I am hardworking, I am a fast learner, I am not a gay.
I dont require much pay, perhaps just enough to make me sustain my daily lifestyles. I shall enclose a resume of myself. Interested employers please leave a message.
I will take any jobs ranging from waiters to masseurs to gigolos to part-time boyfriend.
Personal Particulars
Name: Hong Ziqiang
Gender: Male
Race: Mixed Chinese (Malaysian Chinese + Singapore Chinese)
Email: zinesta@hotmail.com
Marital Status: Single
Date of Birth: 23/09/1983
Age: 23
Religion: Buddhism (Open Minded)
Nationality: Mixed (Malaysian + Singaporean)
Language Written: English, Singlish, Chinese
Language Spoken: Singlish, Ang Moh English, Mandarin, Hokkien, Cantonese
Date Of Availability: Dec 06 - Feb 07
Educational Background
University Of Queensland: Currently still
Singapore Polytechnic: Diploma in Mechanical Engineering and obtained 2 Distinctions of which both are not related to Mechanical Engineering at all.
Yishun Town Sec Sch: GCE "O" Level Stream.
Northland Primary Sch: Bluff my way through 6 years of study.
Achievements
Spelling Champion for Sec 2.
Past Working Experience
Waiter for most of my life.
Part time telemarketeer. What I do is just make nuisance calls and smile when they scold me Kan Ni Nah or Chao Chee Bye.
Specialist when I entered army. My turn to scold people Kan Ni Nah and Chao Chee Bye and they can only smile back at me.
Customer Service Executive at a certain place.
Computer Knowledge and Skills
Computer Knowledge:
Able to find the best porn sites in the minimum amount of time given.
Equipped with skills to draw
Microsoft Excel, Words, Powerpoint, Blogspot.Com
Skills:
Able to scold people in a minimum amount of time to make them have the thought of jumping down 12th storey.
Able to smile when people scold me vulgarities that makes normal people have the thought of jumping down 12th storey.
Attentive and
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