The New Toy

For those avid readers who have been following my blog close enough, you will know that amongst my favourite hobbies; other than shitting, eating and peeping, I like taking photos a lot.

I hear protests saying that my picture-taking skills are like fuck but hey, even the lousiest soccer player have the rights to play on a field, let alone me.

But as much as I like taking pictures, I am not one of those fanatics who invests thousands of dollars to get those high-end cameras that weigh like a fucking AK47.

And besides, you don't need a thousand bucks crap to snap pictures underneath the skirts.

I never understand the rationale of getting such good accessories for a camera. For example, I overheard some of my camera-fanatics friends discussing on the latest flashlight they bought for their camera. They were telling me how fucking bright the flashlight is and I was telling them how fucking shocked the price scared the shit out of me.

Why not just buy a gigantic torchlight? It is less than 1/5 of the price, comes with free batteries, same lighting effect and you can use it when you forget to pay the electricity bills.

Never mind, I wont understand them just like I never understand why bras are so expensive.
Oh I see, it reads "Push-Up Bra".

Just today, my new toy came. A new camera stand to aid in my pictures taking conquest. A new camera stand to make sure those skirts don't turn out blurry when I snap them at night.

Like a young teenager who just receive his first condom, I was so eager to try out my new camera stand that I was holding my camera stand and waiting outside my house for a car. The reason was because I had a picture effect in my mind that I want to try it out. To do that, I need a fucking car to drive pass a round-about near my house.

On normal days when you don't expect anything to drive around that round-about, buses, lorries, sedans and even snails will go pass it. But when I want to test my new toy, there is not a single car in sight and even the wind is laughing at me.

My housemate sees my plight and offer to help me by driving his car around the round-about. I am seriously not very sure on whether I should offer him my gratitude or say he is really gan bo liao. But anyway, thanks to him, I got what I want.

My first picture with my camera stand, I am so touched....