Double Longest. Ever

I achieve double longest feat ever in a single day. Talk about amazing, pffttt. You should be amazed at me after this post. Cause I am.

First longest.award goes to:
Being sick for the fucking longest period.

I have been feeling unwell since Sunday. For those who are already shouting in disgust on why I have been blogging about my sickness for the past week, SCREW YOU!

What else can I blog about when I am sick? The number of times I swallow my phlegm? Or perhaps how far I can spit my phlegm?

Oh, for information on that, due to the record-breaking thickness in viscosity of my phlegm now, I can shoot up to 9m away. The shortest distance shall be my clothes. I just did that yesterday.

I presume the reason for the infallible me being sick for so long (first time) is perhaps a result of me not falling sick for nearly a year. Immunity supposingly has gone down, I think.

I am not sure. I don't major in courses prescribing pills in University. I major in learning how to use screwdrivers.

Lets talk about the second longest.award:
A record breaking 11 hours of non-stop MSNing; minus a 1 and a half away break in between cause my fingers were suffering from muscle cramps.

This is crazy. I never tried MSNing for so long and it was not like those that you type a sentence and wait 5 min for a reply. Instead, it was pure hardcore constant typing. I will be considered replying slow if I stop to take a sip of water.

But luckily, my typing skills were already well adhorned back in the days of using IRC and ICQ. I can even type with my eyes closed. Who cares about typo error with your eyes closed right?

But yeah, I got to admit it was fun MSNing my friend. If not I wouldn't have abuse my arse by gluing it to the seat. I take great care of my ass. My mum has a relatively big arse. Guess what? That's our only common feature as well.

Big arse is good. I can give birth easily =D