Harry; Over and Out

Dear Harry,

I wrote this entry for the sole purpose of thanking all the service that you have done for me for nearly 2 years.

It has been a real pleasure riding you; despite the fact that I nearly got fined once for not wearing any helmet, despite the fact that your tyre was punctured not once, not twice, but 4 times; and despite the fact that your brakes do not really serve very well.

But I thank the fact that you have appreciated in value, considering I bought you from a dumb arse for AUD80, and sold you to another dumber one for AUD95. Anyway, I love you and I sincerely wish you all the best in the hands of a new owner.

Yours Sincerely.