wo.. my buddy is advertising for "soul mates". for more details on this cute looking dude, click here.

Note: Visit at own risk. Applicants must be of course of female gender & at least 1.65m and above, mature looking and don speak in a fucking "teh" voice. not too fat coz he is quite a skinny fit fellow. when he takes off his clothes, he is so fit till you can see "pa li", above "liu li", below "liang li".
must be a big eater coz he basically eats an elephant for evry meal.
Gays are a big No-No.
Lesbians are welcome.
Must be cat lovers... ok never mind. at least you musnt hate cats.
Must know how to kill cockcroaches coz.... well... never mind..

Benefits of having him as your soul mate:
-No need for alarm clock coz he is willing to wake you up anytime u wan, 24/7.
-Even if you are 40 yrs old, you can don worry. he will pamper you till u feel like you are 16.
-You can take him as ur anger vending machine coz he has such a nice temper till he smiles even if you kick his testicles balls two neighbours beside his brother ah wat the hell. just know that he has a good temper la.

** some of the contents in this manual may differ from the real guy depending on the time of the week.
** The management has the right to replace the ideal guy in package with another of similar value.
No 30 days money back.