Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Year of the Cock.. wat more boring can it get? no new clothes, no new luck, no new house, no new way of celebrating my chinese new year..
come to tink of it.. even chinese new year has its fixed schedule.. year after year, its basically repeatin itself.. i can even memorise wat time i am suppose to leave house these few days, where i am heading, wat i will be doin at my destination n how long it takes b4 i get sianz n wat time b4 i start headin home..

its Da Nian Chu Yi.. n here i am blogging.. i can imagine the rest of the guys out there now sweatin out in this unbearable heat, forcing a once-in-a-year smile, visitin different households.. of coz. who will wear a sulky face and say 'happy new year' rite in ur relative face... even as unfranly as i am.. the smile jus come out when i need to say these few words..

i have 2 relatives out now in my living room.. but i am sianz till i don even wana go out and talk to them.. bad rite haha...

paiseh.. jus felt unfranly at this moment.. later at nite don knw wat i wan do liao.. someone save me.. people like me is very selfish.. its only in times of need when i wished my ancestors will be lookin over me.. normally u wan me to burn some joss sticks i also lazy..

examples of situations when i will pray for help from my ancestors is when:
-i am takin an exam n i haven even got the slightest idea wat the subject is about
-my shit is queuing up in my arse and i cant find a toilet anywhere
-stuck in lift

this morning i woke up realising that i don have a toothbrush.. u tell me la.. how more unlucky will i get.. apparently my mother bought a new mirror-that-comes-with-free-slots-to-put-toothbrush-n-shavers-n-so-on set. but i didnt knw my mother throw away my 5 mths old brush.
although the hairs on my brush is old till they are curling towards north n south, it still remains my favourite brush.. anyway i search for my drawer.. as sway as i am.. there aint any new brushes around...

Few options left for me:
-use the toothbrush which my mother use to scrub bowls
-use my family members toothbrush
-dont brush at all

considering all the available options.. i did a thorough mind scan.. in the end, i spread some colgate in my index finger. without any specs on at all n from far, my index finger looks exactly like a toothbrush.. so smart of me.. so i was happily scrubbing my teeth..

feeling was different but it aint the first time anyway.. it jus feels like a toothbrush which the hair has all came out.. thats all.. not much difference wat..


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