As*holes~~
ok as usual i am getting off track. now i know why i always nearly failed my English Composition back in sec school.
you may give me a title on "what i want to do when i grow up"
and i may end up writing on "how my dog was killed"
Gradually....
Clearing my days to being a civilian all over again, holding my pink I/C and keeping them in my wallet for the first time in over 2 years..
of course, thats has to wait...
till 20th Dec which i will be officially proclaimed as an ORD personnel.
the good part is 我只要等多两个月！！
and the bad part is 妈的。等了两年，现在还要等多两个月！
but hey~
just 2 more months right?
chill out dude~
anyway i am clearing leave for the whole of Oct, which means i will be back for the whole of Nov and some days of Dec. Reason being is 你老爹我不够 leave clear.
Memories can be forgotten
Pictures cant.
thats why i love taking photos. so 20 years down the road when i chance upon any photo and even if i have forgotten about them i will be like "Ohhhh.. now i remember those times"
thats one small little part which i would like to thank human kind for, developing things that can be of help to us.
the way i speak, surely makes you think that "Oh, obviously our fran here is unhappy with something that human kind create."
yes, and thats anti virus software~!!!!
because if there was no virus in the 1st place, we would never ever need anti virus software~!!
and guess what, i feel that its companies thats developing virus in the 1st place and then they come up with the remedies askin you to PAY for to subscribe to them.
As*holes~~
ok as usual i am getting off track. now i know why i always nearly failed my English Composition back in sec school.
you may give me a title on "what i want to do when i grow up"
and i may end up writing on "how my dog was killed"
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