Fuck. I Got Tagged

I always appreciate the fact that I never got tagged, even for once, before. But as unlucky as I get, as I was browsing through my friend's blog, she actually tagged me. I am not one who knows exactly how to turn down requests. So I shall dedicate my virginity to her. God bless her lucky soul. Orh-Mi-Tuo-Fuo~


5 things in my bag:

- Domino's pizza vouchers.

- Grocery shopping receipt dated "24th May 2007". Fuck, what's this doing in my bag?

- 30Gb HDD containing my porn collection research materials. Highly Classified.

- Notebooks of course. I am a hardworking student. I use them to write down notes during lectures; albeit the only content the books have is my name.

- Voodoo doll. Given to me from one of my buddy. Theoretically, it is supposed to help me pass my exams. But practically, till now it hasn't did any of my exams for me.


5 things in my head:

- "Why the fuck am I writing this."

- "Need to finish up the assignments, reports, and lab-books so I can start on my revision." I am actually thinking about this. You should be impress of me, cause I am.

- "Oh yeah, this weekend need to pay up rent."

- "What to cook for tomorrow's lunch and dinner?" It is during these times when I especially miss my mother. Other times include when I am shitting, and I need someone to bring me a new roll of toilet paper from the storeroom.

- "I am seriously running out of ideas."


5 words sentences i frequently use:

- What the fuck! (Be aware that its not 'What the fuck?': This is a question. It ends with a lower bass tone. Mine is 'What the fuck!': This is a description. It ends with a higher pitch.)

- Ni-Nah-Beh.

- I-am-fucked. (Used when I am in deep shit. I use it almost everyday)

- I-am-hungry.

- Huh?-Sia-mi-lan-jiao~ (It's rather long but it always comes together as a full sentence)


5 recent smses received:

* I shall skip this one cause SMS-es are expensive in Australia. Plus the plan I am using doesn't consists of any free SMS-es.


5 recent things i just did:

- Read my friend's blog. That results in what I am doing now.

- Carried dumbbells. Carried as in from my room to the storeroom.

- Bathe. Carrying dumb bells cause me to sweat ya know?

- Smoke. I am just trying to reward myself for breaking some sweat.

- Scratch my bottom. Australia's mosquitoes are deadly. They penetrate through my pants and underwear.


5 things in my wardrobe:

- Obviously, UNDERWEARS!

- Socks.

- Unused condoms. Ok I am joking on this one =)
*They are actually used.

- Un-ironed shirts and pants. I miss my mother again.

- Luggage bags.


5 things i just ate:

- Rice with random soup.

- Nicotine and tobacco.

- Fish Oil with additional Omega 3.

- My mucus. Excuse me, I am having a slight flu.

- Ok nothing else, I guess it's saliva.


5 people i'm tagging:

Hmm ok, I am thinking who actually reads my blog and are active in blog writing themselves. I don't have much readers ya know. For those whom I tagged, it's ok if you guys don't respond. It is seriously all right with me. Serious.

I will just have additional spare gifts to give to other people.

- Eunice Jean Ong (Something else for you to blog about)

- Franky Luo Wei Sen (You-are-fucked)

- Beckham-ke-lan Phua Say Song (Stop blogging about how heartless Singaporeans are)

- Miss Pek (Yes. Don't open your eyes so big. You are taGGed)

Shit, I ran out of eligble applicants. I shall just make it 4 people that-are-fuckeddddd. Faster, the clock is ticking.....