My Laptop's Up The Lorry

The assumption here is almost everyone owns a computer and we know how much we can't live without it. I confess, I fall under the category of a total geek. I feel totally uneasy if I never touch the keyboard for even a single day. I don't even feel this way if I had to skip touching my dick for a day.

So being a geek, may I ask what's the worst situation that can strike you?

Perhapshavingaspacebarthatdoesn'tworkisdaunting; or perhaps I can say a scarier thing is when you know your laptop is having some serious shit problem. I guess I shall give a bit of background review before thumping in the actual facts.

As it appears now, my blog is totally littered with pictures which I have captured from my Nikon. Just a short while ago, I was experimenting on working with RAW images on Photoshop. But the problem here is that I have a Photoshop program that's even older than me which eventually leads to the fact that it can't support the software to edit RAW images.

So the inevitable conclusion was that, I had to get a newer version of Photoshop. Spending my money on an original software is inventive but certainly not smart. Besides, who pays for such stuff?

Now I am not saying I am downloading pirated software. For all you know, I might be that smart ass who spends my money on getting an original software that has an equivalent value of 2 Lambo wheels.

So anyway, somehow, some way I managed to get hold of the newer version of Photoshop. Just as I thought I finally installed it and can finally play around with RAW images; lightning struck. My taskbar was gone, my normal desktop appearance stops running and I had this error "userinit.exe has stop dont-know-what-fucking-application" shit going on.

Even a moron will realise that the Photoshop is virus ridden. As the old man says "You get for what you pay". So being the specialised geek that I am, I tried getting rid of the software by accessing my Control Panel into "Add/Remove the Fucking Program".

"Rundll32.exe is also unable to run that fucking application" pops out.

I realised I am seriously screwed in my arse.

Till this date, I have basically downloaded and run almost all anti virus programs available online. So yes, why not I reformat? Smart question. It shows that you have substantial knowlege in computer to understand the plight I am in.

After trying all the methods known to human, I realise I had no choice but to resort to reformating my laptop. I set up an altar, joss sticks and joss papers in preparation to pay tribute to my porn collections.

Then lightning strike my arse twice. My cd-rom wasn't working, which rules out the chance of reformating using cds. So I switch to another alternative method, reformating by clicking on the Windows XP Pack itself.

"Rundll32.exe can't run the application. Again. Fuck you. Ha.Ha."

If your common computer knowledge doesn't consist of just knowing how to switch the PC on or off, you should understand how screwed I am. Basically, ya, I am pretty running out on solutions.

Perhaps if you have better suggestions other than opening up the window beside me, hold my laptop out of the window and letting go of my hand, I welcome you to give me suggestions.

Wrong, I beg you to give me suggestions.

But either way, I am so gonna send my laptop to the technician once I go back. Sighhh..


Ok, laptop aside. I recieve a horror news yesterday. One of my close buddies who has accompanied me through secondary school, Poly and have known till now, is finally doing the impossible. He is getting married. I feel happy for you. Seriously.

Finally one less guy to fight over women with me. Ha.Ha. No lah. Seriously I congrats him. Be sure to wait for me to go back before you ROM yah?

I wana go laugh at you. Ha.Ha. I am a bastard.