The Tale About The Dog

Sometimes, I am really fed up with life. Fed up with the constant need of upgrading yourself, fed up with the need to constantly submitting my assignments (as what I am doing now).

At times like these, I really envy my neighbour's dog. All it does is sleep, eat and shit.

How great. How wonderful. I also wish I was a dog my life would consist of eat, shit and sleep only.

Hop into any supermarket in Australia, and you will see one row of food catered just for dogs. Their canned food looks more tastier. For over 23 years, I always have this constant thought of trying one mouth of their canned food.

Just for that one single time. But of course, I didnt have the balls to do it. Call me loser...

But if you dare, then give yourself a clap.

Somehow these days, I wished I was a dog my life can be better than a dog. Eat, sleep and shit. Not to forget sex Tsk.

*Ruff Ruff