So glad to be at home. so glad that i can touch my keyboard once again. so glad i can sit on my fav chair, so glad i can smell my bedroom's smell.
just so glad i am out from camp

Typical tuang-ster you say? haha wat the fuck who0 cares?
Thursday night was a major happy hour night for my camp's mess. all Specialists and Even corporals were invited. normally, happy hours for just specs was orgy enough. now with corporals around, its even more bloody mass-orgy.

damn crowded was the mess when we reached round 6pm. evryone was sitting on the tables n chairs allocated, ooglin at the food. i saw satay, sashimi, mee goreng-n-cha pa lang food, fried fillet, topshells n much more.

wait.. i smell something, somethin like bbq. doesnt smell like satay at all. i turn right, nothing. jus bunch of lao-chios pretty ladies past their prime time.

finally i turn right, located at approximately 2 yards away, 1.2m above sea-level, on top of a table lies a really, really tantalising lookin rotating meat with a fat turkish chef standin infront of it. as my IQ was above 130, it didnt took me any longer than .1 sec to realise that it was KEBAB~!!!

oh ya. forgot some of my frans only know wat is chicken rice and mee poh. but don knw wat is kebab.

Definition of Kebab(Ke-baa-b): A vertical meat that is hang infront of a oven. chef keeps rotatin it and slices thin fine meat from it. Assistant takes the meat and places it on this machiam KFC Beretto's skin and adds coleslaw to it.

basically to say, it origin from Turkey and is know as the Turkey Popiah.

anyway, soon after.. the MC for the day took over.

MC:" Hi ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, we would like to thank this people for donatin to tonights NSF night"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC: "first is Major Melvin for donating $100"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC: "next is CPT so-n-so"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC: "Next is Cpt so-n-so-again"

We were thinkin: "KnN, hurry up can.. fuckin hungry"

MC:" Ok, the dinner may commence now"

wat i saw next was jus a flash past my eyes, tables were empty, chairs were empty, from my eye of view straight down the center, i don see a single soul.

wat i show next was horrifying, haunting me till now.. mee goreng-n-cha-pa-lang food was full of people. satay was crowded with people.

wat about the kebab you said??
oh, i couldnt find it at all. only saw heads...

nono, i cant let the kebab be eaten away just like that.

We rushed, we squeezed, we show our fightin spirt as typical Sporeans, we reached out as if we are reachin for the stars...

we got ourselves 4 kebabs..

haha.. anyway ate really a lot of sashimi after that.. though i wasnt a really keen sashimi lover. still choke myself with it. cause why?

heard its expensive and best, it was free~! hahaa.. i just love being me~