New Yearrrr~

so fast and new year is round the corner dudes~
so whats so special about this new year??

well at least one special thing i knw is i wont be gettin gany new clothes thats for sure haha.
found a job finally. workin at Ntuc Learning Hub. would recommend people to go cause they have various courses which are good for pple who are looking to upgrade their computer skills.

i've always cracked this joke. its goes something like this:

One specific study shown in USA shows that men when they take in alcohol, they would sort of produce female hormones. Some symptons are such as:
- start to scold people for no apparent reason
- Quarrel with people for nothing
- is a hazard on the road


starting i still didnt quite understand this joke when i heard it. but after i digested what it meant, i was laughing my heads off.

HOW TRUEEeeeee~!!!

one thing is being a fellow driver on the road, i dont really think that girls are hazrads on the road. reasons is that they dont drive recklessly nor are they inconsiderate :)

but they do drive too carefully and slow at times and results in disgust from drivers behind. if u are one who sits in cars often, u can often hear your driver say "What the fuck driving skills is that. Confirm must be a woman." and more often or not, it is really true.

let me quote ya a example in case u say i talkin cock. jus now i was along CTE driving home. i was in the right most lane. i mean any car can drive at that lane. but one thing is you must know u must drive fast enough and dont block the cars behind coz after all, its the right most lane.

anyway i drive till a certain limit when this cute looking red mazda was blocking my way. and mind you, it was driving at 80km/h on the expressway and you are at the right most lane and you have basically fuckin no cars infornt of you for at least 150m.

anyway this particular cute looking red mazda was really fuckin driving fuckin slow. as a result, a queue of cars were reflected in my rear view mirror. i told my passenger.

"Confirm gal driving"

she said "You sure a not"

anyway i got irritated at the unknown sex driver and high beamed at the unknown sex driver.
not because the unknown sex driver was drivin slow, but because the unknown sex driver was drivin slow at the wrong lane hoggin up the entire lane. anyway the unknown sex driver up its speed by round 5km/h and gave an intention to change to the left lane. so the unknown sex driver drove faster a bit so that the unknown sex driver could overtake the lorry beside him/her before changin lane.

and guess what, the unknown sex driver overtook by least 1 car length and still didnt change lane. cock right. guess him/her wasnt really confident whether him/her has fully have a clear distance before changing.

well, not her fault. safety mah right?

anyway finally the unknown sex driver cleared to the left lane before i drove pass.

As true as the test said, it was a HER~

Cheers mike~